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Tim Johns

@timoncheese.bsky.social
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Producer, BBC Radio 2, Jeremy Vine. News bloke. Audio nerd. Cynic. Prone to occasional camping.

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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This Jessie J cover of Defying Gravity from today is incredible! You won’t regret watching it (unless you hate music and joy) youtu.be/lSPP5N7-2DE?...
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Jessie J - Defying Gravity (Radio 2 Piano Room)
YouTube video by BBC Music
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I took this rather niche photo three years ago today. I started: “Would you mind sitting at this computer for a photo?” “…sure…why?” “Our editing software is called StarTrack” “Oh. Ok!” *Slightly bewildered*
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Keir Starmer on Radio 2 - asked if it's right that we could have a social media ban for under-16s within months: "yes it is". Although he does add "...or take other measures", presumably referring to a potential ban on things like 'infinite scrolling' or u-16 access to AI platforms.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Cool guys don’t look at explosions #CelebrityTraitors
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This Radio 2 listener sent us proof of their stress-inducing unread emails. But then listener Claire from Edinburgh took the gold medal with a staggering 523,321 unread. Beat that!
Email inbox icon showing 303,374 unread emails.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Happy 60th birthday to Thunderbirds. Here you go. A PDF instruction manual of how to create your very own Tracy Island: www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic...
bbc.co.uk
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
A vital plea from the BBC, along with news agencies AFP, AP and Reuters, to allow journalistic access to Gaza. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cVK...
youtube.com
The BBC Calls For Access To Gaza
YouTube video by BBC
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 12/09/2025
If you’re a uk politics/transport/urban policy person (you’re on Bluesky) then the winter timetable on east coast mainline will be such an interesting mess. The public in mid-sized towns slowly realising they’ve been sacrificed for faster London > Edinburgh trains. www.thecomet.net/news/2544425...
thecomet.net
MP says Stevenage 'paying the price' as LNER set to stop trains to and from London
Stevenage MP Kevin Bonavia says residents are "paying the price" for LNER's new timetable which is set to stop passengers from Stevenage…
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
beautiful - and even better are the nation’s best donuts in the car park!
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Loo scroll www.newscientist.com/article/2494...
newscientist.com
Smartphone scrolling on the toilet could increase risk of haemorrhoids
People seem to spend longer on the toilet if they use a smartphone while sitting there – and all that scrolling may be boosting their likelihood of getting haemorrhoids
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Love the effort to make it local
A Bournemouth Echo headline which reads: 'Emergency alert test to take place in Dorset and across the UK'
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
That’s the first time I can ever remember a guest getting a parking ticket live on air
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
M8 GET OUTTA THERE
A cat is stalking a pigeon on top of a fence
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Might start a petition to make it illegal to tag @ everyone in Facebook groups.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Bit tricky with hooves
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This dude landed on my hand and even hung around for a photo!
Butterfly on a finger
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
meanwhile people called Al are having to endure endless headlines about how they’re going to take everyone’s jobs, and how Al could change the course of society. Tough time to be called Al.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
For radio journalists, the iPhone’s built-in call-recording facility (since iOS 18.1) is incredible. Today I called a contributor on FaceTime Audio and hit the record button, then emailed it to myself and it was on air shortly after. There have been other ways to do this for years but this is better
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Eve Livingston @everebecca.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
🧵 In February, I got a message from Anna*, a female police officer. She was a domestic abuse specialist, responding daily to calls from women abused by their partners. But she was also in an abusive marriage herself, for more than a decade - and her abuser was another officer.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
incredible and detailed report. Just awful.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Chapter #1329 in expensive rail travel. We're a family of four planning a three hour journey next month. Return trip fuel cost by car ~£40 (plus car wear and tear etc). Return trip by rail - if booked with advance fares over a month in advance: £242. Sustainable travel, unsustainable pricing.
Screenshot showing a price tag of £240.10
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Waiting to board a ferry and spotted this excellent passenger nearby
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Strong vibes. Big muscles. Congrats!
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I have a lot of followers in America. If that’s you - why?! Am I on some random list somewhere?
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My niece hand-stitched this birthday card for my daughter and it’s 👌👌👌 I think she should sell them!!
A cardboard birthday card with a hand-stitched image of a cat wearing a party hat, next to a balloon and a cake with candles.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I’ve been in one all afternoon
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I’m open to roast potato pictures in return, thanks.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
this is wild (literally etc)
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Someone’s getting great value for money from their delivery driver.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 20/03/2025
It never fails to bring me joy that one of London's top guitar repair/maintenance people is called Kevin, has a workshop on an upstairs floor, and so has called his business "Stairway to Kevin".
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We took the decision today to voice up and read out, on Radio 2, every word of John Hunt's victim impact statement. At ten minutes precisely it must be the longest monologue we've ever broadcast. We did so with good reason - give it a read if you haven't: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Kyle Clifford jailed: John Hunt's victim impact statement in full
The racing commentator directs his victim statement to the man who murdered his wife and two daughters.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Nerd fact of the day: the ship and the tanker in the North Sea sea technically 'allided'. It's simpler to say it was a collision but some seafarers would say 'allision'. It's a nautical term to indicate a moving ship striking a stationary object - such as another ship.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Some people take recreational drugs and others get high off jet washing their patio.
A murky, mucky patio.A beautifully jet washed patio with gleaming grout. It really is excellent.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Right who's in charge of the PR for mice, please? Because they're having a quite incredible week and it's only Tuesday. (At this rate I guess the whole PR outfit is run by the mice themselves).
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It was well-known as Aberdeen before rebranding to Abrdn but is now returning to Aberdeen. The bosses complained of 'corporate bullying' after people ridiculed the lack of vowels. Guess the bullies won. www.fnlondon.com/articles/abr...
fnlondon.com
Abrdn ditches derided brand to rename itself Aberdeen
UK-listed asset manager drops brand introduced under previous chief executive Stephen Bird
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today I blew my nose record-breakingly loud. I simultaneously acheived another first - I'd inadvertantly left myself unmuted in our work morning meeting. Took me a second to realise why everyone on the screen looked so shocked.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Can’t believe I didn’t have ‘sinkholes’ on my ‘perennial news stories’ list until today. What else am I missing? docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com
Perennial News Stories
Couple distraught as Virgin Media sends bill of £££ for dead parents’ account Parents fight school fine for taking children out of school during term Peacocks annoy villagers by being noisy and peck...
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Did you know it never rains in Scotland?
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Yes please #sunset
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's Radio 2's 'Piano Room Month' which is all the excuse I need to post my absolute favour cover from last year's. What a banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCHz...
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Beverley Knight - Just (Radiohead cover) Radio 2 Piano Room
YouTube video by BBC Music
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
According to YouGov 86% of people think using speakerphone in public is unacceptable. Can we round up the remaining 14% and throw their phones in the sea?
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If you want to recreate the feeling contestants get on the Traitors when they spot a ‘murder letter’ sitting on their hotel chair, peek inside your young children’s bags at the end of the day to see if they have received yet another party invitation.
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hmm I can’t find the setting in the news app to turn off the push alerts that aren’t news
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
'AI please tell me how to stop Microsoft endlessly making their products slightly harder to use and why 40 years after it was inveted is it still a nightmare to format anything on Word thanks x'
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
neighbours'
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
pretty disconcerting isn't it. I was outside and it's so loud I could hear it going off in neighbour's houses
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
❤️
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Presented with no context, I love that these two texts from listeners came in back-to-back
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Tim Johns @timoncheese.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The story of the week that you might have missed is about the woman who set a reminder on her phone to smuggle a golden gun into Australia (she was travelling to Australia to attend clown school)
amp.theguardian.com
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year | Gun control | The Guardian
Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia to attend clown school with the gold-plated pistol, worth about $3,000, in her luggage
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