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American Robespierre

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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
LITERALLY the most quotable movie of the 80s (For me) Two dollars, rickys mom, street value of the mountain, Asian Howard Cosell and on and on and on. The best of the triumvirate of Cusak 80's masterpieces. (Better off Dead, One Crazy Summer (dont sleep on this classic either!) & Say Anything)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This was the perfect way for Rob Reiner's final appearance to go down. Portraying Washington at his final address while Larry David SKEWERS Trump. (Brilliant assist by Kimmel) Watch the whole skit if you can. Chef's fucking kiss. Really puts it all in perspective.
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Rob Reiner skewers Trump with Jimmy Kimmel in surprise posthumous role
Rob Reiner has made a surprise posthumous appearance in Larry David's new HBO show for a sketch skewering President Donald Trump.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So the fireworks for the semiquincentennial are going to be pushed back until JULY FIFTH because a malignant narcissistic whiny titty baby cankles having megalomaniac thinks Independence Day is all about HIM? Correct? Thanks, Obama.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Its not even 10 PM and my neighborhood already sounds like its the Tet offensive. I can only hypothesize that this is what Dresden sounded like. Or maybe London during the blitz.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American semiquincentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I Love This
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Redneck dipshits already lighting off fireworks a day early. Its non stop from all 4 directions. If its already this bad at 10 PM the night before how fucking bad is it going to be tomorrow night? May their sparklers fizzle, their fuses be wet and their black cats be duds.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Booooo!
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CAPE FUCKING VERDE WHAT A GOAL
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I feel like the critical issue of this upcoming election is completely centered around one singular question regarding the right to exist. DOES HASAN PIKER HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST? (Your answer is irrelevant - He exists and he's glorious)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That red card is why I dont really take your sport seriously. Especially when it comes after some video review.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Did Senegal just get screwed? I'm not as versed on soccer. Was that a penalty? Did we all just get cheated out of another round of penalty kicks?
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Teddy Roosevelt would have hunted Trump for sport Most Dangerous Game style.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I fucking love this story every July 1st. Bobby made sure he couldnt piss it all away. (Not that he did or would)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This would be the worst thing to happen to England since Brexit. Maybe worse ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As an American of Irish descent, I wholly support ENGLAND GETTING THEIR ASS BEAT BY CONGO Ok, sorry for yelling.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Opening of this article just SHITS ALL OVER Jamie Harrison and I am sooooo fucking here for it. Dude has failed upwards his whole career. A Podesta group stooge who wasted 130 MILLION to lose by 10 points to Bubble Wand Lindsay. Then he got the DNC chair job and absolutely positively shit the bed.
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Progressive primary victories have corporate Democrats panicking | Norman Solomon
The success of democratic socialists has led to an establishment backlash, fueling divisions over how to respond
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
THIS ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony announcing the end of physical games ends my console gaming. Guess the PS5 was my final purchase. Consoles are for peasants and filthy casuals anyways.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bigger crowd at the Melat Kiros victory party in Denver than there was at the National Mall for the MAGA Shit Fair.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I imagine this guy is humming Springsteen's "Glory Days" to himself while lamenting Operation Barbarossa.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This woman is OUT OF CONTROL. Her crustacean obsession is becoming a national scandal. SHE MUST BE STOPPED! And WTF, where are the curds? Can't have Culvers without a side of curds and marinara. Filthy casual ...
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've been watching too much of that WWII documentary lately as I was happy to see 2/3rds the axis lose today in dramatic fashion. PARAGUAY!!!!!
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyone else finding it a wee bit hilarious that the latest egregious act of "Anti Semitism" is Dan Goldman getting a free coffee? Thats what happened? Right? He bought a coffee and later the shop refunded his money because they didnt want it. Outcomes matter. Outcome of this? 1 FREE COFFEE
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"The effort to nationalize New York is going to fail," Sen. Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn.,"What happened in New York will be really irrelevant by the time of the elections in November." Fuck stolen valor @blumenthal.senate.gov. He's up in '28. DSA primary time in Connecticut. You're toast, DICK.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Coming to a NYT column near you soon
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I love that this guy REFUSES to wear anything but a suit. He might put his jersey over it. He might jump into the pool. But whatever he does he's doing it in a suit and tie. Mr Debonair
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
To all the Bluesky shitlibs who support @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social - Enjoy your candidate and her islamophobia. Gee, I wonder if that plays well in Dearborn, Michigan? Vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social - The clear and obvious superior choice. @emmavigeland.bsky.social has her number below
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Mallory McMorrow Hits Vile New Low
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
BOYCOTT CBS, FOX and ANY OTHER RIGHT WING STATION
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy 100th Mel!
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Mel Brooks Surprised
ALT: Mel Brooks Surprised
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cabo Verde girls are hot.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Leadership. Time and time again he displays superior leadership.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How dare SHE!!! Two whole shrimp meals. In one day? This is clearly Kat's let them eat cake moment.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
New enemies list just dropped: Tom Suozzi (New York) Kristen McDonald Rivet (Michigan) Susie Lee (Nevada) Maggie Goodlander (New Hampshire) Josh Gottheimer (New Jersey) Laura Gillen (New York) Don Davis (North Carolina) Janelle Bynum (Oregon) Vicente Gonzalez (Texas) Adam Gray (California)
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After wins by democratic socialists, centrist Democrats unite to push back
Thirteen Democratic House members and candidates announced their support for an initiative that commits them to centrist principles.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/06/2026
Serving up a rent freeze.
Mayor Mamdani cuts and serves an ice cream cake that says “Happy Rent Freeze” to New Yorkers. Mayor Mamdani cuts and serves an ice cream cake that says “Happy Rent Freeze” to New Yorkers. Mayor Mamdani cuts and serves an ice cream cake that says “Happy Rent Freeze” to New Yorkers. Mayor Mamdani cuts and serves an ice cream cake that says “Happy Rent Freeze” to New Yorkers.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Even atheists agree with god on this one DSA or GTFO
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I am crushed. My disappointment is immeasurable. I don't know how I go on after this. By the way "cissing" is already a word that has a definition ... cissing: noun: the gathering of a wet film (as of varnish) into drops or streaks leaving parts of the surface bare or imperfectly covered
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
JD Vance thinks that Nixon authorizing a break in and surveillance of his political rivals is a nothing burger 12 hour news story. If they really have this laissez faire attitude towards cheating then just exactly WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CIA AND NSA doing right now to the DSA?!? (Holy acronyms Batman)
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I bet she's just a fucking HOOT at parties ... This shit is why the left always snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. The circular firing squad because someone was dared to be offended tangentially by something innocuous. Just cause shes a glory hole commando doesnt mean I have to give a shit
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Its called a LANCE! .......ELLO
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So Eric Adams is trending. I wonder why. Oh yeah .... Turkiye. He's going party hard tonight guys so hes going to be late to his shift behind that Wendy's dumpster tomorrow. Be patient.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Tyler Durden's World Cup Adventure
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Betty has point on bitch slapping Mike Johnson. I have dibs on first in line to piss on McConnell's grave.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is perhaps the greatest description of the Dipshit Cajun yet. Hey, Carville, GO TO THE LIGHT.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Jamie Harrison is such a blithering fucking idiot
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Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
ALT: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Get a load of this chode. He freely admits that extremism on one side fuels it on the other. And now he's apoplectic that the pendulum is swinging back hard the opposite direction towards Socialism. Fuck moderates. MLK Jr nailed the white moderate in letter from a Birmingham jail. Cry more
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Saw James Carville trending and was hoping he was dead. Nope. Just Cajun whining about the party moving left. One day he will be gone and I will no longer have to hear anymore triangulated centrist creole dipshittery.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Paul Goldschmidt fucking straight up OWNS Tarik Skubal. 2-2 - 2 HRs tonight and is 7/12 overall with 4 HRs vs the Tigers ace.
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American Robespierre @time4robespierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
CNN headline "House Democrats’ anxiety rises after wins by Mamdani-backed candidates: ‘Are we going to let them take over the party?’" You have no choice motherfucker. Like the Tea Party before the actual rank and file is going to take this party by sheer electoral force. Deal with it.
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