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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys

@tmcatee.bsky.social
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Phyllis Schlafly's worst nightmare even before I've had my first sidecar. Married to a really awesome man who didn't realize what a shitty deal he was getting before he said yes. With me, you don't get what you want, you get what you deserve!

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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pathetic... someone is worried if I'm getting their fucking texts. I voted in every Democratic Primary since 2002 and I no longer even live in Texas.
Text from Dan Patrick touting his crime fighting skillz, which is funny since he actually helped Ken Paxton stay in office.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any Democrat who doesn't want to think about impeachment needs to get very comfortable with it right now.
Trump insanely talking about his ballroom like a 10 year old would about a transformer and making a racist comment about Hispanics.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!!!!!
Turbo from Breakin’
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things must be hella bad for the Republicans if this bad penny is turning up
Jill Stein posting on X taking about expecting little from Democrats and urging people to not drink the “cool aid” because the dumbass is as culturally literate as a geranium
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jonathankarl.bsky.social There are the monthly domestic oil production numbers... Scalise was lying. You guys have to do a better job of calling out Republicans on oil production.
Monthly domestic oil production numbers showing that production steadily increased throughout the Biden Administration
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hacky AF... darkness sells like week months old milk.
Terrible fundraising email from Talarico
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Curious that they left out where CGBs are trading.
Chinese 10 yr bonds have rallied as the US 10 has sold off.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why study dolls? It's not like anyone has made any money off them...
Barbie which generates between $1.2-1.7 billion in annual sales.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This should be the end of the discussion regarding who is responsible for $40 trillion in Federal debt.
a chart showing current and projected GDP along with where Debt to GDP would be without the Bush and Trump tax cuts... in 2040 with the cuts the debt/gdp number is 187%. Without the tax cuts, it would have been around 48%
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A dump truck emptying a massive load of aggregate into a very, very large hole. It's the perfect picture to represent Scott Bessents activities in the UST market.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Totally fine with the gift going to fam in OC
Red Cross writing to tell me my blood went to a patient in Irvine.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Welp, guess we now know GLP1 doesn't make you a more decent and honest person!
Sarah Huckebee Sanders lying about Democratic candidates and someone pointing out that she is lying and that R's like her support pedos. And that Arkansas is bottom 3 in every category because she's a terrible leader.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And Rep. Ogles has no place in Congress
Rep. Andy Ogles, who lost his R primary to a clean energy Republican despite being endorsed by Trump, tweeting some homophobic bullshit
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This pudgy fuck...
JD Vance calling Marc Thiessen fat.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The shocked look on the faces of the audience during Springtime For Hitler
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not only will I not give you money, I just sent $100 to your primary opponent, @bhennrich.bsky.social You voted for the SAVE Act, Representative, then took a shot at trans kids. You don't need yet another shot to fuck up
Rep. Heidi Glusenkamp Perez asking for money.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For those looking to build up their block list...
Someone who didn't buy Orange Man Bad in 2024 and still, like a maga, can't admit they fucked up.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LMAO... There are many things more pathetic starting w The Telegraph and everyone who works there. We're all enjoying the fact that we live rent free in their heads!
The Telegraphs Stephen Pollard asks if there is anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As @stangunn.bsky.social noted, there's really nothing funnier to write about this than the poster itself.
Dorks who are having a conference about 'muscular Christianity'.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So much for this fucking guy fucking off...
Mary Peltolas dumbass campaign thought using James Carville as a fundraising prop would help.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Black women can win a statewide race in Texas, even being outspent. But you have to run a real campaign.
Staci Williams vs Brandy Voss in a TX D primary. Williams, who is black, won with 65.1% of the vote.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've run four statewide primaries in Texas and lost only 1. Rep. Crockett didn't lose because of racism, she lost because she ran a bad campaign. This is how a black woman with a good campaign performs in a Texas Democratic Primary
Staci Williams vs Brandy Voss in the 2020 TX Supreme Court Place 7 primary. The result was Williams 65.1%, Voss 34.9%.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Complete failure of imagination, Gav
Gavin Newsom doesn't want to tear down the ballroom because 'what do you rebuild in it's place'?

How about a new East Wing with badly needed office space?
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hochul>Abbott
A tweet from Gov Hochul owning Gov Abbott who tweeted a stupid AI generated image of him in a Spurs uniform dunking on Hochul who is in a Knicks uniform while Trump looks on laughing.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Am I the only one who reads 'HR lady' as 'Fa**ot'?
Matt Stoller "Graham Platner represents a rejection of Dem HR lady politics"
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Senator John Cornyn's cuck chair
comfy chair in the corner of a room, perfect for a cuck
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's not lite corruption, it's full flavor corruption now with even more fat!
AAG Todd Blanche gives a get out of jail free card to Trump and Family for all their tax dodges
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A sample
ML Jeffries publicly attacking Sen Tuberville and Rep Fine for their racist rhetoric about Muslims.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Mandy Patinkin
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
May God forgive me because I know none of you will...
Rabbits/Bunnies for sale as pets or meat sign from Roger and Me
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Screen Cap of the Spotify listing for Peaches Fuck the Pain Away
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aight... Donald Trump is so fat during a full moon he turns into a were-house. Season is open!
Donald Trumps posts a JB Pritzker is fat cartoon which of course prompts me to make a fat joke about Donald Trump. 

The seaons is open, friends! Mix it the fuck up
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I can hear those people who bought in the 90s talking about averaging down and how they're in it for the long term.
5 year chart of Trump Media and Tech Group (DJT) which has gone from a high around $100/share in 2022 to its current price, around $9/share
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The rest of the trash...
Tom Steyer is the human version of a stone in your shoe.

All that money and shit mail? Come on, man.I wanted to fucking like this guy, but PG&E didn't spend money trying to beat him. probably because his crack team did such a lousy job of promoting him in this piece they knew  he wasn't going anywhereWhat you gonna do on gas,bro? Drill, Baby, Drill or are you going to fly to Islamabad to meet with the Iranians and sort Trump's fuckup?
And universal coverage...weak sauce straight outta 2010Yes, Washington is broken and one person out of 435 has the answer! How will she get the other 434 to listen? 

I smell disappointment in the air!
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The best political mail I received today was this hit on Anne Kepner. And she now has my vote because any candidate PG&E and Edison spend money to defeat is one I earnestly fucking support. I'm going to set up a mail shop here. Clearly the people running campaigns don't know WTF they're doing.
PG&E thought I should know Anne Kepner 'approved' a resolution allowing police to use military equipment on community college campuses. It's bullshit.PG&E wants you to choose a better Democrat, and they'll lie about the one who wants to hurt them.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Who wants to tell him...
Brad Parscale thinks SCOTUS gutting the VRA means more R seats, and he's probably right in the short term. In the long term, it means far more competitive districts even if you gerrymander on a partisan basis.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Meanwhile, on LinkedIn, the social media platform for business! Personally, I think the whole thing was staged by Bari Weiss to make Dookiepill look brave and, once more, Bari's planning was for shit.
allegedly, the white house knew all about the correspondents dinner shooter.

Take 2,905 in a series of infinite theories with no proof
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is like a rainbow that leads to an actual pot of gold in the parking lot of a Waffle House. You're still going to have to fight some folks for that gold, but after you beat them, you can have a really good pecan waffle!
🟦All voters: Talarico +5
🟥Republican: Paxton +69
🟦Democratic: Talarico +86
🟦Independent: Talarico +25
🟦Black: Talarico +56
🟦Latino/a: Talarico +27
🟥Non-college: Paxton +4
🟦College: Talarico +14
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I completely forgot to mention...these are hella gross.
Buldak Carbonara Spicy Dumplings
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Yes, unilateral disarmament is the way to go, Brian. www.wvtf.org/news/2026-04...
Brian Cannon was among Democrats who were part of the No Gerrymandering Virginia effort. He said he’ll still vote for Democrats despite Scott’s comments, but he also stands by his vote.

“The pushback we need to have around this country is to win free and fair elections and reinforce our Democratic norms," Cannon said. "And Democrats, to win the House, don’t need to cheat.”

Whatever, Brian.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Trump is weighing a deal to pay Iran 20 bn to give up their nuclear material. No word on why the geniuses representing us before this began didn't fucking think of that
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Judge Staci Williams, 101st District Court, Dallas County, Texas with some jackass.
Judge Williams looking fantastic while I look rode hard thanks to a day of travel. After an event in Dallas on April 14th, 2026
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Straight up blasphemy
Trump posted a picture of himself as Jesus
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
John Water holding a sign at a No Kings protest that says 'Trump Ruined Bad Taste'
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Waffle House... folks who, well, have been through some things, probably that fucking night. Cracker Barrel...
The words "When Church is over and you're on your way to verbally assault a waitress" printed over the face of an older white lady.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It really did...
In which a person bemoans the lack of 'predators' on BlueSky to deal with the 'stupid turbolib opinions'.

And he's taken to school in the comments.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You can smell the desperation through the screen...
OpenAI is offering fixed coupons to raise fresh capital which would indicate they have exhausted all sources of traditional equity capital.
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Loving County, TX Senate Democratic Primary... 6 votes for Jasmine Crockett, 4 votes for James Talarico
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That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys @tmcatee.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Fuck Markwayne... Good to see folks responding to his chickenhawk bullshit just like this.
Pat Ryan asking what the fuck Markwayne is talking about in regards to what war is like since he never fucking served.Vote Vets making fun of Markwayne by saying that his combat experience was playing games.Charlotte Clymer beating the shit out of Markwayne for talking about war without having served and inviting him to 'shut (his) fucking mouth'.
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