tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22mI’ve managed to secure the services of two researchers to assist me. Well, technically three, but I don’t count Martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 51mOh, that's a shame. What are we going to do with your skin now? We can't harvest it and use it for things like book-binding. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 2hAlright. He fires you because of all the drugs and the wild orgies on Archive property. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4hAll the world's a stage, and I can't escape my monologue. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4hOh God… He’d hate that, he always wanted us to go paperless. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6hHello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. 001
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6hStatement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings... 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 8h• You ever get any weird emails? • I'm openly trans on the internet. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11h• Alright, so… A few years ago, before everything went to hell, we had a… colleague? • A friend. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11hIf you think you understand machines and you are not afraid of them, no you don't. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 13hOh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14hImmortality. It's impossible. Even without me, nothing escapes entropy. Not forever. Not even fear. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14h• Sorry Elias, I can't hear you. There's— a door in the way. • Martin, I do not have time for this. • Then maybe you should make time. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 15hYou can scream, I suppose. Weep, maybe. Have you considered curling into a ball? 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h(The dogs sit. They are not fur babies, they are what turns up when someone says "release the hounds".) 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16hWho will you be, with a name or three, and a stranger’s face worn wrong? 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 17h• Wait, Tim! What do you see? • I see my asshole boss! 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18hStatement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings... 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18hIf it moves like a worm, thinks like a worm, and screams its awful agonies towards the distant, taunting sky like a worm — well. Conclusion's obvious. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 19hYes, you're fine, Tim. Now... please put those back on. 001
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20hFor god’s sake, can he not stay safe for like, like ten minutes? 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 21hOh, Sam. I know you think you want normal, but I think it's pretty obvious that deep down, you only go for the truly depraved and bizarre. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22h• Oh God, what if they're growing back? • Then I'll take a pair. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 23h• Shut up, it's just cobwebs. • There's no such thing as /just/ cobwebs. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026...y-you owe me one, Gerry. Rest in, uh... Just rest. 000
tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. 000