peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Capital One Arena renovation status: Still hasn't even touched the goddamn bathrooms. Guess that'll be next summer's project (or the billion plus this is costing will inexplicably not fix the bathrooms) 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026nice job Ambar. A charcoal briquette would've had less char then the awful overcooked beef and lamb you sent. And Grubhub over here with its shit ass AI agent giving the runaround on a refund. Y'all all suck. 001
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I can't tell if I'm shitting from too much hot sauce and sushi or if I'm shitting bc I have the diarrhea death virus. #America2026 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 15/07/2026To the twats who stole my password: Read the fuckin sign (the top one) 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This should've been the easiest 9-0 slam dunk decision ever. 6-3 should be a canary in the coal mine of how wretched and partisan this court is, yet these feckless Dem morons hail it as a decisive victory. We need new Dem leadership and we need it now. 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 19/06/20261. Good on Iran tbh for defending Lebanon. 2. Lol SERIOUSLY??? even the bullshit "deal" Trump made may not even work?? What a clown show. Hope all you stupid republicans are happy with your gas prices. 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 16/06/2026is this supposed to be an "ah ha" moment? like, are there people on this planet that are so stupid they thought cheetos were good for you? 😆 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Hey FOX, it'd be cool if I could hit this button and actually watch the game instead of absolutely nothing happening. Love paying 40 bucks a month for a garbage sports bundle that barely works. Cable ruled. The streaming era blows. #worldcup 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ok using VAR to call flopping is actually fucking awesome 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 08/06/2026can we throw Ohio in there too while we're at it? 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Sign number one billion that American healthcare fucking sucks: My dog's pain meds are 24 dollars at CVS but only 9 dollars at Chewy. What the fuck are we even doing 🤣 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 23/05/2026God I hate useless politicians. But... Dems may be stale potato chips, but I'd rather have that than the other option, which is a diarrhea milkshake filled with nails 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Yes, you do have a thing called Iran, and WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT. Billions of dollars, hundreds of lives, and 8 dollar gas later and we're gonna wind up with a shittier deal than Obama got. Art of the Deal, right MAGAts? 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I watch mediocre CBS garbage shows on Paramount+ to unwind sometimes and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Today I paused the very beginning of Tracker and made this gem. 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Call me crazy, but I'd love to have a president who's not so shitty that he/she needs to say shit like this 🤣 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/04/2026media.tenor.coma blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face .ALT: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face . 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 19/04/2026In a rebuttal, the Wizards will be serving a "Just Kidding We Never Make The Playoffs" cone of soft serve diarrhea 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Classic DC doubleheader (I am so tired, I'm too old for this shit 🤣) 000
Reposted by peelon muskNick TP @nixotalkspoli.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen 14690592010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The number of people (on X, natch), who will never see 5 million dollars in their lives, pissing and moaning about this is hilarious. Stop carrying water for the rich, you absolute morons! 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 11/04/2026DON'T LET THEM OUT, WHAT IF THEY HAVE SPACE COVID 000
Reposted by peelon muskMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Both Polymarket and kalshi reached out to pay me to put their ads in my newsletters in the last month. Told both to fuck off, obviously. But I bring it up because it seems like the only way to make $ right now is to work for some entity destroying society in a race to the bottom. It fucking sucks. 392598401
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 31/03/2026omg do these idiots ever take a second to just listen to themselves 😂 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Ahh, so 33% of the country is fucking idiots, noted 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The cherry blossoms are directly adjacent to the fuck fascism rally which is directly adjacent to the kite festival which is directly adjacent to the trans rights activism event. Spring in DC! #nokings #peakbloom #flowersandshit #kites #dontfuckwithmytranshomies 130
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Couple dickhead natty guards just shoved past me and a couple other people to get into the metro. Sorry we were in the way of your very important job of uselessly standing around doing fuckall. Will try to do better in the future 🤣 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I love how Michigan played with their food in the first half of every tournament game and then kicked the shit out of all of them in the second 🤣 #marchmadness #goblue 020
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Every time I try to think about how this timeline could get any fucking dumber, I'm wrong because I didn't think dumb enough 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/03/2026But seriously, railing about how liberal the media is these days is almost as stupid as still thinking that Republicans are fiscally conservative 🤣 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Imagine if Barack Obama: 1. Waged an illegal war in Iran, 2. Sent gas prices soaring over $4, 3. Fucked up TSA this badly. Just imagine the coverage. Yet this piece of human garbage basically gets a pass from the mainstream press for all this fuckery. 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 27/03/2026These games aren't gonna end til 12:30 at the earliest in the Eastern Time Zone, which houses 47-50% of the country. Once again I ask: why are these damn games played so late? #marchmadness 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 23/03/2026congrats joe, you're the stupid motherfucker on the planet: www.gasbuddy.com/gasprices/wa...gasbuddy.comBest Gas Prices & Local Gas Stations in Washington DCToday's best 10 gas stations with the cheapest prices near you, in Washington DC. GasBuddy provides the most ways to save money on fuel. 000
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Ok so I can watch the entire tournament, but having to toggle between HBO Max (which has cable games) and Paramount (which has CBS games) is way more annoying than it should be... #firstworldproblems #marchmadness 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 15/03/2026People who ride bikes on the sidewalk piss me off, but people who ride bikes on the sidewalk ON A STREET WITH A FUCKING BIKE LANE are next level twats 010
peelon musk @tipperofcows.bsky.social · 09/03/2026American Exceptionalism has always been a bullshit myth, but if you can read this and still think we're not the bad guys, you're an absolute fucking moron 000
