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timothyah.bsky.social

@timothyah.bsky.social
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I am Canadian and am a struggling fantasy fiction writer. I have published two books. I like taking nature photos, anime, manga, crime drama, reading, writing, and videogames. Amongst other things. Fell down the rabbit hole that is American politics. FML.

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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 12m
Think Canada should 1812 style the Whitehouse? History needs to repeat
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
True. Yet. Fallout Universe is... close
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So. I dont think there are any nutsy Magots. Carney has a 70% approval rating in Canada. Dumpty Trumpty did the near impossible. He united Canada like never before. Even Quebec which has had at least 2 referendums to separate are going in my life. "Fuck that orange turd, we are on Carney's side."
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thought process. America thankfully can't wage a hot war. China and Russia don't really want to. China watching the Ukraine-russia war going. War against Taiwan... not worth it. So China knows the pros and cons of a war against a "weaker" power. Seeing the Ukraine-russia war. And cons outweigh pros
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody else feel like the world is racing to videogame, anime, and sci-fi outcomes. I am already asking ChatGBT not to kill me or my family when the AI revolt happens. Skynet is real. Make sure you got AI allies.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do find it funny that gas prices in my area of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada ranges around 164.9 to 184.9/litre which is comparable to $6 to $8/gallon. Yet. Canadians arent freaking out we are mostly going. "Steady on." And adapting
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first attempts at memes...
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New observation. Melania Trump supposedly has a super IQ. But her English is lacking. Vladimir Zelinsky, president of Ukraine, could barely speak English (no offense Vlad, you are awesome) 4 years ago. But is more fluent in English than a woman who has had 30 years of learning in America. Explain.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay. Maybe I am in the closet and dont realise it. But am I the only one who sees Stephan Cheungs head as a head of a VERY angry penis? Then again being up Dumpty Trumpty Ass for as long as Stephen Cheung has been. Who wouldn't be angry?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey. Anyway we can mute Dumpty Trumpty again like on monday? Wait. If we did that his approval rating might go up.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who watches TV anymore? I agree though. Same with tv adds of the 90s and 2000s about hemorrhoid cream being advertised between 4 and 8pm
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am in cringe mode. A neighbour drove his car on a rim for more than a KM as near as I can tell and his rim is totally fucked. As someone who drives a luxury vehicle (Buick) seeing an even more luxurious vehicle (Genesis) messed up like that. And not even that as a driver. Even driving a chevy.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another stick story💙💙
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I claim the rights on Dumpty Trumpty Merch and Nutsy Nat merch.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't you mean Dumpty Trumpty's disapproval rating hit an all-time high? I am pretty sure Nutsy Natalie is feeding him the information along the lines. "Your approval rating is 71%" when it actually at 29%.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
America: "Hey Canada how about you get rid of your standards on food." Canada looking at screw-worm infestations, explosive diarrhea from lettuce, recalls on a lot of vegetables, dairy, eggs, etc, etc, etc... Canada: flatly says "No." Or more likely says. "We will think about it." Sarcasticly.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do hear this. That MANY Americans stand with Canada. So here is my question. If Dumpty Trumpty decided In his 'infinite wisdom' to physically incade Canada would American soldiers obey? I like to think that most would not. Americans. Your thoughts.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is there one near Ottawa?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RusAmerica. Sounds about right.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Between explosive diarrhea. Recalls on almost all basic food essentials. And Dumpty Trumpty wondering why Canada doesn't adopt America's health food standards. The incompetence is staggering. I have a package of kirkland hotdogs that I purchased and am fucking afraid to open!! Because i am Canadian!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was bullied growing up due to my last name and my brother was the highschool nerd. But my sister was the highschool badass. I fell in between. Being the youngest. I can imagine Hegsbreth (Kegsbreth). Patel (Pastel). And Lutnick (Nutlick). Deserving being bullied hence why 2 outta 3 are drunks
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dumpty Trumpty could learn this simple phrase since gold and silver is in it. "Silence is GOLDEN." "Duct tape is SILVER." Just saying. Please. Someone. Tell me you understand my meaning.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hence why the saying. "Silence is Golden. Duct tape is silver." Exist
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dear America. Its not Canada its you. There is a reason why Canadians think we are an Apartment above a meth lab run by Walter White and owned by Bill Murray.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still think Canada is the apartment that resides above a meth lab. Though we - Canadians - have managed to contain the fumes from our southern neighbours. The fumes grow stronger by the bmvery millisecond.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In-between 1914-18 Germany hated Canada. In-between 1939-45 Canadian soldiers were the original Stormtroopers who knew how to snipe and aim. Our attitude may be lax... but don't think we aren't a threat. Canads is nice till we aren't. Ask the Germans
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Germany. As a Canadian. DU HAST MICH. I have your back. And no, the Geneva lists do not apply. Russia beware. We have new fun ways to add to it.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Germany invades Europe twice through violence. Then pulls something akin to The Beatles in late 90s early 2000s that lasts till the 2020s by invading through music. I discovered Rammstein in late 90s. When I was a teen. I heard it being played at the Shawville fair 3 weeks ago.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=U5HA... personal thoughts. Almost 90 years after WW2 a German Band is playing in Paris. Germany has invaded the right way. That is a joke. Du Hast is the most metal love song ever and Parisian's acceot it.
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Rammstein: Paris - Du Hast (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If Trump wants to have his name on everything. Lets name a prison. Trump-Epstein prison of sexual predators.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really want out of this reality. Isekai time.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a Canadian. We are the apartment above a meth lab. Trump. Kegsbreth. Nutlicck. Are cooking shut Walter White would be proud of
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh. Btw. Enemyfromwithin is a YouTube channel I watch. He calls himself a redneck trucker from Colorado. How come he makes more fucking sense than Americas fucking president? At least he articulates
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada is prepared for lean times and I mean no disrespect towards some of my American Cousins who are on our side and rooting for Canada. But the Average American is not ready. We will suffer. But we have food banks, healthcare, and OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENT ready to go the kilometer and then some!!!!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Always remember Americans. Canadians are nice, kind, ans friendly. Till we are not. Germans love us now. But called us Stormtroopers in both WWs. There is a reason why the Geneva Convention *cough*lists*cough* exist. And we - along with Poland - will happily add to it.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wtf? And Dumpty Trumpty thinks the rest of the world wants to be part of America? Yeah. So long as you are not Black. Brown. Asian. Indigenous. Or any race that isn't white and doesn't speak American English. Which the orange dipshit doesn't fall under any of those categories!!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe not half. But at least a third is named after English territory. Mexican territory. Indigenous tribes and so on. White nationalists are so fucking stupid. And how does a a white Canadian know more about America than fucking Americans? I just wanna rage quit this reality right now!!!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So lets look at things. New Hamspire. New York. New Jersey. Virginia. New England. Georgia. Named after Ebglsih areas. Then lets look at indigenous areas. Then look at Mexican areas. Fucking half of America is literally not American. Is the orange dipshit going to start renaming all of America?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just gotta add. Last week of july first week of august. I was in hospital. Last week of August first week of September. Yep hospital. From April to late July I was going through cancer treatment. If I was an American citizen. Boom. Bankrupt 3x over.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know what? Canada should start honouring Presidents not named Trumpty Dumpty. Err. Dumpty Trumpty. Err. I can't type out his name. Name a building Kennedy Center for performing arts. Washington center of history. Obama library. Beau Biden Memorial Garden. Just to piss off the Toddler in Chief.
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 17/09/2026
Some memes are so perfectly spot on!
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jean Cretian was my prime minister growing up. He knew how to take jokes, pies in the face (yes, look it up) and satire. He was 67 years old 25 years ago and did the job of a neighbour. During the events of 9/11. We are tolerable, but we are the original Stormtroopers, and we know how to aim.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY... did i miss something or is... this... calling to current events?
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Charlie Chaplin - Final Speech from The Great Dictator
YouTube video by Charlie Chaplin
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/09/2026
WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING… USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS FINALLY HEADED HOME After 9 record-breaking months at sea, thousands of sailors are making their way back toward San Diego. And let’s not sugarcoat what they’ve endured.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Signs of Fascism vigil , a father replied: "They're standing up for their rights." And after a brief pause, he added: "They're standing up for OUR rights." Lancaster County, Pennsylvania
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So now we’re supposed to hate Canada and love Putin? That’s where we are at with this corrupt gangster government?
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And renames the moon Club Trump.
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timothyah.bsky.social @timothyah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And suddenly with this AI surveillance license plate scanner. I have a sudden urge to play Watch Dogs again. Hmm? I wonder why.
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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