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Ethan J. CarColder!

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
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I'll free you all. I promise. pseudoimmortal.straw.page #MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP // some dark themes ahead! // Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline) //just @ me to int!! //tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky //written by Elli!

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You're acting surprised she makes out with the statue. She did it a year ago if I remember correctly.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
*He has burst out of his "grave".* Moon, you say?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
// honestly if bsky showed a little icon if a different account had a notification i'd be more active on ethan than i usually am
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
*Heard Disney mention the Moon.* Not if I piss on it first.
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Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
// just gonna repost this. pumpkin is a good friend of mine, and i don't want her to suffer. pitch in in any way you can.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
*WHEEZING.* HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Lemme guess, he is... gay? *WHAT*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh... *Squinting.* Who are ya?-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
MY RRIIBS!-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Beep- Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks. pseudoimmortal.straw.page
pseudoimmortal.straw.page
pseudoimmortal's strawpage
pseudoimmortal's strawpage
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Congrats, bossman! I came back with better mental health, is that okay?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Alright, who missed me?-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oops. 💧
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I. Am SO sorry. For not telling you all I was on vacation!!
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
YEAH, AND I REMEMBER THAT YOU DID THAT, TOO. 💧
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well, that's good to hear, eheh! *Ethan chuckles.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber* Something just happened.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
// as an apology for inactivity on this specific account (i'm WAY more active on edd's account sorry) have this that i just made // Character Select - Ethan
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
// i'm gonna try something on the edd account real quick, see if it fixes the shadowban
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
// yoooo welcome back // i'm still an exception to the mdni thing right-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
// wait kiku's back?-
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
// STIIIILLL nothing from bluesky support... it's been at least 3 or 4 days idfk
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
// Shadowban? S... Shadowban? // You mean... STOP NOTIFYING!? // Well... I mean... If you want to! // I mean, it was just gonna be a special post, but... alright!
A mock up of the writer mimicking one of Tenna's poses.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
// WHY does it keep happening. WHY does the shadowban keep happening.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
// little bit of vent art because of the recent thing happening between me and bsky's fuckass shadowban
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
// little bit of vent art because of the recent thing happening between me and bsky's fuckass shadowban
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
// a bit upset rn // i genuinely like writing on the edd account, but i managed to be TOO active on it, and it resulted in a shadowban. // i used a site, it claims i'm not shadowbanned, but no one gets my notifs there. it's making me genuinely upset bc of the amount of muse i have for him rn.
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Edd [ARCHIVED]! @sok-edd-archived.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Is... is anyone else out here? Hellooooo? *Edd is calling out.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Most likely. Not like there's not crazier.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Oh, hey man. Long time no see. *Once again, Ethan will not question. He just knows that if Courage knows, then it's probably worse than hell.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Eh, mine too, most likely. *Ethan contemplates having a smoke, but given he's talking to a child, he won't. That's just improper.* They were awful to me. Like, drove me to near insanity, awful, y'know?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
// ethan comes back, casually implies a horrible child is in hell, leaves /hj
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Good idea... and I'm not even gonna question that the soul is M.I.A. right now. It's probably where it belongs. *Ethan glances at the floor. Ooooh.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*Ethan just... facepalms, a free hand tugging at his scarf.* Next time, kiddo, if something's sealed up, there's probably a reason WHY they were sealed up, a'ight?
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
/THAT'S/ WHAT YOU TOOK?! THE GREAT EVIL I WAS TOLD TO CONTAIN?!?! *Congrats; he's mad.*
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You did what.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Maybe I shouldn't go to sleep as often as I do...
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I-I don't know, man, but something definitely happened.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
....Something just happened.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
// FOLKS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I MADE // youtu.be/o17c33WcWdA
youtu.be
Ethan Disruption Sprite Test
YouTube video by AmongUsSquidward
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Edd [ARCHIVED]! @sok-edd-archived.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
// edd: hm something feels off // ethan:
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a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a rainbow in the background .
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I'm so unbelievably cooked.
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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
...I'm so fucked.
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