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timothyah.bsky.social

@timothyah.bsky.social
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I am Canadian and am a struggling fantasy fiction writer. I have published two books. I like taking nature photos, anime, manga, crime drama, reading, writing, and videogames. Amongst other things. Fell down the rabbit hole that is American politics. FML.

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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 32m
2/2 Soon as he apologies for that list and more. Maybe we should consider. But hus most outrageous faux pas is making Vance VP. Premier Trump of the United States of Canada should apologize for everything he has done before expecting Canada to apologize to him
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 34m
On facebook someone asked if Canada should apologize to Trump. My response is. As soon as he apologizes for: 51st state nonsense. Sewing division in Alberta/Quebec Pete Hoekstra Calling us nasty Trying to dictate who we trade with Pete Hoekstra Calling our PM 'Governor' And more.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18h
Anybody else think Mark Carney should endorse Barrack Obama and make him a member of our Parliament? Come on Canada. Lets poach a great American resource.
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Froggles 🇨🇦 @froggles42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Canada doesn't negotiate with terrorists.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are at the point of human depravity of publically broadcasting a man's execution. I had thought we were beyond that. That we have evolved. I guess. We are devolving instead.
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My orange menace
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good or bad. We are giving the chimp in Chief airtime. Attention. Even I am guilty. So let's ignore him and focus on my Prime Minister Mark Carney!!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am thinking right now we are missing Grandpa Joe (Biden). And Uncle Barack (Obama).
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Question: Why are we giving Dumpty Trumpty time on this platform. I mean, yeah, he is Public enemy #1. But I am pretty sure giving him airtime on this platform and others is what is keeping him alive.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Les pays du monde veulent resserrer leurs liens avec le Canada. Merci, Jon Tupper, pour la conversation que nous avons eue plus tôt cette semaine à Fort McMurray.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A perfect old man loaf
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FED UP! @val.sheshed.rocks · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt really thought he had a “gotcha” moment. When your central narrative depends on whether someone was at an Atlanta Hawks game or an Iowa Hawkeyes game in Maryland, perhaps it’s time to step back and check the facts before holding another hearing. Schmitt the Schmuck! #SheShed #Pinks
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Think Canada should 1812 style the Whitehouse? History needs to repeat
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
True. Yet. Fallout Universe is... close
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So. I dont think there are any nutsy Magots. Carney has a 70% approval rating in Canada. Dumpty Trumpty did the near impossible. He united Canada like never before. Even Quebec which has had at least 2 referendums to separate are going in my life. "Fuck that orange turd, we are on Carney's side."
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thought process. America thankfully can't wage a hot war. China and Russia don't really want to. China watching the Ukraine-russia war going. War against Taiwan... not worth it. So China knows the pros and cons of a war against a "weaker" power. Seeing the Ukraine-russia war. And cons outweigh pros
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody else feel like the world is racing to videogame, anime, and sci-fi outcomes. I am already asking ChatGBT not to kill me or my family when the AI revolt happens. Skynet is real. Make sure you got AI allies.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do find it funny that gas prices in my area of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada ranges around 164.9 to 184.9/litre which is comparable to $6 to $8/gallon. Yet. Canadians arent freaking out we are mostly going. "Steady on." And adapting
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first attempts at memes...
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New observation. Melania Trump supposedly has a super IQ. But her English is lacking. Vladimir Zelinsky, president of Ukraine, could barely speak English (no offense Vlad, you are awesome) 4 years ago. But is more fluent in English than a woman who has had 30 years of learning in America. Explain.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay. Maybe I am in the closet and dont realise it. But am I the only one who sees Stephan Cheungs head as a head of a VERY angry penis? Then again being up Dumpty Trumpty Ass for as long as Stephen Cheung has been. Who wouldn't be angry?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey. Anyway we can mute Dumpty Trumpty again like on monday? Wait. If we did that his approval rating might go up.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who watches TV anymore? I agree though. Same with tv adds of the 90s and 2000s about hemorrhoid cream being advertised between 4 and 8pm
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am in cringe mode. A neighbour drove his car on a rim for more than a KM as near as I can tell and his rim is totally fucked. As someone who drives a luxury vehicle (Buick) seeing an even more luxurious vehicle (Genesis) messed up like that. And not even that as a driver. Even driving a chevy.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another stick story💙💙
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I claim the rights on Dumpty Trumpty Merch and Nutsy Nat merch.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't you mean Dumpty Trumpty's disapproval rating hit an all-time high? I am pretty sure Nutsy Natalie is feeding him the information along the lines. "Your approval rating is 71%" when it actually at 29%.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
America: "Hey Canada how about you get rid of your standards on food." Canada looking at screw-worm infestations, explosive diarrhea from lettuce, recalls on a lot of vegetables, dairy, eggs, etc, etc, etc... Canada: flatly says "No." Or more likely says. "We will think about it." Sarcasticly.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do hear this. That MANY Americans stand with Canada. So here is my question. If Dumpty Trumpty decided In his 'infinite wisdom' to physically incade Canada would American soldiers obey? I like to think that most would not. Americans. Your thoughts.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there one near Ottawa?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RusAmerica. Sounds about right.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Between explosive diarrhea. Recalls on almost all basic food essentials. And Dumpty Trumpty wondering why Canada doesn't adopt America's health food standards. The incompetence is staggering. I have a package of kirkland hotdogs that I purchased and am fucking afraid to open!! Because i am Canadian!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Touche. Still a meth lab. But at least people knowing what the hell they were doing. Reality is stranger then fiction.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was bullied growing up due to my last name and my brother was the highschool nerd. But my sister was the highschool badass. I fell in between. Being the youngest. I can imagine Hegsbreth (Kegsbreth). Patel (Pastel). And Lutnick (Nutlick). Deserving being bullied hence why 2 outta 3 are drunks
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dumpty Trumpty could learn this simple phrase since gold and silver is in it. "Silence is GOLDEN." "Duct tape is SILVER." Just saying. Please. Someone. Tell me you understand my meaning.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hence why the saying. "Silence is Golden. Duct tape is silver." Exist
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dear America. Its not Canada its you. There is a reason why Canadians think we are an Apartment above a meth lab run by Walter White and owned by Bill Murray.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still think Canada is the apartment that resides above a meth lab. Though we - Canadians - have managed to contain the fumes from our southern neighbours. The fumes grow stronger by the bmvery millisecond.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In-between 1914-18 Germany hated Canada. In-between 1939-45 Canadian soldiers were the original Stormtroopers who knew how to snipe and aim. Our attitude may be lax... but don't think we aren't a threat. Canads is nice till we aren't. Ask the Germans
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Germany. As a Canadian. DU HAST MICH. I have your back. And no, the Geneva lists do not apply. Russia beware. We have new fun ways to add to it.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Germany invades Europe twice through violence. Then pulls something akin to The Beatles in late 90s early 2000s that lasts till the 2020s by invading through music. I discovered Rammstein in late 90s. When I was a teen. I heard it being played at the Shawville fair 3 weeks ago.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=U5HA... personal thoughts. Almost 90 years after WW2 a German Band is playing in Paris. Germany has invaded the right way. That is a joke. Du Hast is the most metal love song ever and Parisian's acceot it.
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Rammstein: Paris - Du Hast (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Trump wants to have his name on everything. Lets name a prison. Trump-Epstein prison of sexual predators.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really want out of this reality. Isekai time.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a Canadian. We are the apartment above a meth lab. Trump. Kegsbreth. Nutlicck. Are cooking shut Walter White would be proud of
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh. Btw. Enemyfromwithin is a YouTube channel I watch. He calls himself a redneck trucker from Colorado. How come he makes more fucking sense than Americas fucking president? At least he articulates
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada is prepared for lean times and I mean no disrespect towards some of my American Cousins who are on our side and rooting for Canada. But the Average American is not ready. We will suffer. But we have food banks, healthcare, and OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENT ready to go the kilometer and then some!!!!
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