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posts quotes from the magnus archives & the magnus protocol, as well as q&as and liveshows. posts every 30 minutes. run by tmagp.bsky.social! #themagnusarchives #themagnusprotocol

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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22m
I’ve managed to secure the services of two researchers to assist me. Well, technically three, but I don’t count Martin as he’s unlikely to contribute anything but delays.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 51m
Oh, that's a shame. What are we going to do with your skin now? We can't harvest it and use it for things like book-binding.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 1h
I am in charge.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 1h
I'm losing myself, and I— and I don't know if I mind?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 2h
I see you, Jon. I see you.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 2h
Alright. He fires you because of all the drugs and the wild orgies on Archive property.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 3h
SPEAK.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 3h
That's my rib.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4h
All the world's a stage, and I can't escape my monologue.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 4h
Oh God… He’d hate that, he always wanted us to go paperless.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 5h
Did you think I was a ghost?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings...
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 7h
...y-you owe me one, Gerry. Rest in, uh... Just rest.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 7h
Don't be a prick, Jon.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 8h
What do you want, English?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 8h
• You ever get any weird emails? • I'm openly trans on the internet.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 9h
I am not a who, Archivist, I am a what.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 9h
• The minister is... • A useless sack of skin?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 10h
[grimly] Tea.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 10h
What did you do, diva?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11h
• Alright, so… A few years ago, before everything went to hell, we had a… colleague? • A friend.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 11h
If you think you understand machines and you are not afraid of them, no you don't.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 12h
His only wish was to die alone.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 12h
It's a good place to canoodle.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Maybe it's time to accept that they're gone.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 13h
Oh, you wound me, Archivist. And we used to be so close.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14h
Immortality. It's impossible. Even without me, nothing escapes entropy. Not forever. Not even fear.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 14h
• Sorry Elias, I can't hear you. There's— a door in the way. • Martin, I do not have time for this. • Then maybe you should make time.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 15h
You can scream, I suppose. Weep, maybe. Have you considered curling into a ball?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 15h
He's all eyes.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h
(The dogs sit. They are not fur babies, they are what turns up when someone says "release the hounds".)
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h
NON VACILLABIMUS.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 16h
Who will you be, with a name or three, and a stranger’s face worn wrong?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 17h
• Wait, Tim! What do you see? • I see my asshole boss!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18h
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings...
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 18h
If it moves like a worm, thinks like a worm, and screams its awful agonies towards the distant, taunting sky like a worm — well. Conclusion's obvious.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 19h
No one wants to kill you, you pompous idiot!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 19h
Yes, you're fine, Tim. Now... please put those back on.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20h
For god’s sake, can he not stay safe for like, like ten minutes?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Did you think I was a ghost?
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Pathetic.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, Sam. I know you think you want normal, but I think it's pretty obvious that deep down, you only go for the truly depraved and bizarre.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22h
• Oh God, what if they're growing back? • Then I'll take a pair.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 22h
• I just wish he was not dead. • Me too.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 23h
Yes, I know what a meme is!
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 23h
• Shut up, it's just cobwebs. • There's no such thing as /just/ cobwebs.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...y-you owe me one, Gerry. Rest in, uh... Just rest.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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tma quote bot 👁 @tmaquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was it a good poem?
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