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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean.. I don't know about anyone else, but I would not be grinning like that if I was sitting in that red...

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Waze icons are way too happy. Need some realistic angry icons for more accurate driving vibes.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got gotted by the ad wizards on another app and installed Meowdoku. 😭😭😭

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And besides... What's more heteronormative than a gross man cheating on his partner, (someone he claims to love), with his baby mama, (someone he claims to hate)?

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This also shows your limited understanding of "open/poly" relationships and how they differ from sleeping around. You can still cheat on your partners in open and poly relationships. It's about honesty and communication, not body count.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People need to stop equating "monogamy" with "heteronormative".

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Go to bed flying a kite, wake up at noon feeling refreshed and happy. 🥰🌱

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love it when reclusive weirdos make second accounts just to block me a second time.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Missing out on the best Animal Crossing friend. 💅

Beardo from animal crossing in a happy little house.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Generous friend has a gorgeous shower that I'm about to hop in before we go get drankity drank.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Send this sad boy silly memes and things. Bonus if they make fun of man-childs.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In an afternoon just my friend and I got most of the essentials out of the house. A few furniture items and some random junk left and I'm about to say fuck it. Calling it done now anyway. If I never see that stuff again, so be it - my peace is worth more.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So that thing about cishet men throwing tantrums when they're facing consequences? Cis queer men do that too. Front door needs a new frame, but that's a him problem. 💅

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anyway. Goodnight for real now. Tomorrow we pack.

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Real gay of Tampa Bay @jdg727.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Men don’t want a relationship men want a fantasy and those two are incompatible with each other 🙄🙄

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think I'll be off-market single by the end of this week. Men are ick.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate how ceiling fans make a strobe effect. Need a ceiling fan with no light, but doesn't make the room dark.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you saw me say I was going to sleep. No you didn't.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagining how this might go if it actually was a thing.. "oops oh no I tripped and my pants just fell right off..."

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

High thoughts. No one accidentally falls into their ex's vagina.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's amazing what a little affirmation can do to help you feel less crazy.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone mentioned on the timeline and I couldn't sit still until I listened to it so here. 🤭

youtu.be

Mariah Carey - Hero [Official Music Video]

YouTube video by Sebi Codrea

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Friend of mine invited me to go indoor skydiving. No ma'am. I don't care how sturdy they claim that mesh floor is, I'm not going to look face down at a giant fan that could slice me to ribbons when the floor gives out.

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you're in a committed relationship and you cheat, it's really gross to go and act like everything is normal afterward, expecting your partner to just be ok as if nothing happened. Even grosser to expect them to be affectionate toward you after you fucked it up (literally..).

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I already knew bluesky couldn't handle me. 💅

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Kindergarten Cop is a really boring movie except for the parts where John Kimble is wrangling kindergartners. Cut out the cop parts and it's great!

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ain't it funny how often the cheaters get all the fawning and concern when it comes back to bite them, and the ones they've hurt get no such consideration? If not outright treated like they're the unreasonable horrible one? Just noticing...

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🪿✨ Matthew Goose, ADHD 🔎 @md-goose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026