tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i’m constantly saying this. i walk around, essentially every day, talking about my need for the sea snake. 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 05/08/2025they're saying this is the most normal order combination of all time 140
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 15/03/2025dust bowl in north texas is a recession indicator i fear 3967
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/03/2025what's funny is not only did he jump off a third-floor balcony but you can also tell he is feels soooooo dumb about it (he's fine) 1500
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 19/02/2025it is truly so genuinely annoying how prescient he was 0150
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/08/2023reading at a bar at midnight on a saturday night is either my newest low or newest high 220
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 30/07/2023at a bar being super normal hanging out with the penguin in the corner 070
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 24/06/2023i am going to use the haunted elevator that sign can’t trick me 000
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 22/06/2023joining another social media after telling every single person i meet "im barely on social media anymore 🤪" 010