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tim cato

@timcato.bsky.social
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didn’t use to have followers here i’m sorry

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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
hilarious to realize modern warfare really sorta is my-turn-your-turn in some contexts. civilization was right.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i’m the only person reading parenti at the downtown round rock ymca. i was sure this place would be more of a hot bed for theory.
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Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
the tiny crevice between science and faith, the conviction needed for both, relying on miracles, fred vanvleet as golden calf, kevin durant's burner account, houston's front office willing it all to work @timcato.bsky.social gives the rockets their 'exits'
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Exits: Necessary miracles
In Houston this year, Rockets fans began to believe again. It wasn't enough.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i literally looked like i was on spice
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i’m constantly saying this. i walk around, essentially every day, talking about my need for the sea snake.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i see robert pattinson will be up to some hijinks, as can be expected these days (complimentary)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
hubris to admit defeat vs. afghanistan 3.0 with the worst economic depression since oil became king and i'm genuinely unsure which path will be taken
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
the u.s. has been forced into strategic retreat from its trillion dollar investments in gulf coast bases because air defenses were overrun within days. this pretty much is the only option they have to 'reopen' hormuz lmao. (which is to say: they can't.)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER remains yorgos' best, and he has many such films, i'm sorry to the haters, i hear you, but you are wrong.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
daniel lopatin’s the best going right now
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
“shut the door. have a seat.” is the finest episode of television ever made.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
this score is so special to me
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
they're saying this is the most normal order combination of all time
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
me in the middle enjoying the news
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
tmrw should be fun
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
love how if i were to say “it’s only gonna get worse” it could refer to about 17 different things and in my head i’m thinking of at least 5
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
being Normal
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
dust bowl in north texas is a recession indicator i fear
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
mavs (or previously mavs) fan survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
what's funny is not only did he jump off a third-floor balcony but you can also tell he is feels soooooo dumb about it (he's fine)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
deep state this deep state that when we will talk about the shallow state
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
it is truly so genuinely annoying how prescient he was
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
sorry i don’t know how to post here but my home bartender yelled at me to get off x and mentioned baudrillard in the same sentence so i better listen
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
hell yeah
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
‘a crow looked at me’ ok yeah i’m sad too get over it (i’m sobbing)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
exclusive reporting for this app: trades!!
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
'climate refugee' used to be a good running bit amidst our friend group now it just fuckin sucks
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
(the most annoying pro labor guy you’ve ever heard) obviously like i’m not playing the crossword rn because they’re striking but can they hurry up?
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
basketball
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
damn my shitposting website is lowkey kinda having a moment…
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
(guy who doesn’t actually think ww3 is gonna happen bc capital always wins) man i sure hope my fantasy football team wins before we get ww3 cus it’s stacked!!!!!!
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
ok so yall weren’t kidding about HEAT (1995)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
jodie foster… i could be your true detective…
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
at the bookstore-coffee shop-bar that’s playing the avalanches’ last album and i feel like a caricature of myself
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
sometimes i listen to u.s. girls and think there hasn’t ever been a better band actually
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
🚨 dog at the bar 🚨
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
aiming for magazine writer at a dive bar chic
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
good red wines taste like cranberries. bad red wines taste like red wine. no i will not elaborate.
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
a handshake agreement to bleach our hair next summer
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
imagine if jeremy allen white had been cast as paul atreides
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
not defending myself just admitting that villaneuve’s dune is my comfort movie
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
being normal and hinged rn
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
pls explain why i stopped listening to jamie xx cus it doesn’t make sense to me either
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
love this app love checking it once a week and realizing maybe it’s not the other site but just social media generally that maybe isn’t the best for my (our?) brain!
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
doing the thing on the other site where i draft tweets i’ll never send. and like they definitely won’t change the world even one bit but they could impact my direct deposit for some reason:)
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
michael imperioli guesting in girls is so anachronistic ngl
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
reading at a bar at midnight on a saturday night is either my newest low or newest high
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tim cato @timcato.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
when i write a story
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