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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 8h

If life could stop it with the cruel pranks, that'd be great.

Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jeffree Star's makeup landing in Dollar Tree has me cackling like a hyena 'cause karma is a bitch, babe💅🏼✨️ I used to call him my lord & saviour & then he got performative (don't get me started on Star Ranch) & icky + resurfaced clips of him being ✨️problematic✨️. Get fucked, Jeff😘

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"omg I'm an official Minecraft mob" no the fuck you're not, you pretentious & delusional douchebag. Not every blue bunny is a fucking reference to you or your bunslime OC; you are a literal nobody outside of the niche rock you live under. But your stupid AI probably told you otherwise.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I like the frutiger aero aesthetic but the word "frutiger" in general is such a sensory ICK to me & I fucking hate it. looking at it, reading it, writing it, typing it, saying it--IT'S AN ICK! I need to know if other people get the ick just from a word or if I'm a special kind of fucked up

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

look at how absolutely precious both the artist & the art are I love them so much🥺

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

not to be horny on main but i just wanna be held so fucking badly bro

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was accused of lying about my age last night, which is cool. I was not, by the way. Bro refused to believe I'm almost 31 & called me a liar & declared I MUST be 23. Who tf would lie about being in their 30s🤣

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a drunk college boy at work called me "goddess" & I am so mad it was a drunk college boy & not a hot dommy mommy because I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED A GODDESS BEFORE & MY NIGHT WOULD'VE BEEN MADE OTHERWISE😭💔

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

...my name only has 3 letters... So I disappear & simply reappear as ✨️Fuck✨️

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Excuse me, sir! Uh, I mean ma'am! Wait... uh... Hey! Public Safety!" Hooray for causing gender confusion at work. I did indeed jokingly respond with "Yes, I identify as Public Safety, how may I assist?"

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I go to my favourite Italian restaurant to treat myself to my occasional indulgence in lobster bisque & lobster ravioli, only to find out today's special is lobster ravioli WITH SHRIMP & SCALLOPS. T'is a blessed day, indeed.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the housing market here is so ass, it's deadass cheaper to buy a cheap shitty little mobile home & pay a mortgage on it, than it is to rent a fucking apartment.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why am I just now finding out my favourite band of all-time remixed one of The Bloodhound Gang's most iconic songs?! Of course it fucking slaps. youtu.be/Ce9qLlDcNxQ?...

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The Bad Touch (The K.M.F.D.M. Mix)

YouTube video by Bloodhound Gang - Topic

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

y'all needa check out my bby's art because it's really great idc if the kinks aren't up your alley look at the beautiful Quixle

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the horrors persist & I attempt to do the same. but damn it sure is difficult finding a place I can afford by myself.

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Artcord Collaborative @artcordcollab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

20 animators have teamed up to bring you a handcrafted animated music video for the song "Forgetter" by @redvoxband.com! Give it a watch; it's guaranteed to make you feel better! #RedVox

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Forgetter - Red Vox Reanimated

YouTube video by Artcord Collaborative

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Hoofy Val 🦌💚 @hoofy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

very hard to envision any kind of future right now but we persevere regardless

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Working security at a community college today, & one of the students found me solely to offer me some cookies her mom made & sent🥺💚 I'm sobbing, I love my job so much. These kids are so sweet😭

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wawa's pumpkin mochas have me in a chokehold & I've forgotten pumpkin spice lattés exist at this point. I never thought I'd love chocolate & pumpkin together (love them both separately), yet here we are.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I need my head between those thighs so fucking bad, bros.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

listen here u lil shits, I'll bribe u with money I JUST NEED TO SEE REMAKE IMPA NAKED & DOMMY

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*pokes the r34 artists with a stick* c'mon, where's the OoT remake Impa art???😭😭😭

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Blizzard announced Diablo V. "I don't care!" Shit, I don't care, either--especially if it's another forced MMO like IV. Give me true single-player or fuck right off. I hate sharing a game world with randos.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love that the 'phobes can never misgender me & the fact this dude thought "young man" was an insult is frying me. I'm neither man nor woman & I'm 31 next month, babe💅🏼✨️

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"you're so hard to shop for" my obsession with Gengar is part of my personality "idk what to get you for your birthday" Gengar literally exists "what do you want" I WANT ANYTHING WITH THAT FAT PURPLE FUCK ON IT

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Airport employee, referring to me: "is that a boy or a girl?" My 62-year-old sassy Italian grandma of a supervisor: "Neither!" I LOVE HER SO MUCH FOR THIS!😭🥺💚

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

okay, porn artists, where the FUCK is the remake Impa art?? WHERE IS IT!??!?!

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I have a carnal need for OoT remake Impa to pretend my head is a watermelon she must crush with her thighs & have the chunks as a lil snack later.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It looks like they're retconning Sheik being male in OoT & sticking with the Smash Melee canon of female... I wish they made & kept Sheik androgynous non-binary tbh. Is Impa a muscle mommy tho??👀

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"hey Fae how was the OoT remake trailer" I FUCKING CRIED.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

seeing boo-baskets just reminds me that i never got one & I spent my entire paycheck making one for my ex-gf while she was actively cheating on me with that dumb Irish fuckboy that can't even spell her name correctly.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

one of these fucking college kids called me jacksepticeye & if I wasn't being paid to protect him, I would've beat his ass. How fucking dare.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

nothing like being told you may have hEDS & you are literally unable to confirm or deny because uninsured🙃

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

why bother asking what my pronouns are if you're just gonna misgender me anyway...

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why the fuck does Salma Hayek have a pet owl & I don't?😭😭😭

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Hoofy Val 🦌💚 @hoofy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

friendslop games fill me with so much joy and whimsy, the only problem is you have to have multiple people who want to spend time with you to play them

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

THEY FORGOT MY FUCKING FOOD & ONLY DELIVERED MY FUCKING DRINK. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ONLY FUCKING FOOD FOR MY ENTIRE 8-HOUR SHIFT.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

DoorDash should revoke your dashing privileges if you refuse to read delivery instructions BEFORE attempting to make a delivery. You wouldn't be calling me complaining you're lost if you just READ THE FUCKING DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS!!!! THAT'S WHY THEY EXIST!

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm assigned to work at a college today & ALL of the students I've interacted with think I'm younger than them. "Last days of your high school summer job?" I'm almost 31. This is my day job. "what the fuck"

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

accurate description of what it feels like watching everyone else succumb to the brain-smoothing machines

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

at Weis earlier: rando: "You will never be a woman!" Me: "Oh thank GOD. That shit sucks so fucking bad." rando, now confused: "Well, you'll never be a real man!" Me: "YAY! THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER & BETTER!" rando: "...you're sick..." me: "hell yeah, brother🤘🏻" I LOVE BEING ANDROGYNOUS!!!

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bring back angry pitchfork mobs specifically to deal with whoever committed this atrocity.

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Fae | TinyGayElf @tinygayelf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My dearest @lewdicrous303 was suspended for "harassment" when all he did was make a post rightfully telling an AI cuck to get fucked. Nobody was tagged nor replied to; it was simply "lol whatever, get fucked". Meanwhile, I've reported ACTUAL THREATS TO LIFE & nobody batted a fucking eye. BULLSHIT!!

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