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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 22/09/2026

Goddamn I am much older than the rest of you my9games.net/en

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/09/2026

Republicans after making their whole platform about Hasan’s hog:

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/09/2026

When’s it gonna be her turn???

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/09/2026

Stream Crank 2 right now faggot

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 06/09/2026

What the FUCK do you mean 30 years ago??? Also, how was I already so emo at 11 years old?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 04/09/2026

Before and after. Haircut edition.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 14/08/2026

You might think that I call @nicoaction.com Big Man because he’s a very large muscular male, which is true but it is also because he’s actually Big Man from Splatoon.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/08/2026

Flex thread? Pit thread? Either way, I wanna start one! Quote post your pits or a flex! 2-IN-1 BAYBEEEE

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 08/08/2026

Hello I am h-word as heck and would like to f everything that moves and also get someone to s my d

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/08/2026

Okay. Spent the last two+ weeks being kinda lazy. Taking time off from my regularly scheduled gym and running schedule. But now we’re back on it cuz we need to be snatched for when the new Carly and the new Tove Lo drop

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 29/07/2026

Took a little break from running the last couple weeks but I’m back to it and trying to go a little slower and keep my heart rate lower. Kind of stoked to see that an easy pace, lighter run for me is still a sub 8 minute mile

My run stats showing a 5.44 mile run at 41 minutes and 54 seconds for an average pace of 7’42”

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 28/07/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but… my tits

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 17/07/2026

I need ya’ll to understand the degree to which receiving a voicemail from Chili Cheese Charlie, driver of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, requesting a room at approximately 1/4th the price of the cheapest room you could get in Portland during the busiest week of summer was not on my bingo card

Transcript:

Oh, hot dog, hot dog. My name is Chili Cheese Charlie. I'm one of the drivers of the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, and we just received word that we are gonna be hauling buns to Portland, Maine as our next market. We'll be there on Monday the twentieth. So just a couple of days here, and we're super excited. We'll be staying in town for the week from Monday, the twentieth, checking out Monday, the twenty seventh, and we wanna know if you guys had any availability for me and my co pilot, Tailgate Taylor. So that would be room for two people, accommodations for two people, for a full week from the twentieth to the twenty seventh. Of course, the Wienermobile staying at a at a hotel or an inn like this, there's some special things.
Of course, we need some parking space.
About four standard parking spots worth of space is is ideal. We can squeeze into that much space. And then, of course, we have a a corporate rate that we need to negotiate down to of $75 per room per night or per person per night. However, that works at at y'all's, inn.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 14/07/2026

If you laughed at J. Lo for this, you also need to laugh at Madonna for Danceteria.

JLo from that thing where she talks about her hair

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 13/07/2026

Sam Neil taking a brief detour on his way to heaven to fuck with the unequivocally and irrevocably damned soul of Lindsey Graham.

Sam Neil from Event Horizon. He looks very demonic and covered in blood

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 13/07/2026

So does Dear Jessie by Rollergirl

Album art for Rollergirl’s album Now I’m Singin and the Party Keeps on Rollin’

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 13/07/2026

Jellyhead by Crush fucks so hard in the gym.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 12/07/2026

Won my first 100X of this Splatfest.

My team of inklings posing on a parade float with Frye during the Splatfest

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/07/2026

Splatfest this weekend while we bide our time for Splatoon Raiders.

A shot from Splatoon 3 featuring my inkling in Inkopolis Square.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/07/2026

If ya'll aren't watching The Cat and the Dragon you are absolutely missing out on one of the sweetest, coziest, silliest, most relaxing anime ever produced.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 02/07/2026

The Heat Dome is what I call this *****

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 29/06/2026

Good morning. I know this week is trying to test us already, but we’re up for a challenge.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 28/06/2026

God really told me “maybe today just jerk off instead”

Messages on scruff. The first one reads:

Hi. ;-)
I wish I could shrink (the opposite of growing taller: 165cm ...
164.9cm ... 164.8cm ...) so you grow taller/bigger from my diminishing height; like a Transfer ... How about that?
Have a nice day/evening.

Then a second message reads:
Shall I shrink?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 23/06/2026

Do you think a chopped unc could have big boobies like this???? No!

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 21/06/2026

Pride party fit. Do we approve?

Me wearing slutty mesh and a sluttier jock

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 17/06/2026

Just saw that I missed the one single email that I got announcing that Rosalía had been RE-rescheduled back to the 16th after I changed all my plans three weeks ago when the show was moved to the 18th. So, now I’m on a bus to New York for a concert that happened last night.

Mary McDonnell in Fall of the House of Usher

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 15/06/2026

You guys, bees like me. What more do you want?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 14/06/2026

A text I just got from a guest with accompanying pictures of the view directly outside my very unsafe B&B in a rough part of town. Guys. I need you to all just do whatever magic fags do to make things happen so that we can sell this place and I can stop having to have interactions like this.

A text exchange between a guest and me it reads

HER: I just arrived. I cannot stay. I'm sorry. Feel very unsafe. Uber driver said this is a rough side of town.
I am traveling solo, 64yo. I hope you understand.
If you can do a partial refund I'd really appreciate it.

ME: Hi there. Very sorry you feel that way. We have run this inn for 13 years and no guest, regardless of age, has ever been the victim of any kind of crime here. I have lived here for nearly twice as long and have never been the victim of a crime. As your reservation has already begun, we cannot offer a refund unless the room rebooks.
We will open it back up and see what happens.

A tree lined street with a brick sidewalk

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 14/06/2026

I feel like my runs are getting more hellish as I get older but I feel pretty after so it’s okay.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 11/06/2026

The fit for Rosalía tonight. Do you think she’ll pull me up on stage to do a dance.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 10/06/2026

Morning, babes. We gettin sweaty today?

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 06/06/2026

This was an absolute banger fuckin weekend for electronic music.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/06/2026

Did someone say Furry Chest Friday???

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 05/06/2026

I’m sorry whaaaat the fuck THIS is Skrillex today???? I would destroy this man

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 04/06/2026

Oh guys I forgot to tell you, I ran today.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 29/05/2026

Okay as of right now these are the strongest contenders for my personal Top 10 of 2026.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 28/05/2026

Doing exercises you never heard of in Planet Fitnesses you ain’t never been to.

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 21/05/2026

Good morning all my sons, daughters, them and thotters. Your dad is very proud of you

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 19/05/2026

New thrift store find. This summer we goin full faggot

Me wearing a large blue sleeveless shjrt with 1980s era Madonna on it that says “no more sadness I kiss it goodbye”

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TK Accidental @tkacci.dental · 17/05/2026

Started listening to the audiobook for Red Rising and it feels note-worthy that it has a quote on the cover comparing the main character to Katniss Everdeen, because this book does just feel like “Hunger Games for Boys!” in a very “9/11 for Girls!” kind of way. Why is Hunger Games YA but this isn’t?

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