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Timothy W. Long

@timwlong.bsky.social
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Aethon Books and Simon & Schuster Author. When not sitting around in a bathrobe watching Rick and Morty, I write stuff and sometimes drink Coke for breakfast (don't tell my mom).

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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All 4 seasons of Mork and Mindy are on Amazon Prime. That is all.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just go ahead and stretch out, Theo. I didn't need to get any writing done today anyway. #writing #shorkie #writerlife #amwriting
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Power Fantasy is one of the best graphic novels I have read in years. Go into it blind - trust me on this one.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What do a jar of Justin's chocolate hazelnut almond butter and a spoon have in common? My mouth.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
People of earth. How are you? I've been away for a bit. What's new?
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm in the chemo waiting room while my poor wife Katie gets her 5th infusion for breast cancer. When it comes to cancer, the doctors don't mess around. She was starting chemo a week after diagnosis. #breastcancer #fuckcancer
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I had yet another book release 2 weeks ago. Dark Lord on the Rocks is rocking (giggity) up Amazon's sales rank. Cover!
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
My SOMEHOW cozy-adjacent, fish out of water, office satire, gamelit-inspired, with a twist of dark (lord) romance, modern-day reverse-isekai, where boss battles take place in board rooms, book is now available. a.co/d/fbKU1kq
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have a brand new website: timothywlong.com
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Timothy W. Long
When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his m...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Still amazed I get to make stuff up for a living. If you like dark lords, taverns, and comfort food—yeah, that’s where I live.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Chapter five of Reborn as a Dark Lord, Book 3, just went live on Royal Road. www.royalroad.com/fiction/9066... #royalroad #webserial #darklords #chickenwings
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Chapter Five | Book 3 - Reborn as a Dark Lord (A cozy-adjacent isekai)
The walking corpse stood a dozen feet away. It didn't advance, dance, or perform anything remotely dangerous. Its head swiveled as if to take in everyone. The creature gave me the creeps. Like the shi...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Why yes - I have been busiererer.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Why yes - I have been busy. My first book from Aethon is out and about and selling quite well.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I've been away for a while. What'd I miss?
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR. #royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...
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Thirty-Eight - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)
The next morning, Morthisal arrived at the office building with a sense of purpose. He marched straight to Human Resources, determined to claim his rightful position as manager, or at the very least, ...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What up, France?
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The food on #Uniworld is amazing.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Germany is freaking awesome.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Gearing up for a 10-hour flight. Macbook, check. Kindle, check. Phone, check. Ergo keyboard, check. Snacks, check. Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check. Meds, check. And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on. #Eurotrip #london #amsterdam
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer. #FuckingClownshow
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪 #IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot. #Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie. #StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
New merch has arrived!
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs. #amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine. #giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious? #ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Winner! Thanks for all who participated in the poll.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Help me pick the new book cover for The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover. #BookCover #DarkLord #RoyalRoad #amwriting 99designs.com/contests/pol...
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Help me choose my new design!
I’m running a book or magazine cover contest on 99designs. Designers have submitted 18 designs so far. Please vote on your favorite as I’d love to receive your feedback.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Happy Friday! Time to decide between a fun night out or staying in to finally write… Haha, just kidding, we all know you’ll end up doom-scrolling instead. #WritersLife #writers #FridayVibes #ProcrastinationChamp #AmWriting
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is getting a new cover courtesy of 99designs. I'll post the voting page in the next few days. #BookCovers #writing #amwriting #DarkLord
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I love White Lotus but it could be titled Rich People Problems. #hbo #whitelotus #max
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
If your manuscript is fighting you this Tuesday morning, just know that mine is, too. Let's suffer together. #WriterProblems #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingMotivation #WriterProblems #TuesdayVibes"
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Chapter 27 of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is live. The corporate satire continues. #RoyalRoad #amwriting #satire www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...
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Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)
Morthisal awoke, stretched, stretched again, yawned, and then bolted upright in bed. His head whipped around, only to find Thalindra had slipped out during the night. He yanked the sheets off to make ...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Long drive home in the dark? Perfect time to mentally draft a short horror story. Starring me. As the main character. Who doesn’t make it.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Sunday writing goal: Type more words than you delete. That’s it. That’s the goal. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingGoals #WriterProblems #SundayVibes #hashtag
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm hanging with a bunch of writers at the Author Alchemy Summit in Portland all weekend. Time to pretend like I'm a writer. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #Portland #WeekendWriting
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Writing on a Saturday? Bold of you to assume your characters will cooperate. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #WriterProblems #SaturdayVibes #HashTag
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Imposter syndrome hits hardest when you’re writing a character who’s supposed to be smart and you’re Googling ‘how does electricity work?’ #writing #amwriting #writingadvice #justwrite #hashtag
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The squirrel writing method: - Start project - Get distracted by another project - Forget where you put the first project - Work on yet another project - Find old projects and revive them - REPEAT #wrtiting #writingtips #writingcommunity #royalroad #amwriting
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Shami Stovall Author @gameoverstation.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I need to remember to post my comics here more often, rofl
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The new chapter of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is now live on #RoyalRoad. #webserial #DarkLord #amwriting www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...
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Twenty-Six - The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover (A reverse Isekai)
Frozen in place, unable to lift a finger, Morthisal stared at the woman casually sitting on the edge of his bed, thumbing through a photo album. A number of books were scattered over the bedspread, an...
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Tuesday morning writing tip: write like a racoon digging through a trash can. You know - determined, slightly unhinged, and not giving a flying F about what others around you think. #writingcommunity #writing #writingtips #
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Studies have shown that there are a lot of studies out there.
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Timothy W. Long @timwlong.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Thursday writer musings: Writer’s block is often just being out of the habit. Don’t stress about 1,000 words—start with 100. Build the habit, and the words will flow. #procrastination #AmWriting #writers #WritersSupportingWriters #cozy #RoayalRoad #hashtag
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