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Skane

@timskone.bsky.social
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I have a cat and a mandolin.

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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 6h
Minnesota embarrassment, Tom fucking Emmer, says no republican likes the war, and the high gas prices, but it’s not bad enough to vote for communists, proving once again that republicans have no idea what communism is. #willfullyignorant
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 15h
Some shows will “jump the shark” towards the end of their lifespan as a last ditch attempt to stay popular. 9-1-1 started by jumping the shark and is now jumping whole oceans full of sharks.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 18h
Trump is the only President we’ve ever had who threatens to destroy a whole civilization (Iran) if a deal isn’t reached, while at the same time demanding that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, he’s the only President we’ve had who has done either of those things.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 19h
He’s thinking he’s gonna be late for his other job.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Chillin with my goodest boi.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This guy is a dude. youtube.com/shorts/5w2Zk...
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I guess Ive adopted a new hobby then. The bluish colored one is labradorite. The reddish colored one is carnelian. Nature is amazing. It’s even amazinger when you’re high.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump struck a deal to buy Russian diesel fuel. I guess drill baby drill and taking over another country’s oil production didn’t work. No collusion though. You just have to remember Putin tells Trump what to do, and Trump licks his boots like a little bitch.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, it looks cool and everything, especially when it’s back lit, but I found out once I got home that natural blue agates are extremely rare and would be very expensive, so most of the ones you see for sale are chemically treated to turn them blue. I was wondering it was so cheap.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was him and Republicans lost the House, I’d go fuck myself.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, no thanks. We’ve already seen what happens when the feds come to help.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Walgreens texts you to tell your prescription is ready, wait 2 days, thats when it will actually be ready. Nobody wants to be a pharmacist anymore. People only want to be an online content creators. Shit, if I wasn’t a mail carrier, I’d probably just be doing dance challenge videos.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They opened a new asian restaurant a block away from me, Miss Laos Papaya, and holy shit does this neighborhood smell great right now.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy is a fucking psychopath, and if you voted for him, congratulations you’re an idiot. youtu.be/FurUNgg5L7c
youtu.be
'Small Price to Pay': Trump says Iran can 'take out' San Diego, Los Angeles
YouTube video by CBS 8 San Diego
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to the Rock/Gemstone/Fossil show at the state fairgrounds today. Very interesting. It was way bigger than I expected it to be. There were shitloads of vendors from all over the world. Prices were pretty crazy in general, but I bought this reasonably priced blue agate candle holder.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She fills all his holes, except the one in his head.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only in America can the most retarded person in the whole world become the President.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wild won their home opener against Boston tonight 4:1 and B.P. couldn’t care less.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just like Jesus.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait till they find out Trump had multiple adulterous affairs, likely paid for an abortion, and had sex with children. Jesus is pissed.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another embarrassing swing and a miss for Republicans.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I want is the nightmare scenario. It is my only remaining voting issue. Prosecute the shit out of these people.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When your cat is too dumb to come in from the rain.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought some Fancy Feast treats for the boy. First time we've ever tried them. He hates them and, quite frankly, I dont blame him. They look like meat jello, disgusting. I guess my boy isnt fancy enough. He like-a-da meat.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Raising prices, invading countries, starting wars, protecting pedophiles, killing citizens, abandoning our allies, screwing farmers,
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like how State Farm sends me a dividend check for $82.50 and then immediately raises my car insurance rate by $100.00.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He so tired.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Obama had asked the president of China if he wanted to buy American weapons, Republicans would have simultaneously shit themselves.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Grandma is photo bombing my very good boi.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump cultists either refuse to believe that his name appears 38000 times in the Epstein files, or they're cool with it. Just like they either refused to believe Robert Mueller's finding that Trump "knew what the Russians were up to and welcomed it," or they were cool with it.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda sucks to own a big diesel truck right now, eh?
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My niece 3D printed me this tiny guitar case that holds a single pick.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m embarrassed that she is from Minnesota.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To Catch A Predator.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know what show you will never see on Trump TV
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This girl is good, real good! I can’t help but think that Neil would approve. youtube.com/shorts/wtMJS...
youtube.com
🔥 THIS BY-TOR ENDING IS LEGENDARY! ANIKA'S EXPRESSION = EVERYTHING! DONT BLINK!
YouTube video by MusicNature
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always working on the important stuff, this guy.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And if toilet paper ever becomes too expensive or hard to find, like it was during Trump’s first term, you can always wipe your ass with your hand.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think Trump has dementia. I think he’s just a stupid, privileged, narcissistic old man who shits himself on the regular.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump banning certain news organizations that he doesn't like from The White House reminds me of all those times he fucked minors with his best pal Jeffery Epstein.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My neighborhood is darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night right now. Someone stole the copper wire in the junction box at the end of the street again. They did it once before, earlier this Summer and the city came and fixed it. Now they've done it again.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JD Vance says Trump isnt banning the free press, he's just blocking certain organizations that report negative things. Probably because every single thing this deranged old man has done has been a negative thing.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh shit, ever since the house fire, I unplug everything now if it’s not being used. I know those chargers get hot. I had a charger for a cordless drill that melted on me once.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, where is W anyway? He’s been strangely quiet during this fascist takeover of the GOP. Mike Pence too for that matter. He was the religious right’s chosen one, until they wanted to hang him for not stealing the election for Orange Jesus.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's not possible for me to go to the bathroom without there being cat. He always nudges the bathroom door wide open so I'm sitting there for God and everyone to see. I have no privacy anymore.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when that was THE biggest issue with Republicans. Now, they couldn't give a shit. I think they're banking on The Rapture at this point.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poor fella is all tuckered out. I've had the last 3 days off so his schedule is pretty messed up. Rest assured he'll still be walking on my head at 4:30 in the morning.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sweet. I've been thinking about buying a reciprocating saw lately. Then, lo and behold, one of my customers put one on the blvd with a sign that read FREE. JUST NEEDS A NEW BATTERY. So I bought a battery 2 pack for 30 bucks and it works great!
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know, you don’t equip your illegal infrastructure projects with drone ports and snipers unless you were planning on staying in power forever. This is the kind of shit that paranoid, authoritarian dictators do. Who is paying for the Nazi arch anyway? Oh, that’s right, we are. How nice of us.
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Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump is like the boy who cried wolf. He lies so often and so effortlessly that I really don’t think anyone listens to him anymore. Or at least they’re not taking him seriously.
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