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Goth Capo

@tinalope.bsky.social
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Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.

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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 17h
For just shy of $2400, you can be the cunty horse girl of your dreams
Leather fringe heels that looks like a horse hoof
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ah, yes. The unmarried woman demographic. 🤨
Screenshot from Wikipedia:

The VPC's programs focus on increasing voter registration, turnout, awareness of issues and civic involvement of demographic groups including unmarried women, people of color and young people. Many VPC programs focus on unmarried women, as this group forms a large proportion of what the VPC terms the "New American Majority" and its research indicates that marital status is a key factor in determining civic participation.
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Okay so 2 issues. One: there are 2 voting aged adults in this house. Why am I the only one getting this? Two: I have a perfect voting track record since I was 18 - wouldn’t it be more effective to send a shame report card to those that don’t?
Voting report card showing I’ve voted every year since at least 2018
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Scaramucci calculator. 
5 days on the job is 0.45455 Scaramuccis
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Nice.
Screenshot from goodreads app that shows 69 books read
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We still hold a grudge. This was up in our merch area for a v long time lol
A sticky note in the Riveters merch area that says “zerboni eats farts”
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Look how peacefully he sleeps knowing he’s shit in the house 2 days in a row
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We haven’t had a goth night in a while.
Tina and Tariq at Kontravoid
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😏 It’s fucking delicious
Tina holding up a case of Shirley temple flavored Celsius
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Girl my day just started don’t pmo
Principal skinner looking disappointed while sitting at a computer
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only positive of the PNW still having these cloudless 80 degree days: Hugo chases this sunbeam across my office in the afternoon 🥹 I actually opened the curtains more so he has more of a sunspot to lay in Is my office hot as hell now? Yes. Is it worth it for this dog? Also yes.
A small tan and white dog napping on the floor in a sun beam
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She also bought this shirt for him from a local PDX artist earlier this year so zero complaints seeing their family on my FYP even if they are reminding me how old we are
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They really are
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This day is beating my ass Here’s an upside down Felix
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cannot WAIT
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s BETTER. This is the ✨hoa hoa hoaaa✨ ass weather we needed
Photo of a street showing changing leaves and overcast skies/ fogPhoto of a backyard showing overcast skies and fog
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
….what
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve had enough
A gun pointed at the sun
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love smelling perfume with my friends. I found a new scent I fell in love with. This is what I smell like rn. Like a gently smoked fruity black tea. Love.
Dear Polly by Vilhelm Perfumerie
Top notes: Apple bergamot
Middle notes: Ceylon tea
Base notes: black amber, musk, oakmoss
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi yes hello it’s October in Portland where the fuck is my gloomy weather
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puppies 4 u
2 small dogs, one tan/white with an underbite and the other all black, sitting on a couch
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Posting this one specifically for the hedgie booty
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also if you need a balm for the hell that has been the news, I recommend Phallon’s TikTok and YouTube. Informative, well shot and edited, funny as hell
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is not a goddamn corgi!! I demand a new corgi competition!
The dog that won the corgi race that def isn’t a fuckin corgi
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me @ that match and that stank ass smoke bomb that tried to burn me 📸: Darren
Tina said fuck you to a smoke bomb
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Girl
Principal Skinner looking disappointed
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We also have fun new trucker hats 🥰
Yellow, pink, black, and red trucker hats that say “the north end is for lovers”
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friends. These kits were a labor of love. Come check them out at the Axe and Rose #BAONPDX
Black soccer kit with red stripes
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day I fell in love with every green velvet couch we came across while couch shopping and Letty appropriately called me out for it lmao
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FB marketplace is the Wild West
A fb marketplace listing showing a kettle bell with Joe Rogans face as the weight Description
🔥 Rare Onnit Joe Rogan Limited Edition 55 lb Kettlebell 🔥

Discontinued and highly sought after Onnit Joe Rogan kettlebell. This is the original 55 lb version and is becoming increasingly difficult to find, especially in this condition.

Excellent condition. Stored indoors in a climate-controlled home gym. No cracks, repairs, or abuse.

Perfect for:
• Home gym collectors
• Joe Rogan fans
• Kettlebell training
• Unique gym display piece

$600

Located in Gresham/Portland. Local pickup only.
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes I did stop by the store on the first day of my period, why do you ask
A gigantic 1.2 lb tub of white cheddar skull Cheetos
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please just let me buy my son
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New view unlocked
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn I’m kinda sad he doesn’t rep my district lmfao
Screenshot from the article:

He told the Daily Mail that his post about Fuentes was meant in jest, although he loathes the far right activist.
'My tweet about hitting Nick Fuentes in the head with a framing hammer was obviously meant as hyperbole, but I would like to emphasize that Fuentes is a holocaust denying, misogynist, homophobic neo-Nazi,' he said.
However, Green doubled down on his ultimate goal to abolish the police.
'That's what I'm actively trying to build,' he told the outlet.
He also gave more context to his call for the left to riot more, saying: 'Property destruction is a crime, but it's not violence. Violence is when you hurt a person or an animal or you kill a person or an animal. And so I do draw that distinction.'
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Took a nap and now I’m catching up on the timeline
Lisa sitting at a computer looking confused
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can the NWSL and soccer in general fuckin chill for like 5 mins Throw this fucking man into the SUN
Polygon mr bean looking confused as fuck
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After spending the day drenched in stress sweat and doubting myself because I’m finally taking calls for this job, I run downstairs and find this v belated bday present from my buddy 😭 My friends are EVERYTHING to me omg
Double vinyl of Songs in the Key of Springfield
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have had to use this reaction image TOO MUCH lately
Anthony from queer eye looking shocked appalled and unamused
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Theses types of notes app-style apologies will always make this comic pop up in my brain
Clip of an Achewood comic
“Hey guys! Guess who just got…. 🎶yellllled aaaaat🎶
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Miss Rachel was RIGHT
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anthony from queer eye looking what the fuck-ily
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where I go after Thorns games
He-man woman haters club from the Little Rascals
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol. lmao. Okay sure.
“Stochastx.bsky.social has added you to the “misogynists” moderation list
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m in
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I went online to see how much they’re selling this monstrosity for and see this. HELLO SIR. cc: @mitzipdx.bsky.social
Thomas Müller giving us all bedroom eyes
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
idk how else to explain it but mentally I am here
Tina from 2019 in a capo nest being smothered with black smoke bomb smoke
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone posted it on TikTok and I’ve been looking for it ever since
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our home goods didn’t have the crow castle strip club I’ve been hunting for but I did get this glass with some wonky eyed birds on it so I still kind of win
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