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BeardedPagan

@tismsauras.bsky.social
156 followers 123 following 317 posts

Unashamed flirt, poet, favorite person to talk to. Ex-airsoft junkie and unfiltered thoughts. Reposts and quotes allowed. MDNI ngl.link/bearded.pagan/gas

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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the bots are following me today. It’s gonna be a ban hammer kinda day
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Thursday(depending on time zone). Don't forget to throw them on the chargers ladies. Don't let thoughts weekend O’s get ruined.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, many but not all of them are feral crushes. @prettyprincess96.bsky.social she's fun and really sweet. Of course @saladarson.bsky.social who is stunning and hilarious. @x-emmikitty-x.bsky.social I'm in love with her voice! @smutlife.bsky.social because she's wonderful. Sorry for the tags. 🫶 yall
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just a little pool time and grilling for a Sunday. See, I post my meat 😉
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gonna nut so hard my toes are each going to have their own zip codes
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lot of my favorite people on there fralexander.github.io/bluesquare/
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally all I ask to do on a daily basis! Preach
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You deserve to be ate today!🫶🏻
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the brat 🕸️ @dirtylittlebrat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
137 followers away from a squirt vid 😵‍💫
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stuck in another meeting today. Only one of you gremlins used it last time.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not me ordering 2lbs of vagina flavored jelly beans👀
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can we make our own feeds that only show who we want. Because let’s be honest, I really only care about 3-4 of you tops (maybe if you interacted more). The rest of you are goon fuel lol jk.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you sit on my face I promise I’m not letting you get back up. I lick it it’s mine.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A menu better than any Michelin star restaurant. Y’all go get your main course and deserts!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy birthday Salad!!!! The rest of y’all need to go spoil this queen so she can go see her boo, who is also awesome!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I’m going to cum just for you!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is everything 👉🏻👈🏻
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NGL delivered. I was going to do a short answer but figured I’d give some lore. I had a partner a long time ago that had issues with penetration so sex usually consisted of mutual oral and she was always horny. On a bad week I ate her out at least 3 times a week. I learned to love it. LOVE IT!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There’s a 115 of you little feral goblins now. Question away while I’m stuck in a meeting for the next 8 hours ngl.link/bearded.paga...
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone needs a little help sometimes. Please do what you can for her. She’s pretty awesome so let’s show some love 🫵🏻🫶🏻
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Instead of Netflix and chill, do you want to come over and let me medically dehydrate you by licking out every drop of you until you’re a shriveled like a shakey raisin?
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What do you mean I can’t eat the cream from the creampie I GAVE YOU!!! Rude.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An onlyfans page but it’s just me eating you out for 2 hours every night.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Logging off for the night. Good night you feral little goblins. I’ll dream about that booty.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When she’s sitting in your face and leans back so you eat her ass too. Chefs kiss
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy monochrome Monday. Everyone wants it thick until it's time to make it fit #nsfw
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When I say I have a spit kink. You don't know how feral I would be for this and an absolute sloppy make out after.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We’ll try this one more time before doing a follower cleanse.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Drive by makeouts should be a thing. I got stuff to do but I’m still gonna drop by and suck the soul outta your lips before going about my business.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social how’s the bot count looking?
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And best believe we are going to sloppy makeout after.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will literally yearn until it’s physically painful. You didn’t even do anything. I’ve just lived out and entire life in my head with you up until my dying breath. It’s a curse and a blessing.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m glad voice notes aren’t a thing on here or threads. I’d be moaning y’all’s names and reading you sex poetry for free. Like calm down baby girl, I see you over there ovulating.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I would like to do this very much. Let me worship you with my mouth as I sing hymns of orgasms into you
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ngl.link/bearded.pagan Because what could go wrong with making this available to a bunch of horny people lol. If you don’t mind adding a 🦋at the beginnning of every message.
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I can think of someone I would do this to everyday
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When it’s late and you’ve only got red heads on your mind #nsfw
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What if…and hear me out. I ate you out from behind while you played Mario Kart, but every time you gain a position I speed up a little. Every time you lose a position I slow down. If you win the race I finger you until the next race starts. You win the circuit and I crack you in half.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me and who else?
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy taco Tuesday. Eat her out until you find her factory reset
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just let me pretend your a pudding cup and there’s still a little bit in the bottom.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I apparently need a sleepover friend.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy thigh Thursday. Perks of working from home. No pants.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just a little NSFW poetry from me to you.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Doing some blue sky mutual roulette to see who I'm cumming to. The choices are difficult
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This would fix 99% of my problems
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is how I want to wake up every day.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eat it when it’s dripping wet. On the floor, standing up, laying down, upside down. Eat it when it’s been filled up, from behind, or before and after the tub. Eat like it’s the last time, savor every second. Have seconds, thirds, and fourths. Eat it as it’s gushing forth. I said what I said.
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Back from a hiatus. Took some time away from social media but I’m back. Hello munchkins!
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BeardedPagan @tismsauras.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If this isn’t want you want then stay out of my inbox!
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