Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 6hAight, I'm going to bed Antifa meeting on astral plane 12 (in the Triangle Circle wing). We're moving onto the second part of our Walking Frame maintenance unit. We're troubleshooting hinge-locking to avoid fatal stair accidents. But first we must learn to lock up the hinge, before we can unlock it 280
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 6hDoes Torgo have to be breathing the whole year, or would it count if he's simply taking up space and making it stinky and weird (like he would be breathing)? 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 6hTomorrow I predict at least one "render unto Caesar" talk and a couple "being gay/trans is bad" talks, and the rest will be more suffering-porn with Prepper advice thrown in. Maybe ONE anti-abortion talk, but they gotta know they're in hot water there, so probably not. 030
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 6hApparently today's LDS conference theme was "suffering is holy, give us your money" Given they have enough money to alleviate most of the world's suffering, without one more dime from members, it's an odd but completely predictable message. 190
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hOh that's very good news! Except about the ban, of course. 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hWell, that explains my legs then. Can tomorrow be churro day? 080
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hAs someone who hates both, I've never agreed with you on something more than I do right now. They go alongside each other in my trash can 🙂↕️ 000
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hEasy, kids are easy to scare by threatening to take away their parents for misbehaving. Adults are scared of losing their children and never seeing them again. The church is using very cheap scare tactics on everyone. Like always. 000
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hOh yeah. Forgot about that. We'll miss you, but it's for the best. But to be fair, I really shouldn't have done a hairpin archery night without the proper liability insurance 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7hstatic.klipy.comDemetria McKinney Says 'I Appreciate You'ALT: Demetria McKinney Says 'I Appreciate You' 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hI couldn't get the 7. We have to use the 12 today. Which sucks because that's the one without a sink. 220
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hAh. One of those "who is this movie even for?" movies. 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hThis Sunday is different since I'll have my son, but I will probably still be too *gestures broadly at self* tomorrow anyways. But next Sunday, I'm gonna go make some friends. Or...try, at least. I'm not very good at that part 😅 090
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hI just found out there's a gay bar that does drag show brunches on Sundays and I think I found my new church I need to get out, I'm definitely looking for my lgbtqia+ community out here, and Sundays are usually my day off from Mom Duty I'm putting it on my calendar. I'm gonna socialize. 1160
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hMe neither and I hope this is the only thing I ever see about it 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8hImma have my emotional support carbs and bath soon, and hopefully I'll be less cantankerous, but I'm just gonna say this week really finished putting a nail in the coffin of "maybe he stole the election" conspiracy theory. I now fully believe there's enough horrid people to have voted him in.static.klipy.comWill Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Not DepressingALT: Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: Not Depressing 1110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 9hDoes slapping the hot grill with both sides of the steak count as cooking? 020
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 9hOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh THIS is why they've been sane-washing Tom for the last month and sending out the thirsty middle aged lady bots to troll anyone who calls out his problematic everything. It can stop now, right? 1110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 9hLol, I'm giving myself a little pass, given I haven't said it in 20 years and was playing with it like a madlib where only men/man is allowed 😅😂 Still, it's annoying tf out of me 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 10hI beg thee Bluesky I am too ADHD I am too stupid I am bred from those for whom we blame typos Please, I beg For an edit button I would sell my neighbor's sister's best friend's cousin's soul. 0140
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 10hPretty much the thought that triggered it, but I didn't want to give anyone any ideas to pitch his way 😅😂 000
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 10h"I pledge allegiance to the Men of the United States of America. And to the republicans for which they Stan, one nation under man, with justice and liberty for men." I hate realizing I was saying the wrong words all these years. Damn audio processing disorder... 2140
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 11hGotta be. There's really no other explanation 🤔 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 11hI avoid that by simply never opening my DMs unless a friend mentions they sent one. But the weirdest thing is that it's my dino mask selfies that most tend to bring the creeps out of the woodwork and into my DMs. Still trying to figure that one out 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 12hI'm guessing she did it because he promised to concede something in the divorce that she wants. 130
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hWho got broken in that movie, huh? HUH?! You don't stand a chance against me and my strategic fructose consumption 🤭static.klipy.comRocky IV: Dolph Lundgren's Knockout PunchALT: Rocky IV: Dolph Lundgren's Knockout Punch 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hThank you potatoes, for keeping Bluesky somewhere that feels safe for my brain right now. It's really trying to eat itself while screamcryingthrowingup and it really helps to be able to escape to a friend group for a few minutes here and there. I picked a hell of a time to cold-turkey my weed.static.klipy.comFlying HighALT: Flying High 5170
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hHopefully we're never in the same league and must have a showdown. I will show no mercystatic.klipy.comBubbles (Powerpuff Girls): Mercy is for the Weak!ALT: Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls): Mercy is for the Weak! 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hYou're supposed to be my Mick, experienced, wise, and a wisecrack.static.klipy.comMickey Goldmill's Iconic Pep Talk from RockyALT: Mickey Goldmill's Iconic Pep Talk from Rocky 110
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hSurely there will be consistency rules. With my ibs I could reign as champion, yet it also feels unfair to those with slower, more functional systems 🤔 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comHilarious Spit Take ReactionALT: Hilarious Spit Take Reaction 000
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hI'm absolutely convinced this is why so many men, including my ex, can hear the words right out of a womans mouth and immediately think, "but obviously she doesn't mean me." 091
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 13hToo many men heard their moms say, "obviously I don't mean you" to their dads when negativity critiquing male behavior but as kids they thought that meant your partner never meant YOUR bad behavior, not that their moms were trying not to get hit/raped/punished for calling out their dads shit. 1100
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 16hFinally found a sport I may actually have the necessary skills to compete in 4130
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 16hI'm just glad I've been broken his whole life so he doesn't know to be distressed. Especially since I'm 100% sure he's witnessing his future, and I want him to know how to laugh through it. 010
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 16hNot me saying "system override initiated" as I feel a takedown coming on and my son saying, "computer, emergency reboot!" and I'm still going down, but laughing. 1140
Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 18hThis sounds more right than vinegar by a long shot. I was going to try an exorcism 🤷🏼♀️ 120