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posts quotes from the magnus archives & the magnus protocol, as well as q&as and liveshows. posts every 30 minutes. run by tmagp.bsky.social! #themagnusarchives #themagnusprotocol

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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 3m
Did you think I was a ghost?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 33m
(low, deadly) What did you say?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 1h
Helen, was that a lie?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 1h
...such a creature must by all natural law lack that essential and ephemeral anima that is required for such awful knowledge; I tell you here Robert, it saw me and it knew me.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 2h
How would a melody describe itself when asked?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, to be bullied you need to be noticed, and I made sure that I wasn’t.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 3h
I see. (she doesn't)
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 3h
I swear, if he's brought another dog in here, I'm going to peel him.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4h
I see. (she doesn't)
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4h
That's my rib.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 5h
I spy with my little eye... Literally everything.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 5h
Martin, I hate your tea, and wish you made coffee instead.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Go away.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6h
I see you, Jon. I see you.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 7h
...y-you owe me one, Gerry. Rest in, uh... Just rest.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 7h
All in all, he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 8h
• Yeah, well. We've all had trauma. • And everyone's changed.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 8h
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings...
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 9h
I spy with my little eye... Literally everything.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 9h
VIGILO. AUDIO. OPPERIOR.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 10h
How would a melody describe itself when asked?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 10h
If it moves like a worm, thinks like a worm, and screams its awful agonies towards the distant, taunting sky like a worm — well. Conclusion's obvious.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11h
MEAT IS ME
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11h
Murder Club wasn't supposed to be like this.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 12h
• The minister is... • A useless sack of skin?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Shut. Up.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 13h
Did you think I was a ghost?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 13h
Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Something cheery, something nice. Right now!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14h
He's all eyes.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve managed to secure the services of two researchers to assist me. Well, technically three, but I don’t count Martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 15h
Jurgen Leitner has done the world enough harm and we must pursue all available avenues to ensure that he does no more.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 15h
• These were not the new relationship hurdles I expected. • Tell me about it.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h
No. No, I'm sure we can leave. [...] Um, Freddie? Can we leave?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h
Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Something cheery, something nice. Right now!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 17h
He died on New Year’s Eve, and as 2014 ended, so did any hope I had of my dreams doing good in the world.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 17h
• See you later, Lena. • No, you won't.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got to go eat the rich!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18h
If it moves like a worm, thinks like a worm, and screams its awful agonies towards the distant, taunting sky like a worm — well. Conclusion's obvious.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 19h
The blanket never did anything.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 19h
He feels that prickly panic building in the back of his skull, that worry that spills through: he knows. He knows I’m high. The thought leaps to Elias’ mind for only a second before he remembers that he’s not. He hasn’t lit up all day, of course not, he’s got an interview.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20h
I think our experiences of the universe have value. Even if they disappear forever.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20h
• Do you have any idea what will happen if this thing managed to finally extinct itself? • We'd go home early?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 21h
I have nothing to say to you.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 21h
...y-you owe me one, Gerry. Rest in, uh... Just rest.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22h
Oi, dickhead!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22h
• Oh God, what if they're growing back? • Then I'll take a pair.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 23h
I wished with all my heart that they would simply disappear. And one day… one of them did.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 23h
(weakly) I need help.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank you for teaching us the insides.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MEAT IS ME
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