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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

From the "Damn, he's a keeper" files: While decorating for Halloween, I mentioned the idea of putting a tree branch in the corner of the living room and hang moss on it Today, Darryn showed up at my house with... Yep, a huge tree branch! What did I do to deserve this man? 😍

Large tree branch to decorate for Halloween

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My sweet AF boyfriend just stopped by on his way to work to bring me coffee from Scooters ("Cause it's chilly and you need something warm in you") and give me a morning kiss ("And that something is me!" 😈) This guy is so romantical!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Republicans here in Nebraska are running the "turning our children transgender" angle hard this go around

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone please remind me I'm an adult as I sit here and eat a bowl of tater tots for dinner

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's this one guy who is SO over the top with it, I just wanna throw him down a flight of stairs!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know what really chaps my hide? Those stupid "duet"'reels where one half is a random "funny" video and the other half is some dumbass pretending to laugh, pointing at the screen, covering their mouth... Come on, Brenda, it ain't that freaking funny.

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Round 1 of getting Halloween out of storage! Got my copilots along for the ride!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

So... my boss jokingly made fun of my belly saying it jiggled when I walked Well...every single one of my coworkers jumped his ass, telling him he was mean for saying that He apologized and hugged me And now he just sent me this video 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/eAfyFTzZDMM?...

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Christina Aguilera - Beautiful (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by CAguileraVEVO

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rewatching the previous seasons of American Horror Story in anticipation of Season 13 and just now found out that Michael, the antichrist in Apocalypse, is the son of Vivian and Tate, grandson of Constance, from Murder House. How did I miss this??

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Cody Fern as Michael Langdon in American Horror Story

Alt: Cody Fern as Michael Langdon in American Horror Story

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just another day at work... Sara: Travis said we need to start on that project Me: You should've told Travis he can go suck a dick Sara: Well, you tell him Me: Okay Walks over to Travis Me: Travis, Sara said you can go suck a dick Sara: (totally freaking out) Me: Done

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just found out there's an actual name for a "phobia" I have! Submechanophobia: The irrational fear of man made objects partially or completely submerged in water I don't know if I actually have the phobia but shipwrecks freak me the fuck out!!! Can't even watch documentaries about them!

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Ew Gross

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So...asked ChatGPT to design a werewolf costume for Halloween and got this message. Now I'm curious as hell to see what they come up!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Joking around with Darryn about how he "got his hooks in me" and said, without it even dawning on me, "I think you've bewitched me!" Without skipping a beat, he says " You beat me to it, Samantha." *melting*

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Bewitched Samantha Stephens Intro Animation

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@md-goose.bsky.social it's a family reunion!!! And they have outfits!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I cried this morning Just like last year And every year since I don't know why I have no connection with NY, DC, or the field in PA I did not lose anyone I just cry Call me crazy Call me emotional I will still cry this year and the next In my own way, I will never forget

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Did you know you can drive a person to the brink of utter insanity just by repeating the question "Why?"? (having fun with the boss today)

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So.. $5,000 for every American if the Republicans win the midterms. That's a bribe, right? Which is illegal, right?

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm losing it Darryn picks me up and says he needs to stop and get gas We stop and get gas We go out to eat We get back in the truck Me: Why do you need to get gas? You have a full tank! He looks at me. I look at him. Me: Did I mention dementia runs in my family?

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So... I was shopping on Amazon and stumbled across this Have I been spelling it wrong the entire time??? (And FYI, I was not searching for that particular product. Pervs.)

Amazon search for "male masterburbatar"???

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Well, I guess it's official He synced his phone to my car

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just saw a reel where this woman called jack-o'-lanterns "harvest daddies" and now I have found my new favorite Halloween term

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Dancing Halloween Jack-o'-lantern

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Dad (or Scout master, who knows!) was just standing there smiling ready to scan my credit card! It was a set up!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Welp! I just got robbed...by a freaking boy scout! Local chapter (or whatever they're called) outside grocery store selling bags of popcorn as a fundraiser Me, feeling all charitable, said I'd take 2 bags "That'll be $40"

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Nick Jonas: Wonderful

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh dear God! There's this guy who comes into work and I don't know if he's clinically depressed or what but he mentally drains me every time he comes in! I literally want to slap him, tickle him, or just push him off a cliff!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Spending my night trying to convince a 20yo kid in treatment, - who is here after racking up 5 felonies and OD'ing twice - who thinks that he's "got this", that he does not in fact "got this" is exhausting #recovery #sober

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh.My.God! Got a text from Darryn D: What r u doing? Me: Just got home 5 minutes later Knock at my door It's Darryn "I just wanted a kiss" Gives me a kiss, says "I'll call you tonight", and goes back to work

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Kristen Bell's Sweet Reaction

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My guy told me he got his feelings hurt when I told him he was a "non-gay gay" so now he wants to tattoo rainbows above his eyebrows. Told him absolutely not!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We are. I told him the other day he was the most non-gay gay guy I knew. His response? "I suck dick. What more do you want?"

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

But he will listen to my music. Except for Lambert. LOL

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Definitely NOT country! Told you he and Ry would hit it off. Metal, punk, and indie with a bit of EDM and techno. Maybe some gangsta rap.

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am not at liberty to say 🤭

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I've gotten into a bad habit of eating rotisserie chicken Like the whole thing As a meal By myself It's healthy though, right?

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Darryn and I are slowly learning each other's musical taste. And I'm picking up pretty quickly. Like when Adam Lambert started playing in the car. He looked at me and said in his low growl "No. Absolutely not." Noted

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Doesn't even sound appealing. If I'm gonna drink something with "wine" in the name, it better damn sure be wine! And homey don't play that anymore!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Have you tried Dr Thunder??? Yeah. Don't.

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That was soooo my ex husband!

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So...found out today that an acquaintance of mine through work is the ex boyfriend of the guy I'm currently dating AND The best friend of the guy I'm currently dating is roommates with a girl I work with WTH, Monday???

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TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gotta love my coworkers! (Actual convo) C: So if you take into consideration the rule parts of the county... Me: The what? C: The rule parts Me: Rural C: What? Me: It's rural C: No. It's rule Me: You talking about the areas not in the cities? C: Yeah Me: You're an idiot

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