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Totally Not Batman

@tmdarby.bsky.social
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I'm not saying I'm Batman, but you never see me and Batman in the same room do you.

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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And, and , and mommy says I'm the most handsomest boy ever and I get to stay up late and you have to give me your candy. Christ what a child.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And, and , and mommy says I'm the most handsomest boy ever and I get to stay up late and you have to give me your candy. Christ what a child.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And, and , and mommy says I'm the most handsomest boy ever and I get to stay up late and you have to give me your candy. Christ what a child.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any respect I had for Tyson is gone now.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even know what to say anymore, just barbaric. I guess I'm surprised it isn't pay per view so they can cash in on it too.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even know what to say anymore, just barbaric. I guess I'm surprised it isn't pay per view so they can cash in on it too.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even know what to say anymore, just barbaric. I guess I'm surprised it isn't pay per view so they can cash in on it too.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even know what to say anymore. I guess I'm surprised it isn't pay per view so they can cash in on it too.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just don't watch the video of me saying exactly what I'm denying. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait... are you saying that president dingus's making money by not buying stuff isn't true?!?!?!?!
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The US consumes more than it could ever produce. It's just math.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In case anyone doesn't know, Trump wanted to tell Canada who else they could trade with and Canada said no.... that was what he wasn't satisfied with.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well if he follows his usual m.o. there will be a deal and it'll be similar to the existing one, maybe a little worse for the US, and he'll act like he did something amazing.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She's got mar a lago face for sure.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I plan on not buying a Lamborghini every day for the rest of the year, going to be a millionaire.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No idea, kinda scary looking though.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That lady in the red drees is leaning back from the smell as much as humanly possible. 🤣
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's going to be so pissed when Mark Carney gets it this year.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every single day I think we've hit rock bottom with him.... and every day I'm wrong.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did he try to r@pe her too?
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah yes.... doing the numbers, fantastic.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just the primary architect of project 2025, nothing to worry about.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Draft dodger says what?
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the 6th time they've formed government. Most of the rest were majority too. This is minority, not sure what the panic is aside from clicks.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top Gear
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do they know that? With that lunatic he probably just made it up.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anyway Oh No
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So he's just ignoring court orders inviting attacks on US Cities, just another Monday in the broken government of the USA.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He also said if Iran took out LA and San Diego it would be a small price to pay, report that. Should be lead story on all networks, Jesus.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They didn't just accuse....he did!!!!! Grow some guts reporting.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How is this not on every single news outlet.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks Ronald Trump.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"While expanding access to the tax-exempt diesel could provide some relief ​to eligible end-users, it would not change the underlying wholesale diesel price. Refiners would still receive market price for their fuels. It would do little to change supply or market fundamentals."
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly they could tell MAGA they already got their checks and half of them would be like "oh right I member that".
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly they could tell MAGA they already got their checks and half of them would be like "oh right I member that".
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's not partisan?!?!?!?!
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Perfectly said Mr. De Niro lol, perfectly said.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit, Donald Trump, tries to take our voice and power away, what do we tell him? Keep your fucking hands off our vote.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is, booming for Trump and his rich friends. That's what Hassett means, not for normal people.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What an a$$hole.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right!?!? It's publicly available on the doj website too, and nobody talks about it, blows my mind.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really hope Americans have had enough of these guys, 2 years more might be too much to ever recover from.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How so many people simp for this clown just amazes me.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does it run on diesel, how's that going lol.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
The fact is Trump not only lost his war but it's the biggest L the US has taken at least since Vietnam. Our bases are destroyed & abandoned, Iran is emboldened, China is toying w/ us. Hegseth & co want to move on to culture war slop, but they got routed & we'll be dealing w/repercussions for decades
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a US veteran... I don't have the words to describe how angry this makes me. American ISIS everyone.
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Totally Not Batman @tmdarby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think they could fit a few more flags in there?
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