Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The White House physician pronounced Trump in "excellent health" and attributed the President's condition to a sort of human pickling process caused by a combination of toxic narcissism, insatiable resentment, and there being no justice in a fundamentally cruel and indifferent universe. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I imagine RFK Jr.'s brain gives off an odor like a bad tooth. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 28/03/2025The Siberian flying squirrel just wants to watch the world burn. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 28/03/2025My go-to karaoke song is whimpering softly while curled on the floor in a fetal position. I mean, really any song could be playing, so, I guess Wonderwall? 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Just saw how I spelled "their", which I'm going pretend is a meta-joke about human fallibility. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 26/03/2025You know who history's greatest monster is? That guy I accidentally included on my top secret group text. What a piece of shit! 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I feel like this hit me way later than it should have. I'd like to believe I'm not a docile idiot, but at some point, I did have that realization that, "Oh, these are just humans doing there jobs." 110
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 24/03/2025There's no ointment for a broken heart, Amazon. Stand by for a class action lawsuit. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 22/03/2025When you're born loving the Bible and the Constitution, you don't have to bother reading that shit. You just channel the freedom vibes. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Interesting! I'm kind of fascinated by nature vs nature questions. There have been some studies done that show we may be biologically predisposed toward certain political worldviews, although that's hardly uncontroversial. In any case, unquestionably, childhood shapes so much of our identities. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 21/03/2025sump /səmp/ noun 1. a containment pit for waste water or sewage, as in a cesspool 2. a simp for Trump 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If only it were possible for a person to be crushed to death by an avalanche of their own deranged tweets, like a hoarder beneath a mountain of old newspapers. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I know it's hardly an original insight to observe that it's the psychology of an abuser, but I just feel like it warrants being called out again and again. 030
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Hey, if we put all those recalled Cybertrucks in public schools, maybe the GOP would care about school shootings? 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 20/03/2025"Environmental embrittlement" is also the technical term for Musk's reaction to any form of criticism. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 20/03/2025My theory is that most people, to some degree, spend the rest of their lives "recovering" from their childhoods. Not to say they experienced deep trauma, abuse, or terrible parenting. Just that kids are so vulnerable and impressionable that sometimes even relatively minor stuff feels huge. 131
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I sure hope I didn't miss any the violence against him. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 17/03/2025"...finally to put our technology to the final test...finally." 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 17/03/2025What unintentionally hilarious wording. "I've only ever destroyed lives remotely." In the future, Elon, if you're planning to hurt us, show up at the office in person. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I always felt an unearned kinship with Canadians because, despite my copious swearing (I am from NJ, after all), I am regarded as overly polite by many Americans. Also, SCTV and The Kids in the Hall. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 16/03/2025It's that time of year when Canada geese start nesting on traffic islands, airport runways, the precipices of hellmouths, and all the other totally safe neighborhoods to raise a gaggle of helpless goslings. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Yeah, the only good thing about how manically reckless and destructive this administration is is that they're demonstrating how untenable they are and accelerating their own well-earned demise. But no way is this some, "Sit and wait for them to implode" situation. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Admittedly, I am kind of earnest and naive myself, but I'm shocked and deeply aggravated at what seems to be a collective shrug by much of the nation. Maybe my perception is not the reality, but still... 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I've thought this, too. You could probably make checks and balances more robust to a degree, but if nobody or almost nobody has the will to enforce them... 071
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 11/03/2025It's a procreation cult, but humans are also disposable. This shit doesn't have to be coherent. I'd say there's less a death wish in MAGA than an absolute denial of anything the left tells them is a danger. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I just tried to follow a link in an article to this particular rule in the Office of Government Ethics and it was a little on the nose that the site told me the page couldn't be found. There was a site redesign, so it may not have been removed, but I still found it funny/not funny. 130
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Pitch: A version of Carpool Karaoke with participants that can neither sing nor drive. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025When is this "silver fox" stage of life supposed to happen? Because I've been stuck in the "dishwater possum" phase for a while now. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Any time now the Democrats will get someone to let them out of the locker they've been stuffed in. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Ah, that does cast a different light on it. Yeah, it's not an erasure or diminishment of racial discrimination to say it's one dimension of a class war being waged against, well, most of the damned country if we'd all open our eyes. 110
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025He appears to understand astoundingly little, but the way he gloms onto dated internet humor with such idiot glee really makes him seem like a defective pod person. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Rockford Files is an all-time classic. I love Gilmore Girls, but I swear that show increasingly had characters behave like entitled assholes, which would be okay if the show itself seemed to realize it. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It's hard to judge looking at just one side of it, but I can understand why a person of color would hear this argument as another "not all white people" position. Not impugning your intentions, but it can inadvertently come off as you framing their experience. It's an open nerve. 110
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I have little doubt that Vance probably walked into an easily avoidable situation to instigate a moment he could spin, which clearly makes him the shit person faux victim in this scenario, using his daughter as a prop. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025This guy pleasures definitely himself while watching the movie 300. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Vance is odious little ass-weasel and probably daring protesters to make a scene so he could turn it into a story. But when people on Bluesky say it's a completely fabricated encounter, I'm like, "It's not hard to do 3 fucking seconds of research." www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-con...thedailybeast.com‘S**t People’: Vance Condemns Pro-Ukraine Protesters Who Followed HimThe vice president tweeted his condemnation after encountering the protesters in Cincinnati. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025This definitely happened. It doesn't mean JD Vance isn't a complete bullshit person and likely deliberately walking into a situation to create outrage. www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vance-con...thedailybeast.com‘S**t People’: Vance Condemns Pro-Ukraine Protesters Who Followed HimThe vice president tweeted his condemnation after encountering the protesters in Cincinnati. 110
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Anybody who acts like trans rights is a negotiable, or worse, dispensable position, I always wonder if they even actually morally grasp what the issue is here. It's a matter of honoring our common humanity. It's not something to scratch off a wish list. 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 09/03/2025The only real coherence in MAGA politics is the assertion of dominance. 030
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 08/03/2025OH GEE DO YOU THINK SO I HADN'T NOTICED www.nytimes.com/2025/03/08/o...nytimes.comOpinion | Musk Doesn’t Understand Why Government MattersIf a business fails, it’s not a big deal. When government services break down, people can die. 010
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I get being fearful, especially if you're legitimately worried about your family, but Christ, the existence you're submitting to instead...how is that tenable? 020
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 08/03/2025What's interesting to me is that neither of some seem to be particularly adept manipulators, despite the legions in their thrall. 000
Tim Madison @timmadison.bsky.social · 08/03/2025We're close to reaching a plan to install cupholders. 000