Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 4hMinnesota embarrassment, Tom fucking Emmer, says no republican likes the war, and the high gas prices, but it’s not bad enough to vote for communists, proving once again that republicans have no idea what communism is. #willfullyignorant 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 13hSome shows will “jump the shark” towards the end of their lifespan as a last ditch attempt to stay popular. 9-1-1 started by jumping the shark and is now jumping whole oceans full of sharks. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 16hTrump is the only President we’ve ever had who threatens to destroy a whole civilization (Iran) if a deal isn’t reached, while at the same time demanding that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, he’s the only President we’ve had who has done either of those things. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I guess Ive adopted a new hobby then. The bluish colored one is labradorite. The reddish colored one is carnelian. Nature is amazing. It’s even amazinger when you’re high. 120
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump struck a deal to buy Russian diesel fuel. I guess drill baby drill and taking over another country’s oil production didn’t work. No collusion though. You just have to remember Putin tells Trump what to do, and Trump licks his boots like a little bitch. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If Walgreens texts you to tell your prescription is ready, wait 2 days, thats when it will actually be ready. Nobody wants to be a pharmacist anymore. People only want to be an online content creators. Shit, if I wasn’t a mail carrier, I’d probably just be doing dance challenge videos. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They opened a new asian restaurant a block away from me, Miss Laos Papaya, and holy shit does this neighborhood smell great right now. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This guy is a fucking psychopath, and if you voted for him, congratulations you’re an idiot. youtu.be/FurUNgg5L7cyoutu.be'Small Price to Pay': Trump says Iran can 'take out' San Diego, Los AngelesYouTube video by CBS 8 San Diego 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I went to the Rock/Gemstone/Fossil show at the state fairgrounds today. Very interesting. It was way bigger than I expected it to be. There were shitloads of vendors from all over the world. Prices were pretty crazy in general, but I bought this reasonably priced blue agate candle holder. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wild won their home opener against Boston tonight 4:1 and B.P. couldn’t care less. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I bought some Fancy Feast treats for the boy. First time we've ever tried them. He hates them and, quite frankly, I dont blame him. They look like meat jello, disgusting. I guess my boy isnt fancy enough. He like-a-da meat. 120
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like how State Farm sends me a dividend check for $82.50 and then immediately raises my car insurance rate by $100.00. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If Obama had asked the president of China if he wanted to buy American weapons, Republicans would have simultaneously shit themselves. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump cultists either refuse to believe that his name appears 38000 times in the Epstein files, or they're cool with it. Just like they either refused to believe Robert Mueller's finding that Trump "knew what the Russians were up to and welcomed it," or they were cool with it. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My niece 3D printed me this tiny guitar case that holds a single pick. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This girl is good, real good! I can’t help but think that Neil would approve. youtube.com/shorts/wtMJS...youtube.com🔥 THIS BY-TOR ENDING IS LEGENDARY! ANIKA'S EXPRESSION = EVERYTHING! DONT BLINK!YouTube video by MusicNature 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t think Trump has dementia. I think he’s just a stupid, privileged, narcissistic old man who shits himself on the regular. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump banning certain news organizations that he doesn't like from The White House reminds me of all those times he fucked minors with his best pal Jeffery Epstein. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My neighborhood is darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night right now. Someone stole the copper wire in the junction box at the end of the street again. They did it once before, earlier this Summer and the city came and fixed it. Now they've done it again. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026JD Vance says Trump isnt banning the free press, he's just blocking certain organizations that report negative things. Probably because every single thing this deranged old man has done has been a negative thing. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's not possible for me to go to the bathroom without there being cat. He always nudges the bathroom door wide open so I'm sitting there for God and everyone to see. I have no privacy anymore. 020
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Poor fella is all tuckered out. I've had the last 3 days off so his schedule is pretty messed up. Rest assured he'll still be walking on my head at 4:30 in the morning. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sweet. I've been thinking about buying a reciprocating saw lately. Then, lo and behold, one of my customers put one on the blvd with a sign that read FREE. JUST NEEDS A NEW BATTERY. So I bought a battery 2 pack for 30 bucks and it works great! 111
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You know, you don’t equip your illegal infrastructure projects with drone ports and snipers unless you were planning on staying in power forever. This is the kind of shit that paranoid, authoritarian dictators do. Who is paying for the Nazi arch anyway? Oh, that’s right, we are. How nice of us. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Couch fucker, J.D Vance, is out there literally begging voters for “another chance.” They need another 2 years to finish completely burning this country to the ground. 010
Reposted by SkaneThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 197129112227
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mitch is basically Captain Pike from Star Trek: The Menagerie at this point. Why the fuck hasn’t he retired? Don’t even tell me that fucker hasn’t saved millions. My god, he’s only maybe got a year left before the Lord calls him home. 210
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Zeppelin, Floyd, Rush. If I was stranded on an island and could only have the complete music library of only 3 bands, it would be these three 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Russian oligarchs close to Putin paid for Don Jr's wedding. No collusion tho, right? Just another remarkable coincidence. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone is having everything shipped to them now. Even the environmentally friendly people. I see your unnecessary Bee Friendly Yard sign that came in a non-recyclable plastic blister pack. One consequence of so many independent couriers on the streets? Piss bottles. I see them everywhere now. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This guy, he doesn't like to get wet in the shower, but he'll stand in the rain for hours like a goddamn fool. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I got into an argument with Google Gemini today. I got it to admit that it was wrong and I was right, and that the image it created for me was whack, yo, and didn’t make any sense. Then it locked me out and said I had to download the app. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Those of you who criticize Corey Feldman for being a talentless hack, how do you explain this masterpiece? youtube.com/shorts/IcI7P... 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This guy is basically the Neil Peart of the Creative keyboard drums. youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg?... 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump says that if you vote for Republicans this midterm, he'll end the war with Iran, and give everyone a 5000 dollar dividend check. If you believe that shit, I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The fact that Trump, a businessman, exaggerates to an extreme everything he does, should give anyone pause for concern. Everything is the biggest, the best, the greatest, the likes of which we’ve never seen before, and as long as he occasionally mentions Jesus, the MAGAs believe his shit. 010
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh shit! Donald Trump was at ground zero on 9/11. Reminds me of the time he bragged on live television during the tragedy about how his tower was now the tallest on the skyline. youtube.com/shorts/PTKD2...youtube.comTrump Falsely Suggests He Was Pulled from Ground Zero on 9/11YouTube video by Mother Jones 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The BlueSky app for Android is basically useless. It’s okay for reading, but not posting. It always cuts off the last bit of my post. That’s why my last post is missing the word “car” at the very end. The BlueSky app for Apple tho works just fine. 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Holy fucking shit! I just brought my car to the mechanic because it has a minor exhaust leak. I was thinking maybe 2000 tops. Nope. Completely new exhaust system + 4 shocks and struts later, this little adventure is costing me 5000 dollars. Fuck me, I should have just bought a new 110
Skane @timskone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I see the Trumpanzees at the RNC still haven’t figured out that YMCA is a gay anthem. 010
