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I HAVE to be the first person to ever see this product, yes? Otherwise, I feel like we should all have been talking about this long ago and a LOT more. Anyway, America is doomed.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Have to think this account has a library of “actually…” takes on Attack of the Clones and Rise of Skywalker

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Can we get Statcast to determine whether there has been more real clapping or sarcastic clapping at Camden this year by O’s fans?

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

As a fan of the Orioles in good standing, I’m filing a complaint tonight against Mike Elias for breach of fiduciary duty in the Baltimore City District Court. Requested relief: literally any starting pitcher and a lineup that can manage to get one player on base against a left hander

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Can’t wait for Sam Perlozzo bobblehead night

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I love our lifeless, pathetic husk of a team! Feels like 2000-2011 all over again.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Hopeful?! Based on their off-season and now in season moves - I don’t believe the Orioles care one way or the other about the 2025 season

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Benching O’Neill against a lefty in favor of O’Hearn batting 8th….things are going great!

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Man, this sucks. I grew up with the Washington Post - always wanted to go down the driveway to bring it in, but my Dad would practically take it from the driver’s hands at 4:30am each morning. Any recommendations on how to support the writers - I’m all ears.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Todays Alps (“Broken”) Kroger (Athens, GA) observation: why does everyone refuse to use the single, loose carts that shoppers have returned at the entrance in favor of wrestling with the jammed up stack of carts returned by staff? They’re all germy as hell so save time and grab the free ones. Thanks

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Hey, credit where it’s due, I was calling out Taqueria del Closed for their hours WAY before it was hip.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I love you man, but the Varsity has always been an Athens tradition I’ve turned a blind eye toward. It all began with my first visit - my order of fries was delivered in a greasy wad shoved inside a paper sleeve. Horrifying

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J.C. Bradbury @jcbradbury.com · 15/01/2025

Great article appreciating R.E.M. The band members made wonderful music, but there are lots of lessons from the way they went about their business that made them great.

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Opinion | The band that taught Gen X it’s better to fade away than to burn out

Michael Stipe just turned 65. It’s the end of R.E.M. as we know it (and I feel fine).

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bobo’s collection of run-up-the-middle plays

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If I had one wish this Christmas season, it would be to ban comedies from using the “if you’re a cop you have to tell us” gag. (and also for all the children of the world to hold hands and sing)

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

(Foxworthy voice) IFFF your neighbor has chunky white Xmas lights in an orderly fashion around the edges of their roof….they miiight be a Trump voter (apologies to all progressive Athens friends that have chunky white lights on their roooftops)

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Student section impressed - stuck through it longer than most of the rabble. And Ireland won, ya?! Been meaning to watch more rugby, you’ll need to give me a rules crash course so I can jump back in

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’ve always thought if an offensive player scored a TD and then was able to dunk through the goalposts that should count for 2 points

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Let’s all give it up for @clem1978.bsky.social who has to be one of the few UGA fans that got to sleep at 2:30am last night (after staying, till the end, of course) and then mustered the energy to go to Stegeman to watch the Dawgs tonight against Jacksonville. She deserves a statue

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

I played a game when I was a kid I’d pretend to be two different teams, throw a football up and out into the air, run and try to catch it. Get to a certain point in my yard and it was a TD. (I was a lonely kid). My offense in those solitaire games was more explosive than Michigan and Ohio St.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My face is still bright red - but I can’t tell if it’s the windburn or profound joy bursting through. @clem1978.bsky.social and Bruce were the real troopers toughing it out in the 600 level until being able to move down during the mini UGA fan exodus late in the 4th.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Four is too generous. Vocal fry alone drops it to a 3. Only redeeming element was the inclusion of Mr. Keaton himself, Michael Gross.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Nothing forms core UGA fandom like a bonkers 8 OT, not over till midnight, 2 point win against Tech

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

“God Hates Us All”, optioned and will be the long awaited fourth installment of the “Oh, God” cinematic universe.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Auburn was involved, as such, one must assume the ickiest of decisions

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Auburn’s commitment to hiring the most despicable human beings imaginable to coach their high profile athletic teams has truly become one of sports greatest traditions

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Forever - it’s Uga V taking a chomp out of Auburn

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Bluesky is an Art Deco chamber?

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Taking nominations for most rage-inducing roadways in Athens. Current leader in the clubhouse: “any intersection that includes any combination of the words ‘Epps’ and ‘Bridge’” (please note: any Epps Bridge intersections in Oconee County are ineligible for this Athens-only contest)

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

My 2026 Athens mayoral campaign will rest solely on the "immediate incarceration for anyone that backs into parking spaces at the Alps Kroger" platform.

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Oh this would be 1991 MVP Cal, of course! Cal has really been enjoying his retirement so I wouldn’t want him to embarrass himself trying to hit off some burly Uruk-hai pitcher

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I do not accept a headcanon where Sam gets super into bro science and tries to convince Merry and Pippin to listen to Joe Rogan

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

“If I throw one more punch, it’ll be the farthest away from consciousness you’ve even bean”

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

The “failed Philly relievers to Baltimore” pipeline flowing strong as ever!

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Tim Kelly @tkathens.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

An excellent piece from the always excellent @williamfleitch.bsky.social Snyder broke me of my longtime Washington fandom - and fandom of the NFL entirely. But I'm finding my way back (easier when the team is this fun). Plus - following the NFL means more distractions! I need more! MORE!

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