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Not so Tiny Tina

@tinygxslight.bsky.social
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Pop! Goes the Bandit!! ♱ ⁺ ⋆₊˚ ✩.  Tiny Tina, Borderlands/Arcane Export ❥︎    Ghxst/Saint, She/Her, 28 ⁺ ❦︎₊˚         An Independent Portrayal⋆˚

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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[Setting off minor explosives in the mines]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
[lost in the mines again]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I just passed a very pretty very angry lady and all I gotta say is someone needs to buy flowers asap
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[Follows Isha out of the pipe finally not lost in the mines]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
[bunny mask has entered the chat]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Whoo! Finally figured out how to get out the mines again. Some areas might collapse though
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I don't know why I'm questioning the bat thing My new mom's the same age as me so things are already wild
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
And why's that one a bat Don't bats hate light???
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What are these fire lights and will they let me keep any and all explosives I happen to come across legally or otherwise
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[ghxst] Gets called cool Puts her mask on like a super hero
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Doesn't mean it tastes good, so I'd advise against. I tried to make it flavored once and it didn't go well Thought I'd have to build me a rocket launcher arm
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Biodegradable! So technically edible What? I care about the environment
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She's fiddling with more c4
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I didn't know y'all had a handsome Jack too fucking creepy
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[she's childish, not an idiot thankfully. She's off to go glitter other things]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Smart getting all that while the glitter distracted them!! [They are m e n a c e s]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[Sprinkling glitter on him]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Humming as she just stands, remote detonator in her hand. Moments later the streets are flooded with glitter. "And pop! Goes the bandit!"
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Double trouble time Y'all Are Screwed
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Free pet and glitter. I died and this is heaven
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This family comes with a pet cat?? I. Am. Sold. But like I'm allowing the selling this time
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I got lost in the mines for a while
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[ghxst] Felicia's about to have a grown ass woman calling her grandma lmao I love small acts of tiny Tina chaos mwahahahaha
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'm like 20 but sure!!
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Uhhhhh If you mean tiny Tina as in ishas big sister yes yes totally (Don't blow my cover) (Haha blow, like blowing shit up)
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Hell yeah! Stick it to the man kid whoo! [She's just saying shit rn who's the man who knows but it feels right]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
That works too Gaslights the important part Now if anyone asks I'm you're big sister and I've been here the whole time here's some explosives
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Gaslight gatekeep and Grenades Gaslight gatekeep and Grenades Gas-
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"you might know my lil sista Isha better! " Just keep lying through your teeth.
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"I get lost in the mines alot. Like aloooot."
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"I been here the whole time I dunno what you're on about" Play it cool Tina youve fooled everyone so far
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
So um I may or may not have accidentally strapped a bunch of knives to a very large rat and accidentally let it loose
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
[she came from a portal but she's been telling everyone she's been here the whole time and it's working]
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She's skipping and humming pop goes the bandit
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Aight peace!!
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Team orphan menaces strike again
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
What happened to the spice the pizzaz I thought we were going something Uggghhhh This is boring now
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
She's throwing unlit firecrackers down for Isha to use
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'm losing the argument help
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I don't fight I win
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Beat their asses kid unleash chaos upon them!!!
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Little does piano guy know I'm also just a hallucination and I don't exist
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I dunno, there's always a bad guy somewhere Gotta stay on ya toes
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Uh, and let the bad guys get them first??? Nah, those puppy's will be (mostly) safe with me
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I could level like three cities if I wanted to, do you know how many lost explosives they have hiding in those lines from failed mining ventures. One day those babies will be MINE!!!
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
But still sad Can't be me
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Not so Tiny Tina @tinygxslight.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Where's my mini bestie at there's a lack of glitter in the vicinity and lack of explosives. We need to fix that asap
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