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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost

@tinfelix.bsky.social
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I would buy you all an ice cream cone he/him

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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 4h
My infant son loves pounding raw egg bombs at nursery school. Here’s his recipe
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 18h
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Mildly Annoying Children
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yaba daba don’t
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More like “steel ball FUN” am I right, kids? Kids? That axe isn’t a toy! Put it down!
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Call the guy “joey joestar” and the kids look at you like you’re the dumbest rube to fall off the pumpkin truck
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Go ahead, eat nerds for breakfast. A big bowl of them. Mix them in with your fruity pebbles. Who gives a shit anymore
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a meal fit for a king! or a very small anthropomorphic mouse
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
You can’t tell me that when Shelagh Fraser walked onto the star wars set the costumer didn’t just throw her on stage in the fit she walked in wearing
Shelagh Fraser as Aunt Beru in star wars a new hope. She has a slight smile, blue eyes, and a short bob-ish style haircut right at home in 1977. She’s wearing a denim jacket with a pinkish wide collar shirt with triangular maroonish pattern. Hey, I’m bad at colors and shapes
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They were very fuckin chewable feet! Whadya want from me!
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em” That’s about napkins, right?
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
How did mozart write surfin usa before the usa was invented? You gotta think about this stuff
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sorry. Nerds. Surfin bird is better than wooly bully
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was about a year ago that my wife found out her cancer came back and spread. It broke us. We’re broken. We’re never not going to be broken.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fuckin rabbits on their mountain goat bullshit again
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry England, this sign is tacky af
New Scotland Yard sign with shiny silvery letters. It also rotates!
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shrub is a great word. maybe the best word
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saw a guy at a restaurant show his table a dead person in a coffin. listen, I cut staten island a LOT of slack but c’mon man
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wasn’t able to get the cactus needle out of my thumb so now the cactus and I are one
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
or not. whatever. i don’t care.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tell me something
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crisis averted
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’m bopping jerks on the head today so lemme know who I need to bop for you.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Rising from the seas, covered in seaweed, singing who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you think the person or persons who invented bread are just sitting there in the afterlifelooking down on all the people who didn’t invent bread?
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“they’re filled with blood!”
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
guys, exciting news!
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The apotheosis of huey, dewey, and louie
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Chipmunks Sing the Satanic Verses
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Hanks reveals Toy Story 6 will herald the end times; regrets heralding didn’t happen with Toy Story 4
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at this cool moth
A maple spanworm moth. It looks like a folded autumn leaf or even a polypore mushroom! 

The moth is sitting on a window screen and it is a brownish yellow with dark spots throughout to look like an old leaf. It’s wings are kind of curled up and outward and is not sitting like a normal moth would.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he’ll eat parasites for a lifetime
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spices last forever right
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Really, how do you travel across the galaxy and just leave a motherfucker on another planet? “Where’s ET?” “Must be in the bathroom, let’s roll.”
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ET phone gnome
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
the august 2026 issue of Nervous has been added to my website mjjii.com/nervous
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also like to sweat in all seasons
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weird Coins and their Curses
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Roll over beethoven, I think you’re on the remote
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe if it was Choosin’ New Jersey
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can do stuff
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The original fozzie bear was drained and killed in 1979 by the count when jim henson was late to bring the count’s sacrificial muppets. Sick. Fozzie was replaced by his identical twin brother Bozzie. I wish I was making this up.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I was younger I thought I was too uncool to listen to certain bands/music.
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/Eo7sY2OLcYw
youtu.be
Thee Oh Sees - Putrifiers II
YouTube video by vacantmoon
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Emailing Waldo: I hope this email finds you
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the people demand orbs
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dungeons of Orc
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Orc Dungeon
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Classical beats to pretend to be an elf to
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People just be doing things Weird, right?
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Dr. Pepper’s Ghost @tinfelix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Think of a happy thing in your life
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