Sign in

Not so Tiny Tina

@tinygxslight.bsky.social
141 followers 252 following 71 posts

Pop! Goes the Bandit!! ♱ ⁺ ⋆₊˚ ✩.  Tiny Tina, Borderlands/Arcane Export ❥︎    Ghxst/Saint, She/Her, 28 ⁺ ❦︎₊˚         An Independent Portrayal⋆˚

PostsRepliesMedia
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[Setting off minor explosives in the mines]
020
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[lost in the mines again]
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I just passed a very pretty very angry lady and all I gotta say is someone needs to buy flowers asap
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[Follows Isha out of the pipe finally not lost in the mines]
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
[bunny mask has entered the chat]
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Whoo! Finally figured out how to get out the mines again. Some areas might collapse though
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I don't know why I'm questioning the bat thing My new mom's the same age as me so things are already wild
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
And why's that one a bat Don't bats hate light???
020
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What are these fire lights and will they let me keep any and all explosives I happen to come across legally or otherwise
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You'd be surprised how many uses a chocolate teapot has
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You okay bud, you're not making a lot of sense right now [Gaslight gatekeep grenades}
120
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She stomps and jumps a few more times laughing and giggling along with powder, a small pattern of glitter marking each jump.
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Who's Jack?
120
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
--four feet into the air."
110
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She knelt down slightly, keeping powder balanced on her shoulders, slipping a few small objects into the soles of her boots, that seemed to be partially made of scrap metal. She stood back up , using some of the armor straps to buckle powder in before stomping in her heel launching them--
110
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[ghxst] Gets called cool Puts her mask on like a super hero
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She grinned, flicking her bunny mask from its place at the side right over her face before picking her up and placing her on her shoulders. The shoulder pads were originally intended to help carry large exosomes but it seemed to double as a kids seat. "Wanna do something cool?"
120
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Doesn't mean it tastes good, so I'd advise against. I tried to make it flavored once and it didn't go well Thought I'd have to build me a rocket launcher arm
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Immediately turning and bending down,"yeah what's up kiddo?"
110
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Biodegradable! So technically edible What? I care about the environment
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She's fiddling with more c4
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Hm? Nothin. I was lost in the mines. [That's always works]
120
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh no. She gets lost way too often in the mines for anything to be safe now
020
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I didn't know y'all had a handsome Jack too fucking creepy
110
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[she's childish, not an idiot thankfully. She's off to go glitter other things]
120
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Smart getting all that while the glitter distracted them!! [They are m e n a c e s]
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[Sprinkling glitter on him]
110
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Humming as she just stands, remote detonator in her hand. Moments later the streets are flooded with glitter. "And pop! Goes the bandit!"
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Double trouble time Y'all Are Screwed
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Free pet and glitter. I died and this is heaven
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This family comes with a pet cat?? I. Am. Sold. But like I'm allowing the selling this time
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I got lost in the mines for a while
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[ghxst] Felicia's about to have a grown ass woman calling her grandma lmao I love small acts of tiny Tina chaos mwahahahaha
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'm like 20 but sure!!
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Uhhhhh If you mean tiny Tina as in ishas big sister yes yes totally (Don't blow my cover) (Haha blow, like blowing shit up)
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Hell yeah! Stick it to the man kid whoo! [She's just saying shit rn who's the man who knows but it feels right]
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
That works too Gaslights the important part Now if anyone asks I'm you're big sister and I've been here the whole time here's some explosives
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Gaslight gatekeep and Grenades Gaslight gatekeep and Grenades Gas-
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"you might know my lil sista Isha better! " Just keep lying through your teeth.
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"I get lost in the mines alot. Like aloooot."
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"I been here the whole time I dunno what you're on about" Play it cool Tina youve fooled everyone so far
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
So um I may or may not have accidentally strapped a bunch of knives to a very large rat and accidentally let it loose
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[she came from a portal but she's been telling everyone she's been here the whole time and it's working]
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She's skipping and humming pop goes the bandit
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Aight peace!!
010
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Team orphan menaces strike again
000
Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What happened to the spice the pizzaz I thought we were going something Uggghhhh This is boring now
010