Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All 4 seasons of Mork and Mindy are on Amazon Prime. That is all. 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And lo, the disciples came unto Jesus, saying, “Lord, we saw a miracle upon the mountain.” And Jesus answered them, saying, “Pics or it didn’t happen.” 011
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just go ahead and stretch out, Theo. I didn't need to get any writing done today anyway. #writing #shorkie #writerlife #amwriting 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Power Fantasy is one of the best graphic novels I have read in years. Go into it blind - trust me on this one. 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I wish I did, but my parents thought it was a good idea to toss all of that stuff when I went overseas in the Navy. Thanks, mom. 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Blast from the waaaaay past. 10 year old me had comics, cards, soundtrack albums, and action figures. 100
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What do a jar of Justin's chocolate hazelnut almond butter and a spoon have in common? My mouth. 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026People of earth. How are you? I've been away for a bit. What's new? 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I'm in the chemo waiting room while my poor wife Katie gets her 5th infusion for breast cancer. When it comes to cancer, the doctors don't mess around. She was starting chemo a week after diagnosis. #breastcancer #fuckcancer 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I had yet another book release 2 weeks ago. Dark Lord on the Rocks is rocking (giggity) up Amazon's sales rank. Cover! 030
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/11/2025My SOMEHOW cozy-adjacent, fish out of water, office satire, gamelit-inspired, with a twist of dark (lord) romance, modern-day reverse-isekai, where boss battles take place in board rooms, book is now available. a.co/d/fbKU1kq 032
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I have a brand new website: timothywlong.comtimothywlong.comTimothy W. LongWhen not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his m... 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Still amazed I get to make stuff up for a living. If you like dark lords, taverns, and comfort food—yeah, that’s where I live. 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Chapter five of Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 3, just went live on Royal Road. www.royalroad.com/fiction/9066... #royalroad #webserial #darklords #chickenwingsroyalroad.comChapter Five | Book 3 - Reborn as a Dark Lord (A cozy-adjacent isekai)The walking corpse stood a dozen feet away. It didn't advance, dance, or perform anything remotely dangerous. Its head swiveled as if to take in everyone. The creature gave me the creeps. Like the shi... 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Why yes - I have been busy. My first book from Aethon is out and about and selling quite well. 120
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy. 040
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR. #royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...royalroad.comThirty-Eight - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)The next morning, Morthisal arrived at the office building with a sense of purpose. He marched straight to Human Resources, determined to claim his rightful position as manager, or at the very least, ... 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Gearing up for a 10-hour flight. Macbook, check. Kindle, check. Phone, check. Ergo keyboard, check. Snacks, check. Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check. Meds, check. And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on. #Eurotrip #london #amsterdam 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Currently multiple books. I’ve apparently turned into a cozy fantasy author. 🤷♂️ 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Doesn’t ’touring castles’ sound like a business tax write off? Hell yeah it does. 100
Reposted by Timothy W. LongThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know 3474550910022
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London. 230
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer. #FuckingClownshow 000
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪 #IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack 020
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot. #Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight 001
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie. #StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie 030
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy. 110
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs. #amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife 031
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine. #giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror 050
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/02/2025How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟♀️🧟♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious? #ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Winner! Thanks for all who participated in the poll. 030
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Help me pick the new book cover for The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover. #BookCover #DarkLord #RoyalRoad #amwriting 99designs.com/contests/pol...99designs.comHelp me choose my new design!I’m running a book or magazine cover contest on 99designs. Designers have submitted 18 designs so far. Please vote on your favorite as I’d love to receive your feedback. 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Happy Friday! Time to decide between a fun night out or staying in to finally write… Haha, just kidding, we all know you’ll end up doom-scrolling instead. #WritersLife #writers #FridayVibes #ProcrastinationChamp #AmWriting 020
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is getting a new cover courtesy of 99designs. I'll post the voting page in the next few days. #BookCovers #writing #amwriting #DarkLord 020
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I love White Lotus but it could be titled Rich People Problems. #hbo #whitelotus #max 150
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/02/2025If your manuscript is fighting you this Tuesday morning, just know that mine is, too. Let's suffer together. #WriterProblems #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingMotivation #WriterProblems #TuesdayVibes" 050
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Chapter 27 of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is live. The corporate satire continues. #RoyalRoad #amwriting #satire www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...royalroad.comChapter Twenty-Seven - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)Morthisal awoke, stretched, stretched again, yawned, and then bolted upright in bed. His head whipped around, only to find Thalindra had slipped out during the night. He yanked the sheets off to make ... 100
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Long drive home in the dark? Perfect time to mentally draft a short horror story. Starring me. As the main character. Who doesn’t make it. 020
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Sunday writing goal: Type more words than you delete. That’s it. That’s the goal. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingGoals #WriterProblems #SundayVibes #hashtag 010
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I'm hanging with a bunch of writers at the Author Alchemy Summit in Portland all weekend. Time to pretend like I'm a writer. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #Portland #WeekendWriting 020
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Writing on a Saturday? Bold of you to assume your characters will cooperate. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #WriterProblems #SaturdayVibes #HashTag 110
Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Imposter syndrome hits hardest when you’re writing a character who’s supposed to be smart and you’re Googling ‘how does electricity work?’ #writing #amwriting #writingadvice #justwrite #hashtag 240