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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

"Sora comes back just for his girlfriends and boyfriends... That boy is addicted to love I say..."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

OMEGA haven't done much for Samsonite in a while.

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

"Very well... I'll just do it to someone else." [Uncle Samsonite then snatched the card and with a wave he was gone.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

"May I take one Child... I wish to purchase Branded Soda and Ginuwine CD's."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

"He's been well... From what I've seen."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

"It's been oh so long my children... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧?" [𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐍.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

OMEGA if I've made the uncle... Might as well make the Knight who put him down first.

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite was just stood there holding a radio...? He'd then plug it in as a PHAT... beat dropped and he began dancing? Was he challenging Dee Dee to a dance battle?]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

"Hmm..." [His face looked positive for a moment but then... It turned to rage.] "This... IS NOT A PHAT BEAT." [He'd roar as he charged at Dee Dee.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

"Hello Sweet Child..." [His grin extended as he grabbed the newspaper and threw it into the southern hemisphere.] "I came because I heard a beat..." [His head extended to be directly infront of Dee Dee.] "WHERE IS IT..."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

OMEGA I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite just appeared infront of her but the newspaper covered his body only his head being visible.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

OMEGA I got ginuwine blasting in my ears rn so had to give the goat one.

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

"Jesus Afton... Give it a damn rest will ya." [Uncle Samsonite is just watching him.] "You're too old to be arguing with kids."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

"Well of course not... Grab a club." [Uncle Samsonite grinned.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social @alllineedisyou.bsky.social [One of the doors just swung open as Samsonite entered...] "I think you've had long enough." [He'd first smash both their heads together so they went unconscious and then he just threw them under a bridge leaving them to wake up.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[They walked through the door and who did they see on the other side... It was Samsonite.] "Now what did I say about escaping your containment..."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite's eyes widened... Was that... Ginuwine?] "OH THIS IS MY JAM!" [He'd immediately walk out of the closet and begin busting a fucking move.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite went through his doors till eventually... He found it.] "perfect..." [He'd whisper.] "Now to lure them in..." [He'd begin making noise to draw Dee's attention to the closet.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

OMEGA I WANNA INTERACT WITH KIKU SO BAAAAAAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite then placed his hand upon Max's head and in a puff of smoke sent him to the domain of Uncle Samsonite.] "He can stay there for a while... The sweet sounds of Ginuwine should cure that disease he's infected with."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[STEP... STEP... STEP...] "Why Hello There..." [Uncle Samsonite appeared behind the Husk... just grinning as he pet it like a dog.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

"He's become a god blue boy..." [Uncle Samsonite appeared behind Rock.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite's grin widening as he hears this...] "She's going to her home... Maybe one of my domains doors leads to her home then I can bring her to my domain and absorb this power for myself." [Uncle Samsonite slipped back into his domain beginning to search for a door.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite watched the revived girl from nearby.] "Seems everyone's excited for the kids return... They must be powerful with that eye..."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

@homes1ckness.bsky.social [You're asleep when suddenly... You're closet begins rumbling? Will you check it out.]

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

OMEGA This is so funny for some reason.

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[Uncle Samsonite levitated above the husk ginuwine blasting as he was grinning at the husk before he destroyed it.] "Welcome to the domain... OF UNCLE SAMSONITE."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

"A girl with a purple eye has descended from the heavens to help these mortals in this fight..." [Uncle Samsonite laughed.] "They truly are getting desperate..."

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Uncle Samsonite @timetohavesomefun.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

[There's rumbling inside the closet... Will you open it?]

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