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Tim Foster

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I write build tooling these days and still enjoy making developer's lives easier. I spent 21 years at Sun Microsystems, Inc, working on and around Solaris […] [bridged from mastodon.social/@timfoster on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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xssfox (crossy) @xssfox.cloudisland.nz.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
The software engineer pipeline isn't a pipeline but rather a pulsejet. We are in the exhaust phase.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
I would love to have been at the PCGB Boxster 30th Anniversary event at the British Motor Museum today, but sadly it wasn't to be. Attending virtually via community photos was great though. 900+ cars, and a massive variety of cars and colours. Who said every car has to be black, white or grey?
A rainbow of Boxster Spyders at the PCGB Boxster 30th Anniversary at the British Motor MuseumBoxster Spyders, from a different angle.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
FFS, muscle-memory: timf@ohia zfs list Command 'zfs' not found, but can be installed with: sudo apt install zfsutils-linux # version 2.2.2-0ubuntu9.4, or sudo apt install zfs-fuse # version 0.7.0-25
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
I just had to use "ai;dr" in a Slack response. And so it begins.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
This is incredibly positive. If Walter Röhrl likes the electric Boxster, that’s all the justification we need! Roll on 2028. www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars… #boxster #porsche
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
The Porsche Club Ireland posted photos of the Kirkistown track day back in September. Here's a few of me at the wheel. #porsche #kirkistown #boxster
A 2010 987.2 Boxster on the circuit at KirkistownA 2010 987.2 Boxster on the circuit at Kirkistown, heading down the home straight at speed.A 2010 987.2 Boxster on the circuit at Kirkistown
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
This is lovely: ma.ttias.be/9000-rpm
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9000 RPM is faster than your screen refreshes
9000 RPM. That’s how fast a modern sports car engine can rev. I know that number, but I can’t quite _visualize_ it. The math is simple: 9000 revolutions per minute is 150 per _second_. The screen on my laptop doesn’t even refresh that often. 🤯 That crankshaft is spinning faster than the display you’re reading this on can draw a frame. To help picture this, I built an animation: random.ma.ttias.be/boxermotor . Watch the videoThe boxer-6 from the Porsche 911 GT3, running at 1/50th speed Turn the ignition , hold the gas pedal or the spacebar, and it revs up to the redline. There are 4 engine layouts in there: an inline-4, a 60-degree V6, a boxer-6 and a flat-plane V8. Each one gets its own crankshaft geometry and firing order. The pistons should move the way that engine moves under the hood. Watch the videoThe flat-plane V8 rotating past head-on: two banks of four, one crankshaft down in the vee. At full throttle the whole thing turns into a blur. Kind of hard to even capture on video here. At 60fps the crank makes 2.5 full turns between frames, so all you capture is blur. If I could capture this at 150 fps, and hold it at full throttle, it would look like a static image, every frame capturing the same position. So you can slow it down instead. Drop the time control to 1/50x and a single revolution crawls by, one piston at a time, giving you time to _imagine_ doing this 150 times per second. Combustion engines are amazing pieces of tech. Have a play with it . It’s another one in the random tools collection of PWAs , which is where all these end up.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Current rsync runtime: 2h4m - FML.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
So this what it’s like not using ZFS on the desktop: waiting for interminable rsync processes, and praying the filesystem corruption fairy doesn’t visit. What a stupid downgrade, but at least I’ll be “compliant” whenever this finishes. Yay.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Stupid corporate red tape.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Yesterday’s weather was of course perfect and I spent it working in the garden. Mustn’t grumble.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
@jperkin oh please no... I don't mind if you get AI to write the code, but please write your own comments to make it clear to the reader you know what it's doing...
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Yesterday: me complaining at engineers for using 1-line commit messages. Today: me looking at AI-generated commit messages, and actually losing the will to live.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Kirkistown went well - my time at CAT Driver Training at Millbrook over the summer stood me in good stead, and I was able to keep up with some more powerful cars as a result. I came home with less petrol and a few less mm on the tyres, and some excellent memories. #porsche #kirkistown #pci
996 GT3 CompGT4911SAn array of Porsches from Porsche Club Ireland with the odd hanger on from R27 (Northern Ireland) PCGB
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Up bright and head off to kirkistown.com. First time track-day for me. Let's see how this goes! #porsche
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Kirkistown Racing Circuit
Home of the 500 Club
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
@jperkin Good luck! Our last will be starting uni next year, though he's making noises about Belfast universities, so that'll be nice!
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Our daughter is now back over in university, and the house feels a little emptier again 😢
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
@mhoye @mxk @Alanc @darrenmoffat On the plus side, Solaris also has the nice save (courtesy of JBeck I thought?[1]) where "rm -rf $SCARYTYPOINSHELLSCRIPT/" saves you from yourself. [1] Looking at github.com/illumos/illumos-gate/com… suggests it […]
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
look at what the Password Industrial Complex has been demanding your Respect for this entire time (these are real inconveniences dreamt up by real sweaty guys in meetings): - fascist slop password managers (almost all of them) - registration forms that don’t allow automatic input and require a […]
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Today was one of those public holidays where you're looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow for the rest. Very achievey, but not relaxing at all.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
The BBC bringing back #topgear feels like a miss already. Couldn't they just pay Amazon all the money to syndicate that new Car Throttle / Francois Bourgois show instead?
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Yep, sounds familiar. I can remember some genuinely terrifying landings. (it has been too long since I last flew in to Wellington, alas) www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/…
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‘Like a seagull in a stiff breeze’: what it’s like flying into Wellington, the world’s windiest city
Anyone who has frequently landed in New Zealand’s capital has a hair-raising story to tell, and this year’s ‘super’ El Niño could only intensify the winds
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Waldo Jaquith @waldoj.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@botofunusualsize/1… Introducing @botofunusualsize. Each day it posts a single clip from "The Princess Bride."
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Wow, the skies are all cloudy, dark, and miserable over Northern Ireland right now. Business as usual. #eclipse
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
@craigmorgan I know! I couldn't feel any sores in the disc itself so I'm not entirely sure what it was grinding against. Perhaps it's best if we we don't think about that bit. Cleaned and replaced pads and pin using Ceratac instead of copper-slip... you know, while we were there.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
I decided to investigate a weird car behaviour today: very occasionally, when turning right, I’d get an unpleasant grinding noise from the rear wheel. No obvious pattern (speed, turn in angle, braking, etc) some days it’d be there, other days, nothing. So I popped the car into the garage and up […]
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nostalgia is a terrible drug: on how countries & people can succumb to the past and kill their own future. Featuring Trump, Brexit, mullets, lava lamps, Christopher Nolan and the band Space from the 1990s that you've forgotten about but were properly a thing iandunt.substack.com/p/nostalgia-...
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Nostalgia is a terrible drug
We've become obsessed with the past and fallen out of love with the present
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
My family decreed that my using a dinged-up 8yr old phone with basically no battery life, a cracked case, and which can't take phone calls anymore (unless I use a bt headset) is not acceptable, and that it's really time for me to move on. So, having only used android before, there's an iphone […]
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
The only downside: our rental was a Jaycoo 7, which I found to be an abysmal thing (and yet the 3rd best selling car in the UK?) Avoid at all costs.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
We got back from Slovenia today. It is an impossibly beautiful country.
A view over the rooftops of Pirana, Slovenia.Vintgar Gorge, SloveniaA view overlooking Lake Bled, SloveniaAnother view of Lake Bled, Slovenia
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
I got to bed at 4am. Sleep is for the weak* * and me as soon as I get the airport run done
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
Oh yeah. Getting into Dublin at 0145 with a 2hr drive ahead of us, and needing to be awake by 10am to bring daughter to airport. On the plus side, we realised it's a bank holiday in Norn Iron on Monday, so hopefully can sleep at that point.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
My day at catdrivertraining.co.uk was without a doubt the best thing I've done in a car, ever. Running the Boxster up to its grip limits, learning braking techniques on various surfaces and seeing how to optimise inputs has taught me so much about road driving at legal speeds, even the […]
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Hotel reception came to the rescue with an empty 2L milk container. A few back & forths with that and every other water bottle we had, and the problem was solved.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Also not impressed by the layer of crystallised salt on the bodywork of the boxster as a result of Stena putting the car on deck overnight. Not going near it with a petrol station pressure wash in this heat, so hoping it won't have any adverse effects 😬 Tempted to try rinsing with bottles of […]
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Milton Keynes was presumably designed by ex-Bletchley Park staff who were still obsessed by rotors, and wanted to install double-roundabouts bloody everywhere. Not impressed.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
@craigmorgan I can take it. I had a tube of ceratec, but bother-in-law said he preferred to stick (no pun intended) with what works for him. We'll find out in a few years, no doubt.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
We replaced the rear discs and pads on the Boxster today. Huge thanks to my fantastic brother-in-law for being the adult in the room: I helped with jacking, mostly passed him tools, asked *lots* of questions, and made the tea (though I will claim credit for […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A mechanic putting a very light coating of copper-grease on the face of a Porsche Boxster wheel hub.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
The first episode of "For the Record: An Incomplete History of Music" was pretty good - www.youtube.com/watch?v=quj8JVU-usw…
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
Car numerology: I'd managed to convince myself that no, I don't need to be looking at other sports cars, and decide to get in the Boxster to get petrol. Looked at the odometer, mileage: 85944. Gah! Worse, I got home and looked at the odometer again […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A 1985 Porsche 944 Turbo (951)
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
> In the past the British used to joke about Italy being a country where prime ministers kept changing all the time. These days Italy looks like a beacon of stability, and Britain has become the place never that far from another bout of political turmoil.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
> After Cameron was forced out by the result of his own referendum, another three Tory PMs were forced out by their own MPs (Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss) and another was forced out by the electorate (Rishi Sunak). Keir Starmer has been PM for less than two years, but he is about to […]
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
From the Guardian in their live-stream intro: > Good morning. Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of the referendum to leave the EU, which means that Wednesday is the 10th anniversary of the day David Cameron announced he was resigning as PM.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Cool. Now, can I have this with actual tyres please and not just thin rubber belts? #bmw #i3
The new i3 BMW with unfeasibly large wheels. This is not a photoshop!
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
Here are some of the #pcgb cars at the Stormont Car show today. I'm also really taken by this 944. #JustLookingNotBuyingHonest #porsche
Several Porsche cars at Stormont, Belfast, Northern Ireland.Several Porsche cars at Stormont, Belfast, Northern Ireland.A Guards Red 1986(1987?) Porsche  944, outside the parliament buildings at Stormont, Belfast, Northern Ireland.
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Living in Northern Ireland and just got a shipment of C4. (timf shuffles nervously)
A box of Gtechniq C4 trim restorer and a small bag of "Garibos"
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Also today, I discovered you can get cans of Garage Project's Pernicious Weed are available at The Vineyard in Belfast. #nz #hops #AllOfThem
A can of Garage Project's Pernicious Weed beer, from Wellington NZ
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
( see also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossl%C3%A9_… )
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Crosslé Car Company - Wikipedia
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
I've got a few more photos and videos (mostly Porsches, to be honest) taken at the Cultra Festival today over at: timfoster.smugmug.com/Events/Cultra… #porsche #pcgb #cultra
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Cultra Motorsport Festival 2026 - timfoster
The Cultra Hillclimb June 6th 2026. A lovely day spent out with the PCGB folks watching some historic motorsport
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Tim Foster @timfoster.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Had a smashing time with the PCGB folks at the Cultra Motorsport Festival 2026. Here's a Crosslé about to take off up the hill: #croslé #pcgb
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