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American Robespierre

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MAKE THE GUILLOTINE GREAT AGAIN AINT NO WAR BUT THE CLASS WAR - ACT ACCORDINGLY

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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Keep living in 2016 blaming the Bernie Bros for your problems. Keep punching left, dipshit.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Classic but made in 97, so not eligible for my 80's nostalgia. Don't kill anybody for a few days. See what it feels like.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
LITERALLY the most quotable movie of the 80s (For me) Two dollars, rickys mom, street value of the mountain, Asian Howard Cosell and on and on and on. The best of the triumvirate of Cusak 80's masterpieces. (Better off Dead, One Crazy Summer (dont sleep on this classic either!) & Say Anything)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To this day every time I summit a peak that has snow on it I always make this statement.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DO YOU KNOW THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Movie deal with Disney ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This was the perfect way for Rob Reiner's final appearance to go down. Portraying Washington at his final address while Larry David SKEWERS Trump. (Brilliant assist by Kimmel) Watch the whole skit if you can. Chef's fucking kiss. Really puts it all in perspective.
usatoday.com
Rob Reiner skewers Trump with Jimmy Kimmel in surprise posthumous role
Rob Reiner has made a surprise posthumous appearance in Larry David's new HBO show for a sketch skewering President Donald Trump.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So the fireworks for the semiquincentennial are going to be pushed back until JULY FIFTH because a malignant narcissistic whiny titty baby cankles having megalomaniac thinks Independence Day is all about HIM? Correct? Thanks, Obama.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He didnt get all coked up for nothing. Its like when he takes a viagra, someones pussys getting grabbed. Otherwise what was the point?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All words are made up.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Its not even 10 PM and my neighborhood already sounds like its the Tet offensive. I can only hypothesize that this is what Dresden sounded like. Or maybe London during the blitz.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've yet to find the donut store clerk who appreciates this joke. One day
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American semiquincentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I Love This
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Redneck dipshits already lighting off fireworks a day early. Its non stop from all 4 directions. If its already this bad at 10 PM the night before how fucking bad is it going to be tomorrow night? May their sparklers fizzle, their fuses be wet and their black cats be duds.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Booooo!
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CAPE FUCKING VERDE WHAT A GOAL
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looking good, DR!! O - H
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why? Just take your shit and make it ours. Why ruin your perfectly good ballot access when we can just muscle you out. You've wasted it on milquetoast grifters who accomplish nothing. If its really not their party why are all the voters choosing them? This is only the beginning. Buckle up buttercup
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Im assuming you're the absolute authority on sucking.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Same dipshit that gave us this classic "Why Liberals Should Support a Trump Republican Nomination"
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I feel like the critical issue of this upcoming election is completely centered around one singular question regarding the right to exist. DOES HASAN PIKER HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST? (Your answer is irrelevant - He exists and he's glorious)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Exciting for the Sox as theyve been irrelevant since Obama was in office. As a Yankees fan in the midst of a 7 game losing streak I am about to completely Men In Black erase the game of baseball from my memory. Can someone dial me back a week or two?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lets hope the 7 PM game is better than this one.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Its honestly quite refreshing and fun. Furnace creek at 120 degrees REALLY lets you know youre alive. If youre gonna go, go when its going to be as hot as possible. Get the full experience.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trust me, plenty of people in the Grand Canyon. Same with Death Valley.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That red card is why I dont really take your sport seriously. Especially when it comes after some video review.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Those price tags say it all What's Wolverines actual first appearance and what book is worth 4x plus? Call me a snob but I go by value. Its half the reason I started collecting as a kid.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Did Senegal just get screwed? I'm not as versed on soccer. Was that a penalty? Did we all just get cheated out of another round of penalty kicks?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Let him have his golf cart and a caddy? Make it more sporting?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Canada Day! Robin Sparkles Dance
ALT: Happy Canada Day! Robin Sparkles Dance
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Teddy Roosevelt would have hunted Trump for sport Most Dangerous Game style.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why we invented inside
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I fucking love this story every July 1st. Bobby made sure he couldnt piss it all away. (Not that he did or would)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This would be the worst thing to happen to England since Brexit. Maybe worse ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As an American of Irish descent, I wholly support ENGLAND GETTING THEIR ASS BEAT BY CONGO Ok, sorry for yelling.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Opening of this article just SHITS ALL OVER Jamie Harrison and I am sooooo fucking here for it. Dude has failed upwards his whole career. A Podesta group stooge who wasted 130 MILLION to lose by 10 points to Bubble Wand Lindsay. Then he got the DNC chair job and absolutely positively shit the bed.
theguardian.com
Progressive primary victories have corporate Democrats panicking | Norman Solomon
The success of democratic socialists has led to an establishment backlash, fueling divisions over how to respond
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
THIS ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony announcing the end of physical games ends my console gaming. Guess the PS5 was my final purchase. Consoles are for peasants and filthy casuals anyways.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bigger crowd at the Melat Kiros victory party in Denver than there was at the National Mall for the MAGA Shit Fair.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I imagine this guy is humming Springsteen's "Glory Days" to himself while lamenting Operation Barbarossa.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's certainly not kosher!
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Peacock is $5.99 a month for me right now. Easy choice. I'd rather just watch it on mute than give a penny to the Murdoch's. Even when I can get FOX free over the air I've watched the Telemundo broadcast minus the USA matches. I actually listen to the broadcast for that one.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't see any CURDS in that picture! Filthy casual ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This woman is OUT OF CONTROL. Her crustacean obsession is becoming a national scandal. SHE MUST BE STOPPED! And WTF, where are the curds? Can't have Culvers without a side of curds and marinara. Filthy casual ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Frank Castle approves this message.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I dont take culinary advice from someone named trash panda ...
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