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BeardedPagan

@tismsauras.bsky.social

156 followers 123 following 317 posts

Unashamed flirt, poet, favorite person to talk to. Ex-airsoft junkie and unfiltered thoughts. Reposts and quotes allowed. MDNI ngl.link/bearded.pagan/gas

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

All the bots are following me today. It’s gonna be a ban hammer kinda day

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s also raining here. Three months of no rain and everyone is loosing their minds (me included)

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

But please continue existing because you bring value to the world. It might not feel like it all the time but you do.

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shower swoooord lol

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm sorry! I tried talking to you (non feral), but I know you're busy as hell.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's Thursday(depending on time zone). Don't forget to throw them on the chargers ladies. Don't let thoughts weekend O’s get ruined.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got you

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Still hot and still cute!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know the feeling and you're not alone. For what umuts worth I appreciate you! You make my days a little better.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'd make you one but I can't send it virtually lol 🍔

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Starting my morning off to that sweet voice. Definitely going to have a great day now. Hope you do too!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An absolute snack!!!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It does not disappoint!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I will not stop! My phone stays on silent and muted 99% of the day. That 1% of volume is your car karaoke and you talking. Literally makes my ears feel good!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do a rage room!!! It's therapeutic!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They are all sad jorks these days. But jorks none the less!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But like 👉👈 before also? And then right after, maybe an hour later again, and like right before bed?

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes, many but not all of them are feral crushes. @prettyprincess96.bsky.social she's fun and really sweet. Of course @saladarson.bsky.social who is stunning and hilarious. @x-emmikitty-x.bsky.social I'm in love with her voice! @smutlife.bsky.social because she's wonderful. Sorry for the tags. 🫶 yall

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But I prefer to eat my salads on the kitchen counter lol. Jk you are a goddess!!!!

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Your ass is not flat, it's perfectly perfect. Stop lying to us lol.

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah, I unfollowed and blocked her like a week ago when she first started the comments.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sorryyyy!!! I've been making sugar cookies and sorting mtg cardsssss

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I laugh ever time I see it 🫶

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I love that mtg is on the list!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yes ma’am. It makes my ears happy lol

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ugh, I could listen to you read the dictionary. I love your voice.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can it be a good and long lick. Top to bottom, side to side, from morning to sunset.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As perfect as ever!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Pirates: Stagnettes revenge (or however it’s spelt)

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As a fan of Fifth element (#1 on my movie list), this is unbelievably hot. Well done!!!!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Meeeeeee!!!! I neeeed lol

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ugh those thighs🤤. My weakness, just wrap them around my head and crush me already lol 🫶🏻

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m so glad I work from home and can blast it max volume

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If anyone wants to thank me they can do it by spoiling you!!!

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey, 3 times a year is 3 times more than me lmao. But I hope everytime you get to see her is as magical and amazing as you are (and her).

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love that! I’m not jealous or anything. Promise! lol jk (I’m not).

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You guys are so freaking cute together!!!😭

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just a little pool time and grilling for a Sunday. See, I post my meat 😉

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sent. But no content needed! Just need to make sure you’re taken care of

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Robert Redford Smiles and Nods

ALT: Robert Redford Smiles and Nods

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Who tf even uses checks anymore lmao. Can’t even scam in right in the 21st century

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Got my 4 votes for the day

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think the risk is acceptable.

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Only if you promise I can kiss it better after😉

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If only! Lick up all the honey and keep looking for more.

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

51 yes, but 50 and 4 are my favorite!

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I volunteer but only if I can satisfy my oral fixation on you as well

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Gonna nut so hard my toes are each going to have their own zip codes

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If it’s from you then more than happy

BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

After today’s post most definitely