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I wanted to make my profile less cringey. I can’t think of anything. Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez. I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.

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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He needs to focus on his own smile.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this an article about spending half your day on X reposting racist memes?
Graphic with bold black text reading, “I Copied a Trillionaire’s Daily Habit for 30 Days. I Wasn’t Ready for This.” The word “Blinkist” appears below.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final day in Madrid. Checking off the things I still need to eat. 🤣
Paella with squid ink
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh no! I could have gone to Five Guys!!!😂😆
Mojito and chipsHame and cheese sandwich and croquettes. Meal panned out to show Five Guys burgers across the street.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting closer.
Airline map showing my plane closing in on the Iberian peninsula.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two-panel cartoon. A person wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat holds a Magic 8-Ball and asks, “Magic 8-Ball, will I get a $5K check?” In the second panel, they look at the 8-Ball’s answer window, which reads, “YOU’RE A DIPSHIT.”
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If i wanted to read, I would have gone to a library that serves beer.
Close-up of a cold golden beer in a pint glass covered with condensation. White text on the glass pays tribute to rugged workers and the American work ethic. 

Text: If our building could talk, it would speak of the rugged workers who got by on the determination in their hearts, the strength of their backs and the dirt on their hands.

We proudly dedicate every ounce of our beer to those whose efforts have forged the American work ethic. So grab a cold one and pay tribute to the past by making the most of the present.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you’re from Montana, and not a Trumpist jackass, you’ll appreciate this.
Map showing Butte Montana and the toxic water in Berkeley is labeled Lake Trump.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seriously? If i wanted my car taken care of, it would not be someone who lived 2000 years ago.
An ad for a rust prevention vehicle undercoating and the person applying it is Jesus.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A white cat dressed as an aristocratic woman in a glittering gold gown and diamond necklace sits at an elegant dinner table, holding a forkful of steak. Text reads: “‘meow?’ ‘MEOW?’ Good God! Did he just miaow like some sort of commoner?”
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is one of my favorite Tim Curry moments. The one where he says, “you look you’re both pretty groovy”, but the look he makes on his face after he says it means that he doesn’t. I don’t even know how you alt tag this.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today is National Dog Day. Here is my boy.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck this guy. Metaphorically, of course. I mean, I wouldn't wish actually fucking this guy on anyone. Not even that racist critter that married him.
Screenshot of a post from the verified U.S. Department of Homeland Security (@DHSgov) account on X. The post features a close-up photograph of Donald Trump standing under a black umbrella. White text above his head reads, “DID YOU REMAIN LOYAL?” T
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a mood
Photo of two margaritas.  Caption says: "The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink. They have a ring of salt to ward off evil spirits."
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing these all over today, so…
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Apparently, even at eight, I was a bit of a weirdo.
A poem about luck and chalk: Chalk brings me good luck. It makes me feel new. It makes me feel brave. I know I can swim best in the world with just a piece of chalk. 

It also contains a poorly drawn piece of job
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My handwriting was terrible when i was 8.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Im almost home!
Sign that says “Entering Fort Peck Indian Reservation”
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We learn history so we don’t repeat it… this is a very good example of this lesson.
Photo of tv screen with a message that says:

JOEY FATONE
@REALJOEYFATONE

“…SEE, WE NEED TO TEACH OUR KIDS BOY BAND HISTORY
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The kind of family man that every evangelical megachurch and RNC theocrat can anoint as Christlike and God-fearing.
Screenshot of an X post by Isaac Saul (@Ike_Saul, verified) stating that, according to newly released court filings and allegations, Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio), son-in-law of Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-Ohio), poured hot water on his wife, held a gun to her head, and may have broken his two-year-old daughter's collarbone. Below is an excerpt from a news article describing a child abuse investigation into the toddler's suspicious clavicle fracture. The excerpt says investigators, child welfare officials, and a Cleveland Clinic physician found the injury concerning because it appeared to require significant force. It also says the child's mother told detectives Miller had previously thrown hot water on her, shoved her, and held a gun to her head, and that a child protection specialist said bruising near the fracture resembled a handprint.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is some honest advertising on this packaging. Cascade Platinum Plus advertises that they may do exactly what you bought it to do, nothing more, but also it might not.
A close-up photo of a large plastic tub of Cascade Platinum Plus dishwasher detergent that claims to remove up to 100% of grease and food residue.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
on the day I was born:
comic set in a hospital maternity room. A parent sits in a hospital bed holding a newborn while another parent stands beside them. A doctor holding a clipboard says, “Although your baby’s quite healthy, our preliminary tests indicate that the child was… born to rock.”
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is a photo I took of little monuments that are commonly found outside the doors of homes in many Dutch communities. Each monument is for a person who the Nazis abducted, imprisoned, and murdered in a concentration camp.
Close-up of two square brass Stolpersteine ("stumbling stones") set into a cobblestone sidewalk in Amsterdam. The memorial plaques are engraved with the names of two Jewish women who once lived at this address and were deported by the Nazis. The left plaque commemorates Erna Mittwoch-Bargeboer (born 1900), deported from Westerbork in 1944 and murdered at Auschwitz on February 11, 1944. The right plaque commemorates Selma Dickhoff (born 1907), deported from Westerbork in 1942 and murdered at Auschwitz on September 30, 1942. The brass plaques contrast with the gray, weathered pavement surrounding them.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hound mix laying on floor at vet's office.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Having time left i open Shazam and yeah not English. Not Italian. It is probably Mandarin. The alt text is based on translation app so your mileage may vary on this. But now the song is in my head and I actually kind of like it.
cover art for the Chinese song 风中有朵雨做的云 (DJheap 九天版) (“A Cloud Made of Rain in the Wind”). The artwork features a side-profile portrait of a woman with wavy brown hair, red lipstick, and a blue turtleneck against a light gray background with vertical Chinese text. The screen displays the artist name “Don’t call me sister.”
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s petty to write an epic poem about your trip through Hell where every one of your enemies gets their own exquisitely tailored punishment. …But I have to respect the commitment to the bit. Dante was the original professional hater.
Photo of a statue of Dante Alighieri in a courtyard in Verona
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
No work meetings today so I started my day easy, then went into central Milan and took a cooking class. Then I decided to go to the Navigli District for a nice relaxing Asperol Spritz. Now I am back in my hotel for a quick nap and shower before heading back out.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everywhere you go, in every period of time, men have played with their balls.
Statue of man playing bacci. 
Caption:

5.1.1876 – 19.4.1967

CANCELLIERE DELLA
REPUBBLICA FEDERALE TEDESCA

BUNDESKANZLER DER
BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND
1949–1963

PERMANENZA / FERIENDOMIZIL
A CADENABBIA
1957–1966

VILLA COLLINA
DAL / AB 1959

CITTADINO ONORARIO
EHRENBÜRGER

GRIANTE CADENABBIA

⸻

English Translation of caption 

Konrad Adenauer
January 5, 1876 – April 19, 1967

Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany
(Bundeskanzler der Bundesrepublik Deutschland)
1949–1963

Residence / Holiday Home
in Cadenabbia
1957–1966

Villa Collina
from 1959 onward

Honorary Citizen
of Griante Cadenabbia
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wish I could stream the KREZ radio. 🤣
Screenshot from Smoke Signals. Tribal meteorologist Lester Fallsapart (played by Leonard George) giving a traffic report while sitting on top of the KREZ radio traffic van that has been broken down since 1972.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
White text at the top reads: “I like the 1984 film version of Dune, but the characters are a bit far fetched. An obese orange diseased peadophile starting a war for his own selfish needs. Come on.” Below the text is a still from the 1984 Dune film showing Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, a heavyset man with bad orange-red hair, pale skin marked by sores, and an elaborate dark military-style coat over futuristic armor.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
By older brother keeping me up to date on all the back home memes.
Screenshot with the headline claiming a tribal chairman blamed “jealous vandals” after a newly painted $14,000 pool began peeling, and that “Uncle Leo” was arrested for poking it. The image shows an old native man in a red T-shirt and baseball cap with an old ten speed bicycle standing beside a small outdoor pool filled with bright green water. Large sheets of blue paint appear to be floating and peeling off the pool surface. He holds a stick in the water and stands next to an old bicycle. In the background is a tribal police car.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drop something WHITE 🕊️❄️🤍🚑💀
A middle aged white woman with short blond hair holds a bowl of creamy raisin potato salad and looks toward the camera. Text overlay reads “Raisin Pota
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Promoted peace and love?
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
White House with overgrown lawn, the presidential limo on cinderblocks, a sign that says liberals keep out, a dirty lawn chair that says Trump 2024 and the ground littered with beer cans,
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Me - not having the access (and probably not the skills) to help but giving the programmers moral support:
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Working from my girlfriend’s kitchen this afternoon. :)
Photo of a laptop with three screens and a kitchen in the background
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every now and then, for whatever reason, Bluesky thinks I need to see pictures of owls. Instead of harmful content like that, I present you all with this handsome little fellow from this morning’s walk.
This photo is of a Eastern Box Turtle. This little guy looks like an adult, and the reddish eye indicate it’s likely a male (males often have red or orange eyes).
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And the guy who sold them to my family drove a big truck with a Schwan’s company logo on the side from door-to-door. I remember them being kore of a sherbet than an ice cream though.
A big refrigerated Schwan’s truck
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We woke up and decided to make ice cream.
Mechanical Sunbeam ice cream maker with wooden bucket churning a lemon ice cream.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Grape Wisdom Tooth Extraction
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Just for the record. While I think Katie Miller is the evil spawn of toxic waste that somehow commingled with human-like DNA, it would have been a terrible way to die... a human shield while Stephen Miller's weak hands are copping a feel.
Stephen using wife as a human shield at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It’s moments like that when I remember, oh… that’s why I was all in favor of being divorced. Jesus. I don’t mean to be rude but some people just have a knack for raising my stress levels. FWIW, here is a pic of my first post-Spain attempt at paella. 4/4
My first post Spain attempt at making paella.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So many people missing this?
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I skipped breakfast today because why eat an unsatisfying British breakfast when I can feast in Barcelona. A crusty buttery tomato bread. Olives. A plate filled with Ibérico de Bellota Pata Negra ham and a glass of tempranillo. I don’t usually eat much but I finished everything. Every last crumb.
A crusty buttery tomato bread. Olives. A plate filled with Ibérico de Bellota Pata Negra ham and a glass of tempranillo.
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tired-native.bsky.social @tired-native.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Rude.
A hardcover book with a bright yellow cover that reads “FUCK YOU’RE OLD” in large stylized letters.
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