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There are times when using AI when it becomes absurd as the thing you looked up. 😆 Precis: 'This phrase is a reference to a Monty Python sketch. Would you like the script or an ambulance?'

Gemini response to "head is nailed to a coffee table"

This phrase is a famous sketch reference from Monty Python's Flying Circus, featuring the violent gangsters Doug and Dinsdale Piranha.
• The Sketch: In the episode, an interviewer asks Mrs. O'Tracy if Dinsdale nailed her husband's or wife's head to a coffee table.
• The Visual: The camera pans to show a woman with a full-size wooden coffee table literally nailed to her head.
• Context: The Piranha Brothers were known for absurd, surreal acts of intimidation in London's "gangland."
Would you like help finding the full script for this Monty Python sketch, or are you looking for information about real medical safety after hitting your head on actual furniture?

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 01/10/2026

These are all AI or altered images. Posting slop is not helpful. There's written testimony accusing Trump of raping a child. Post that instead.

The output from Gemini confirming that these images and this collage are fake.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 01/10/2026

Just going to post this GIF for the umpteenth time. The background is the second 'people's march' 20 October 2018. Brexit will be a disaster and …

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/09/2026

Not wanting to come across as someone who complains but doesn't offer solutions, here's a bit of code they need over at the @manchestereveningnews.co.uk Or, they could learn about Flex containers.

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body>

<p>Click the button to display the total width of your screen, in pixels.</p>

<button onclick="myFunction()">Try it</button>

<p id="demo"></p>

<script>
function myFunction() {
var x = "Total Width: " + screen.width + "px";
document.getElementById("demo").innerHTML = x;
}
</script>

</body>
</html>

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/09/2026

Website authoring tips: 1. Never make assumptions about the width of the display. Manchester Evening News:

A page from the Manchester Evening News website demonstraing that it's been written by a dipshit who's made assumptions about the width of the display. The text is overlapped and obscured by the advertising in the 'margin'.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 22/09/2026

I'll take "More things Tr**p doesn't understand for $100"

Diagram which explains the difference between British Isles, United Kingdom, Great Britain and the countries which compose them.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 18/09/2026

Fsssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 10/09/2026

If you think Tr**p is going to give you $5000 if Republicans win the midterms, perhaps I can interest you in a bridge?

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 04/09/2026

Yet again the problem of old people and car park payment. Can't cope? Get the bus, dear. Or get a council which puts in machines that take cards and coins.

Boston Borough Council car park payment machine that takes cards and coins.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 31/08/2026

Highways Vs Railways The US has 130,000. The UK has 1,500. How many points for being at the head of the queue?

An automated barrier level crossing with a train - a DMU - crossing the A52. Signs say: "Wainfleet Bypass L/C. A52", "Keep crossing clear" and red lights show.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/08/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle...

My Kawasaki GTR1000 which is really a ZG1000 Concours.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/08/2026

Beyond the border of the country which elected an orange-faced fuckwit, Lake America only makes it into brackets. (UK)

Lake Ontario in Google Maps. Shown as Lake Ontario (Lake America) in the description.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 25/08/2026

Oh, dear. That's some page to have crap out on your website, Enterprise.

Error message.
The web page at enterprise car rental called "success" would not load for some reason.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 25/08/2026

It just goes to show that you may want to just check a profile for a red flag or two before simply hitting Follow back. This may not be #SpotTheScammer but it is spot-the-waste-of-time.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 24/08/2026

What that, AI bitch? You have an opinion of the file structure I've chosen for a website? F off.

Gemini response:
Al Overview
This Windows folder properties detail shows a total size of 2.26 GB (2,428,908,230 bytes) taking up 2.26 GB (2,434,810,880 bytes) on the disk, spanning a large collection of 11,268 files distributed across 1,121 folders.
Size vs. Size on Disk: The actual data size is slightly smaller than the physical space allocated on the drive, which is normal due to cluster size formatting on the file system.
File Count Impact: Having over 11,000 small files across many folders can slow down file operations like copying, moving, or scanning with antivirus software.
Al responses may include mistakes.
Learn more

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 17/08/2026

It's always such a gift when universally disliked politicians hold up a sign.

Farage and Jenrick apparently holding up signs which read "I'm a cunt" and "So am I"

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 12/08/2026

Houseplant and colander eclipses. 1856 BST

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 10/08/2026

The (almost) two lane road which would usually take you to the next village was closed today due to more urgent water related repairs. (!) The bus took a detour down roads as wide as a tractor. This is from the rear window. bsky.app/profile/tjrh...

Looking from the rear of the lower deck of a B7 bus in Girls School Lane, Butterwick. 20260810T123740

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 10/08/2026

Visual representation of the efficiency of Anglian Water.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 06/08/2026

Apropos of nothing, it still blows my mind that this is Ron Perlman and Tom Hardy in Star Trek: Nemesis.

Part of a still from Star Trek Nemesis (2002).
Tom Hardy as the Reman leader Praetor Shinzon, the main antagonist and Ron Perlman playing the Reman Viceroy

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 06/08/2026

That moment when you realise your malfunctioning space watch, which should display a hologram, shows a BSOD so must be running Windows.

Scene from Star Wars Visions Presents – The Ninth Jedi

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 01/08/2026

They never stop lying. It reminds me of the arrows on this image.

One of the Vote Leave lying Facebook ads used as part of their campaign of psychometric assault on British voters.
A graphical map or Europe in grey, Turkey in red and the UK in blue. Four very large arrows originate in Turkey and are pointing at the UK. The caption reads "Turkey's 76 million people are being granted visa-free travel by the EU".
They still don't have it, ten years later.
It's hard to believe anyone is so stupid as to believe all 76 million Turks would want to come here if they could but that's when this image is saying. More of these lies are archived here: tjrh.uk/vlads

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 31/07/2026

I can't decide whether the CD album I just bought, which has three cracks in its case, was damaged during production, at the distributors or by Royal Mail. I will not be accepting wagers at this time. Fidget seems to like it.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 29/07/2026

London Olympics and the only tickets we could get.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 26/07/2026

Just drag'n'drop in a browser.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 22/07/2026

I must have lived rurally for too long as there are definitely some sheep that look better than others.

The village flock. © April 2026 @tjrh.uk

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 22/07/2026

Yeah. I dislike 99.9% of GIFs provided by apps. I prefer to make my own.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 18/07/2026

The 39th full page commentary on the case is in the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social contains this gem

Even though poisoning remained a possibility, how Letby was meant to have achieved this when she was not on duty, by predicting when a baby would need a nutrition bag change, predicting which bag would be selected from many, and then secretly spiking it with insulin even though it had a tamper proof wrapping, has never been explained.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 17/07/2026

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 04/07/2026

#Caturday Fidget has a close encounter. Is he bothered? No.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 03/07/2026

It's not a power rail. It's signalling comms.

Result of Google search "middle rail of dlr" which confirms it's not a power rail but signalling comms.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 03/07/2026

The North starts somewhere between Finchley and Watford.

Overhead gantry road sign on the North Circular (A406)
One lane to Finchley & Golders Green, Two continue North Circular to Brent Cross, Two lead to The North, Watford, Mill Hill, Hendon.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/06/2026

I can still hear the echo of a pollster asking me "You wouldn't vote for Jeremy Corbyn, would you?" just before I quit their panel. That may have been so but that's not how you ask an unbiased question. I take polls but not just with a pinch of salt.

A getty image of a gritting truck spreading salt on a road.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 30/06/2026

Ha ha. It can't even sort by price low-high.

First row of electric toothbrushes on Boots website sorted on price, low to high: £25, £95, £25, £25

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 27/06/2026

He gets his pay rise on the same day this arrived. These changes are not "a better all-round service" they are to encourage more use of 1st class.

Leaflet from Royal Mail about 2nd class deliveries only on "every other weekday" which probably means Tuesday and Thursday.

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Tim Hill of Antifa, #FBPE @tjrh.uk · 27/06/2026

Air con for the price of a fan? Oh, yes.

A 2L pop bottle of frozen water in a bowl in front of an office fan.

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