Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DUM.. DUM.. DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM… (Eastenders theme under) … 131
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Battle of Britain commemoration at Westminster Abbey apparently … 011
Reposted by Tim CraigMark Bowles @markabowles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Looking forward to seeing fellow writers and readers tomorrow for the launch of How Do People Stay the Same. I believe there’s room for a few more so please come along: 064
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think people should cut them some slack. It takes a while to change out of your balaclava and hoodie and then back into uniform. 010
Reposted by Tim CraigSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kent police said 'no arrests were made' of the people who blocked a port and roads. There's your two-tier policing, folks www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...bbc.co.ukPort of Dover delays: Disruption as masked 'stop the boats' protesters block roadsHundreds of demonstrators, wearing black with their faces covered, caused delays to traffic reaching the port. 1061846817
Reposted by Tim CraigDaryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that 289278953815
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comSuper Grover in Knight Helmet and CapeALT: Super Grover in Knight Helmet and Cape 010
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Punched and Kik-ed its way through my front door earlier. Darkly funny, wonderfully unsettling stories (and fabulously illustrated too.) Well, what else would you expect from @kiklodge.bsky.social? Get your hot copy from @stanchion.bsky.social ! 185
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Was just thinking about this piece today too. Thanks Rebecca! 😉🙏 042
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Thanks so much Rebecca. Funny, I was just thinking about this piece this morning! Really pleased you liked it. Thanks again for posting 🙏 010
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026And very fine it is, too… Congratulations! Sunshine, Sauvignon and celebratory sorbet all round… 👏👏👏 110
Reposted by Tim CraigStanchion @stanchion.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Happy publication day to @kiklodge.bsky.social!! "Enter a world of desperately funny, offbeat & often emotionally isolated characters, like a woman with a penchant for BDSM having a heart-to-heart with Maria Von Trapp in the waiting room at the gynaecologist's office" - @megpokrass.bsky.social 0184
Reposted by Tim CraigCharlotte Weatherill @ckweatherill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Full of despair today. Massive lay offs in social sciences and humanities across the country, Burnham puts out a video saying 'AI can write an essay', and my university is busy integrating co-pilot into all staff and student computers. We are being told we're defunct and there's no resistance. 351745459
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comParadise PD Ball WalkALT: Paradise PD Ball Walk 000
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comPeter Falk as Columbo GesturesALT: Peter Falk as Columbo Gestures 010
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Message from my daughter’s class teacher. She’s got his WHAT? 350
Reposted by Tim CraigThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t… 633626540
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026‘Nine Nietzsches dancing / Eight Kants a-milking / …’ 110
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026But isn’t that the whole reason they’re meant to be open? 110
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026On learning that our daughter’s new history teacher is called Mr Morgan, my German wife commented, ‘Wouldn’t ‘Mr Gestern’ have been a better name?’ #oneforthelinguists 140
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Had to read the header on this #bbcnews graph a couple of times. (Although I guess nothing’s implausible these days) 040
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A very pleasing thing to have a short story published in this very pleasing thing, (and in such pleasing company too)… Confingo Spring 26 @confingopublishing.bsky.social 1102
Tim Craig @timcraig.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I was in a band in Oxford in the late 80s (No, not THAT one) and we used to rent our amps from a shop called 722027, named after their phone number. Even the bass player could remember it. 000