Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 4hMy infant son loves pounding raw egg bombs at nursery school. Here’s his recipe 000
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026More like “steel ball FUN” am I right, kids? Kids? That axe isn’t a toy! Put it down! 010
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Call the guy “joey joestar” and the kids look at you like you’re the dumbest rube to fall off the pumpkin truck 030
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Go ahead, eat nerds for breakfast. A big bowl of them. Mix them in with your fruity pebbles. Who gives a shit anymore 021
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s a meal fit for a king! or a very small anthropomorphic mouse 030
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/05/2025You can’t tell me that when Shelagh Fraser walked onto the star wars set the costumer didn’t just throw her on stage in the fit she walked in wearing 053
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They were very fuckin chewable feet! Whadya want from me! 010
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em” That’s about napkins, right? 120
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 11/11/2024How did mozart write surfin usa before the usa was invented? You gotta think about this stuff 0102
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sorry. Nerds. Surfin bird is better than wooly bully 041
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It was about a year ago that my wife found out her cancer came back and spread. It broke us. We’re broken. We’re never not going to be broken. 140
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026fuckin rabbits on their mountain goat bullshit again 030
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw a guy at a restaurant show his table a dead person in a coffin. listen, I cut staten island a LOT of slack but c’mon man 250
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wasn’t able to get the cactus needle out of my thumb so now the cactus and I are one 020
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I’m bopping jerks on the head today so lemme know who I need to bop for you. 121
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Rising from the seas, covered in seaweed, singing who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop 083
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you think the person or persons who invented bread are just sitting there in the afterlifelooking down on all the people who didn’t invent bread? 030
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tom Hanks reveals Toy Story 6 will herald the end times; regrets heralding didn’t happen with Toy Story 4 020
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he’ll eat parasites for a lifetime 010
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Really, how do you travel across the galaxy and just leave a motherfucker on another planet? “Where’s ET?” “Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.” 011
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s Ghostm @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous 38811
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Roll over beethoven, I think you’re on the remote 020
Reposted by Dr. Pepper’s GhostDr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 15/05/2025The original fozzie bear was drained and killed in 1979 by the count when jim henson was late to bring the count’s sacrificial muppets. Sick. Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie. I wish I was making this up. 051
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When I was younger I thought I was too uncool to listen to certain bands/music. 010
Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.be/Eo7sY2OLcYwyoutu.beThee Oh Sees - Putrifiers IIYouTube video by vacantmoon 000