tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 11/06/2026hilarious to realize modern warfare really sorta is my-turn-your-turn in some contexts. civilization was right. 100
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 26/05/2026i’m the only person reading parenti at the downtown round rock ymca. i was sure this place would be more of a hot bed for theory. 020
Reposted by tim catoKatie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026the tiny crevice between science and faith, the conviction needed for both, relying on miracles, fred vanvleet as golden calf, kevin durant's burner account, houston's front office willing it all to work @timcato.bsky.social gives the rockets their 'exits'basketballfeelings.comExits: Necessary miraclesIn Houston this year, Rockets fans began to believe again. It wasn't enough. 1122
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i’m constantly saying this. i walk around, essentially every day, talking about my need for the sea snake. 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026i see robert pattinson will be up to some hijinks, as can be expected these days (complimentary) 000
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026hubris to admit defeat vs. afghanistan 3.0 with the worst economic depression since oil became king and i'm genuinely unsure which path will be taken 171
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 09/03/2026the u.s. has been forced into strategic retreat from its trillion dollar investments in gulf coast bases because air defenses were overrun within days. this pretty much is the only option they have to 'reopen' hormuz lmao. (which is to say: they can't.) 4141
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/01/2026THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER remains yorgos' best, and he has many such films, i'm sorry to the haters, i hear you, but you are wrong. 151
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 31/12/2025“shut the door. have a seat.” is the finest episode of television ever made. 120
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 05/08/2025they're saying this is the most normal order combination of all time 140
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/04/2025love how if i were to say “it’s only gonna get worse” it could refer to about 17 different things and in my head i’m thinking of at least 5 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 15/03/2025dust bowl in north texas is a recession indicator i fear 3967
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 03/03/2025mavs (or previously mavs) fan survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... 195918
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/03/2025what's funny is not only did he jump off a third-floor balcony but you can also tell he is feels soooooo dumb about it (he's fine) 1500
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 21/02/2025deep state this deep state that when we will talk about the shallow state 160
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 19/02/2025it is truly so genuinely annoying how prescient he was 0150
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/02/2025sorry i don’t know how to post here but my home bartender yelled at me to get off x and mentioned baudrillard in the same sentence so i better listen 3250
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/02/2025‘a crow looked at me’ ok yeah i’m sad too get over it (i’m sobbing) 030
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 08/01/2025'climate refugee' used to be a good running bit amidst our friend group now it just fuckin sucks 030
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/11/2024(the most annoying pro labor guy you’ve ever heard) obviously like i’m not playing the crossword rn because they’re striking but can they hurry up? 090
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 13/11/2024damn my shitposting website is lowkey kinda having a moment… 2521
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/10/2024(guy who doesn’t actually think ww3 is gonna happen bc capital always wins) man i sure hope my fantasy football team wins before we get ww3 cus it’s stacked!!!!!! 070
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 09/01/2024at the bookstore-coffee shop-bar that’s playing the avalanches’ last album and i feel like a caricature of myself 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 03/01/2024sometimes i listen to u.s. girls and think there hasn’t ever been a better band actually 120
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 26/11/2023good red wines taste like cranberries. bad red wines taste like red wine. no i will not elaborate. 220
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/11/2023imagine if jeremy allen white had been cast as paul atreides 000
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/10/2023not defending myself just admitting that villaneuve’s dune is my comfort movie 020
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 23/10/2023pls explain why i stopped listening to jamie xx cus it doesn’t make sense to me either 000
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/10/2023love this app love checking it once a week and realizing maybe it’s not the other site but just social media generally that maybe isn’t the best for my (our?) brain! 121
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/10/2023doing the thing on the other site where i draft tweets i’ll never send. and like they definitely won’t change the world even one bit but they could impact my direct deposit for some reason:) 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/09/2023michael imperioli guesting in girls is so anachronistic ngl 010
tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/08/2023reading at a bar at midnight on a saturday night is either my newest low or newest high 220