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Laverne Onions

@tinypinecones.bsky.social
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Adult ketchup enthusiast. (they/them)

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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's fun that this is just known as "The Hollywood Sign." More landmarks should be named what you would call them if you couldn't remember the name. "Presidents Mountain." "Green Lady Statue." "Building from the $5 Bill." That sort of thing.
The Hollywood Sign
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Good to discover I'm not the only person googling whale dimensions because of this song, lol.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Oh!! I...uhh, sorry! I didn't know anyone was in here.
Bizarre photograph of a long necked gazelle standing perfectly upright on its hind legs with its front legs held at a seemingly impossible angle.Virtually the same photo but now the gazelle has turned and is looking directly at you.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm sorry, but these can't both be called gondolas. Someone should have sorted this out by now.
Venetian gondola boat powered by a gondolier in a striped shirt with a long rowing oar.Red gondola lift suspended from cables.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
New scam text strategy dropped: caper salad.
Text message from an unknown number reading "Would you like to come over for dinner tonight? I'm making a salad with capers for tonight."
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I only just realized I'm doing the same thing as my pfp in this photo. Lol.
A photo of me holding two potato chips next to an image of a man in a devil costume holding a potato chip.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Take the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... Some truly humbling realizations about myself from these results.
'Radar' O'Reilly from M*A*S*HKif Kroker from Futurama Pete Hornberger from 30 RockWaylon Smithers from The Simpsons
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The size of each individual chip in a bag of "Family Size" Utz potato chips is enormous. Is this why people have families?
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Can't match with someone to save my life. But, whatever. Hello from my friend's aggressively mint green apartment stairwell.
Author selfie (it's pretty okay!)
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My irony listening is fine, actually, and not at all a practice that's constantly eroding my ability to differentiate between what I genuinely enjoy and what I think is funny to enjoy.
Spotify Wrapped screenshot showing my top artist of the year was McGruff the Crime Dog.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
I would relish having a day...an hour...one single moment of peace where I don't think about this Tasmanian Devil door knocker I didn't buy at a thrift store.
Me holding a beautiful brass doorknob shaped like the head of the Tasmanian Devil from Looney Tunes cartoons.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Bonkers'
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
All the photos on my old okcupid account were made using this dog identification filter because at the time I found it hilarious.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Spoilers: it's just more moon.
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Laverne Onions @tinypinecones.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I pray you'll never read this.
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