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@tlpavlich.gay
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Writer, editor, sports gay, transy they/them Essay Editor ‪@ theoffingmag.com‬ Capo @ bostonisa.com for #BostonLegacyFC #UpTheSwans ACAB includes Ted Unkel | #Crew96 #VamosRayo #FCSP #SCFC My skeets don't reflect the views of my employer

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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 4h
I've said this to myself a lot recently.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5h
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 6h
Yeah, I'd be losing it if this were my team, but I can't help but enjoy seeing it happen to such a deserving person. 🤗
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 6h
Sdkskskskd 💀
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Not the point but...is this where all the catchers in MLB 3D view go when they go into the ground??
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Rude, patronizing, condescending everything. I really think some people think that by being even lightly liberal and minorly marginalized, they can behave however they want, without consequence.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Maybe, I have to admit I haven't been keeping track as closely since I gave up on being a nun at 13.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Being queer, being a woman, having a disability, etc, does not mean you get to be racist without consequences!
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
That part. Like, you had time to get this right, and THIS is what you landed on? Others have already said it, but Chatgpt could do better.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
You know that thing where white liberals with a single crumb of marginalized identity think they can treat Black and brown people like shit and it's fine? That needs to stop.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Still thinking about this and still mad. Like the original action, not okay. This is, in it's way, worse.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
I feel like I need to go to confession for rooting against the Pope's baseball team, but here we are.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
Also, shout out to my boss who had no problem with me going "hold on, bases loaded" when we were in a meeting.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 8h
I ALSO LOVE CLEVELAND AND I ALSO LOVE BASEBALL
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 9h
I'm sorry it happened when she did it is a passive voice boss challenge I think.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 9h
There's a lot to complain about some of the scooters but a scooter following traffic laws isn't one of the things.
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Erin 🦇🎃💀👻EEK👻💀🎃🦇 Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 11h
"The Instrumentation Lab at MIT was seeking people to develop software to “send man to the moon.” Intrigued by the challenge, Hamilton applied, and was hired as the first programmer for the Apollo project at MIT, as well as the first female programmer in the project."
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Erin 🦇🎃💀👻EEK👻💀🎃🦇 Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Hamilton discovered a talent for leadership, as well as a keen instinct for problem-solving and critical thinking that would prove to save Project Apollo several times over. 

There was the incident that became known as “the Lauren error”: One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with the command module simulator at the Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight — which crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch P01 during flight. 

She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that’s exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were integrated into the program. This was an early example of “defensive” programming, the practice of building software that could anticipate or fix errors on its own.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 13h
Trying to figure out how unhinged it was to recommend "My Year of Rest and Relaxation" to my therapist...
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 06/10/2026
I wrote this story bc I was frustrated at the lack of discussion about the Mohegan Tribe in mainstream coverage of the Sun’s sale. I had to pitch it around for nearly a month before my editor at The Guardian finally said yes. Native stories deserve to be told & Native voices deserve to be heard.
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Joe R observes Bat Season @gothanfc.com · 06/10/2026
my brain when andré posts the words "pure destroyer"
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 06/10/2026
Oh yes, yes, I also get that. The Rhode Island stadium has these pretzel bites which are pretty clutch.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 06/10/2026
"There are water fountains in the concourse"
"You guys are getting paid" meme but it reads "You guys are getting water and sour patch kids?"
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 06/10/2026
I once had someone ask me how much I got paid as capo lol
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 06/10/2026
No lie detected, this is definitely code for "I am dying inside" at the least.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 06/10/2026
Lol
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
I just saw this one and was curious bc I remember vividly how hard I had to fight to get gender affirming care in Ohio. Of course it's all lies anyway.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
I want to know how the % of anti-trans attack ads compares to the % of trans people in the US.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Sending my Chicago-based niblings Cleveland Guardians gear to make sure they know who to root for? Expensive troll but worth it for them to arrive right when our White Sox loving relatives were visiting.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Oh, I thought I was ready to listen to Dolly Parton and APPARENTLY THAT WAS WRONG
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
I hope you do too. It shouldn't be so hard.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I feel like at the least, bluesky woso could take on the ION team in a fact-based head to head.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Tell him the people in your phone said for him to shut it.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Not Canada, but I lucked into getting a lapro hysto bc the dr managing my HRT advocated for me after one conversation about my symptoms, despite a decade prior of trying to get gynecologists to listen. Weird single case of "imagine how much worse it would have been if I weren't trans"
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
I was and still am such a scaredy cat when it comes to media I don't even know. Conversely, I vividly remember the first time I made it through a whole movie WITHOUT being scared. It was Mulan. Yes, I'm transmasc, do with that what you will.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 05/10/2026
Yo tampoco, y por eso, quiero saber qué está pasando.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
VALKS! I will be fully a Cleveland Sirens fan next year, but til then....VALKS!
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Bio-pic. Right? No?
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
WHAT IF WE STOPPED BEING FUCKING WEIRD ABOUT NORMAL BODIES!?
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
The way my jaw dropped when I saw what this was an ad for. Like....HOW is that the takeaway of this story? Disgusting. youtu.be/Pnc7Ra7m7ME
youtu.be
A Life Covered
YouTube video by Eli Lilly and Company
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Looking up who I needed to root for to beat the Summit today and...well never mind.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Honestly at this point just let Jordan Angeli call the Summit games. It's not like she's ever objective otherwise.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Oh I agree on it not being a huge improvement.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Do you know what they called us originally? Bc Boston Legacy was unfortunately an upgrade.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
That's a lesbian polycule.
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Okay, I kept going: Of our 15 goals after 80', they at the time appeared to be: Equalizer: 2 Winner: 4 No impact: 9 (One equalizer was followed by a winner vs Summit, the other followed by a conceded goal to lose vs NC)
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Okay, first, as of 9/18 we had 7 second-half stoppage-time goals, a single-season NWSL record. So now make that 8. @jackwchurch.bsky.social found at the time that it was: Winner Winner Garbage time Garbage time Tied at the time before NC scored at 90+17 Two, for 2-0, then 3-0
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
Someone actually tracked down when our goals made a difference or not, lemme see if I can find it
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
OMG SKJSKJSK
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 04/10/2026
I spend a lot of time being a luddite these days raging against the machines but I gotta say it's pretty cool to think my first laptop had 60 GB hard drive and 512 MB memory and I now have a smartphone with 256 GB of storage and 12 GB memory.
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