timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thankfully it’s October. I can say "i gotta go take a spooky dookie" without it being too weird. 040
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Butt to butt resuscitation... with farts. 210
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Thank Christ, Graza now makes potato chips. 000
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026For every big up yourself there’s an equal and opposite little down yourself. 000
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I need to upgrade mine too. Got a recommendation? 100
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The dead leaves from last fall are in better condition than the leafy greens mix I bought yesterday. 030
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I saw Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie last night. It was incredible. I know it’s theatrical run is basically over but I hope more people eventually watch it! 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Hey there’s also little bits of onion and red pepper. That shit doesn’t grow on trees! Also, I’m always jealous of Nebraska prices when we’re there. Maybe I should make the trip whenever I need pasta salad. 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I almost convinced myself that $11 for an 8 oz container of pasta salad at Lunds made sense. 120
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Me: How can I further enrich my life? My body: How about a zit inside your ear? 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I had to look carne guisada up. Looks and sounds delicious! 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Whenever I take the rare stroll down Threads lane it seems to be all hot take engagement bait. 000
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I can loudly hear someone blasting Drops of Jupiter. I can’t tell if there a demonstration nearby or someone just vibin out. Both? 040
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 14/01/2026So good. Also this is the one I was reminded of youtu.be/7c-1HXwVt_w?...youtu.beUnderworld - MosaicYouTube video by TyLee 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I’m surprised he didn’t get up and start angrily shooting the road. 0161
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This calming chamomile tea ain’t doing shit. 0203
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Silly me thinking this was about mayonnaise. 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Lovely night for the Twin Cities Auto Show 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The consequences will never be the same. 030
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/01/2026TIL Chi-Chi’s stands for Chicago-Chicago’s 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 03/01/2026It’s hard to mobilize while engrossed in an all night Michael Mannathon. 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I heard it from the other room and thought it was freshman band kids or something. 010
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 24/12/2025“lol, hey Jeff, check this out… I’m loving and caring for my family!” 011
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I’m not entirely sold on this Boz Scaggs disco house remix. 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It has been claimed! Good luck out there you clarinet freaks! 030
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Any clarinet players need an emergency kit? I ordered some replacement needles for my turntables and hey sent the wrong item. The guy on the phone chuckled and said I’m free to do whatever I want with them. 131
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 18/12/2025The real friends we made along the way were the friends we made along the way. 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Dear nose, I’m good on boogs. No need to make any more for now. 020
timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Fritos>Apple chips Side note: I was known as the chip chief in my party days. Can’t have a party without chips!bloomberg.comApple Chip Chief Tells Staff He’s Not Leaving ‘Anytime Soon’Apple Inc. chip chief Johny Srouji, whose potential departure risked worsening a bout of executive turnover, told staff on Monday that he’ll stay at the iPhone maker for now. 020