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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw Uncapped Downside Scenario open for The Mars Volta at Irving Plaza in 2007. There were, like, 11 people there.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is an extremely cursed HEAT 2 casting update.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Honestly did not think it was going to happen; thought he was set on going back to the FO and no amount of convincing/dollars could change it. Guess not. Also probably a net good for the Mets to have a manager who has a relationship with the players already before the lockout hits.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OK, I'll bite. "The Reason" is treacly bullshit amd takes up way too much oxygen when it comes to their commercial success. But I think people forget that "Crawling in the Dark" and "Running Away" from the first album kinda ripped?

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Counterpoint: Mets fans showed up and cheered for our team this season even during some pitiful stretches of play, and have fuckall to show for it. But they kept showing up So yeah, fans celebrated the guy they miss doing a thing they hoped he'd do for us. Didn't want that to happen? Tough.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Stupid soccer thought: If you score while playing with 10 men because of a red, you should be allowed to go back to full strength (just not the guy who was carded)

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wrote this mostly in jest, but I've noticed a weird revisionist history this year where the Yankees have been retconned into the main character of post-9/11 baseball to the point where some folks think Mike Piazza was wearing pinstripes.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Per my last repost: The one-off episode was the perfect proof of concept for this, and went great! What if you just, kept doing that with the (ballparking and speculating here) LITERAL HUNDREDS of celebrities who would be down for such a concept?

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Watching the start of NFL season just as God and Roger Goodell intended: On the couch, beer in hand, next to my wife*. *with the game sound muted with a Dolly Parton playlist on the speaker so said wife can get work done.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Using this opportunity to double down on my "Lindor/Soto Beef Discourse Was A Wilpon-Orchestrated Psyop Designed To Distract From Vientos And His Rancid Vibes" take

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A few hours late to put this on Bluesky, but it bears repeating here: Everton still fail to beat the "Premier League Version Of The New York Mets" allegations.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'd argue Angels fans have it even better than Mets fans do on this front. Moreno doesn't own an RSN that broadcasts Angels games, so he can't even get in fans' heads via that. (Wilpons still own SNY and I'm convinced they had a hand in perpetuating some of the shitty trade deadline rumors/vibes)

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is the joke I tried to make yesterday, but my dumb ass confused Mono and Tuberculosis.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Getting the sense that the Looney Tunes movie is reaching its final form as a battleground where one side will die on the "You Must See And Proclaim Your Love For This Or Else The Capitalists/Fascists win" hill, and I'm just so fucking tired, y'all

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Deleted my last because I'm a dumbass who got his diseases confused. I'll post the one I meant later

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My enthusiasm just dipped precipitously after seeing that the 2009 Chris Evans film PUSH will not be integral to the plot of this movie.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

At my local bar for lunch/free AC and they've had Yankees Old Timers Day on (with sound) and I am so close to vomiting

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Spider-Films, Ranked: 1) Raimi 2 2) Into the Spider-Verse 3) Brand New Day 4) Across the Spider-Verse 5) Raimi 1 6) No Way Home 7) Far From Home 8) Homecoming 9) Raimi 3 10) Amazing Spider-Man 11) Amazing Spider-Man 2

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It's only fun if he is the one making people look stupid/feel shitty/get injured. See also: Utley, Chase

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

[chatting w/ 2004 me] Oh sure, I can watch all the baseball games! Well, OK, regional ones are blacked out. And for nat’l broadcasts, you have to subscribe to each, uhh “channel” individually, not all together like cable. But you also DO need cable, unless your team has a local streaming option, a

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Like with horror movies and everything involving the Atlanta Braves (the team "checking in" on deGrom) I'll believe it's over only when I see the body; in this case, at 6:15ish tonight.

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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:

Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Emo Channel Surfing F-bomb Stress Ball (Word to my mother)

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Took a break for a few days, come back and do this hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 31 1032 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

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Smush

A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Saw this fella in Carroll Park this morning

A hawk looking majestic sitting atop a public restroom

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Mets Trade Candidate Tyrone Taylor understands what is being asked of him this week, unlike some others...*avoids eye contact with Freddy Peralta*

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Happy anniversary to a Mets game that his lived rent free in my brain for over a decade now www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NY...

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Much like the axiom that everyone's favorite SNL cast is the one from when they were 14, it stands to reason that everyone's favorite Bond is the one from their mid-late teens (Nolan would have been 17 when The Living Daylights came out)

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Picking up my ER first-time watch after a long hiatus and I was Today Years Old when I learned pre-SVU Mariska Hargitay had a half-season run on the show. Everyone who knew this and did not tell me is fired effective immediately.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

TARS: Additional settings... Cooper: Humor, seventy-five percent. TARS: Confirmed. Self destruct sequence in T-minus 10, 9... Cooper: Let's make that sixty percent. TARS: Sixty percent, confirmed. Knock knock. Cooper: You want fifty-five?

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Nothing quite like hitting the "Skip Ad" button* on an app on the TV and then have said app completely crash because HOW DARE YOU not let us sell you more shit beyond what you already pay for. *I also pay extra for "no commercial breaks midway" so this is just extra galling

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

BEAR INNOCENT -TJtheHeadphoned, J.D., Bear Law

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

OK, so that match kinda sucked. But goddammit this whole stretch has not just taught me more about soccer (what good play looks like vs. the opposite) but also made me appreciate the game as a whole. Yeah, I wish USMNT went further but fuck it, I'm in for the rest of the WC.

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I had a great Tillman/Severance "Devour Feculence" skeet almost ready to send but it took to long to find the gif and hit send. DO BETTER BLUESKY

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I've been aware if how useless Lalas is as an analyst during this WC, but I just saw a pic of what he looked like as a player and ***yikes*** [In my defense I was a preteen the last time dude was a meaningful figure on the pitch]

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

TJ: [Turns on the USA/BEL match] Announcer: "...as Matthew McConaughey explains to us..." TJ: [Immediately slams the mute button]

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This seems like a good way to remind everyone that 'tis the season of @1996id4.bsky.social and that this account improves on the art form with every passing year.

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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

We are mere weeks removed from a team who used "Who Let The Dogs Out" as their song (Knicks), and only 3 years from a team using "Higher" ('23 Rangers WS) So...yeah, bring on the late '90s nostalgia hits!

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Joked about this with someone else on here, but: In any other baseball season tonight would trigger the Baseball Gods' wrath and we'd be hearing "The Mets are [Terrible Record] since Balogun was issued a red after a VAR review led by Juan Soto" for God Knows How Long Fortunately...

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Martin Sheen: You Can't Kill What's Already Dead

Alt: Martin Sheen: You Can't Kill What's Already Dead

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 02/07/2026

Call offsides on that, jackass

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Clearly someone important had K*lshi action on a US Red Card tonight 🙄

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TJ @tjtheheadphoned.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I was just reminded what today is in Mets World, so: On a list of Things Wrong With The New York Mets In The Year Of Our Lord 2026, Bobby Bonilla and his yearly paycheck do not crack the top 20 and anyone fixating on it is either a troll or severely misguided. Either way, not worth the attention.

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