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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The backward-toothed brother got a hat trick? Here I was having a nice day.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have never asked for car advice. Yet, somehow, men keep talking about cars to me. We're doing tequila shots at a bbq, don't talk to me about winter tires. I don't care and never will.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time I get a spam text about how I shouldn't vote for Abdul El-Sayed it's always because he supports a policy that 1) he doesn't, and 2) I wish he did and would only make me like him more. Like, no, he doesn't want to defund the police. But I, as a lefty, do and wish he also did.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Abdul's win has given me many days of dopamine. I also got a new kitten the Saturday before, so that might be a part of it...
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gotta love anxiety. I walked into my friends house to feed her cats while she's out of town and my brain fully expected to be shot with a gun by her Dad. No one is home, but every time I pet/house sit, my brain insists I am, in fact, committing a home invasion.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If I had a nickel for every movie I've watched this month that included bus handjobs, I'd have two nickels. Which is weird, especially because I've only watched like 4 movies this month...
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The economy is so fucked my local Papa Johns takes EBT now.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You can if the intended vibe is Bad
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#supergirl was great. Loved it, go see it. That being said... Can someone make that man in his literal 30's use some of the money from his full-time job to buy a damn couch? One armchair is unacceptable at his big age.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Considering another 160mg of caffeine. I think that would fix this. Nothing is wrong. I just feel that sitting on my couch on my day off is somehow wasteful because I am an ✨️American✨️
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My unhinged (and probably stupidest) #timdrake headcanon is that there is a conspiracy online that he is the one who hired Captain Boomerang to kill Jack. The reasoning being that Tim wanted his inheritance faster and didn't want Jack to have a chance to change his will to include Tim's stepmom.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Girl, they're just not into you" is often excellent advice, in both platonic and romantic relationships. Directed to any gender. I, however, am insane. So I must let this destroy me. You should pursue mutual relationships, though. You deserve happiness and respect!
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I will never not get mad about the #timkon shippers who do nothing but shit on #timbern for reasons that are hard to read as anything besides insidious homophobia.
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timdrakestoaster.bsky.social @timdrakestoaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
HOW DARE YOU REJECT THE LUSCIOUS WATERS OF HAPPINESS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY COME FROM A FRESH WELL OF MARBLE INSTEAD OF THE HEAP OF OLD STONES YOU'VE PICTURED IN YOUR MIND?
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