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Tim

@timc.eu
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CMO, e-commerce, brand builder, data storyteller, nerd, dad, husband and other labels

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Tim @timc.eu · 21/09/2026
Whenever some nincompoop nitwit says: “You don’t understand, he’s just outsmarting everyone by playing 6D chess” I’m just going to show this fucking tweet:
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Tim @timc.eu · 18/09/2026
Silicon valley really went: Listen: We can either build amazing tech that cures disease, and helps create breakthroughs, or we can steal everyones paycheck and build The Matrix. Let’s go for the moneys.
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Tim @timc.eu · 15/09/2026
The dumbification of MacOS continues with 20 of these “Do you want to connect this” warnings when you connect a USB device It desperately needs a pro setting
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/09/2026
The Antwerp City government: The tree culling will continue until morale improves
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/09/2026
Yup. Extremely annoying.
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Tim @timc.eu · 05/09/2026
AI people: We are not in a bubble. Also AI people: Let’s bid the 🤗 emoji Unicode to buy Hughing Face
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Tim @timc.eu · 04/09/2026
I just want to make sure you get some of the value I get from your tool which is far too good to be free. But I thank you for making it that.
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Tim @timc.eu · 04/09/2026
@thyng.bsky.social is there a yearly option to become a supporter? It would save some transfer costs for you and a lot of accounting for me. 😊
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Tim @timc.eu · 03/09/2026
Nice try. Still in the 30% though.
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Tim @timc.eu · 03/09/2026
Today’s orange nincompoop headline rewrite: Man who continuously throws allies under the bus flummoxed by lack of revolution in subjugated people.
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Tim @timc.eu · 30/08/2026
AI companies: our models are good enough to give insights far better than humans ever can right now. The insights:
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Tim @timc.eu · 25/08/2026
Build your business on LinkedIn. But also, don’t link out to anything that will actually build your business from LinkedIn.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/08/2026
Is dat niet een beetje zoals de pre/postfix “democratische” in dingen als de DDR? Highlighten zonder dat het bestaat?
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Jan Steurs @jansteurs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Och jom wij hebben dat gewoon elke dag.
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Tim @timc.eu · 11/08/2026
This isn’t a this should happen post. It’s a this is how it will be used post. I don’t agree with it, but this is the logical end point.
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Tim @timc.eu · 11/08/2026
I also want to make it very clear: I am 100% agreeing with you on the slop. But… Accounts like yours and ours aren’t where the opportunity is for this technology. We know what we’re doing. For millions of SMEs that is simply not the case.
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Tim @timc.eu · 11/08/2026
You’re massively underestimating how poorly these campaigns are run and how much headroom they have to grow. I agree that it can go the Slop way, but for millions of advertisers slop is a step up. This is where the money is.
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Tim @timc.eu · 11/08/2026
The reason why effective advertisers hate the AI systems now is because we dramatically outperform the average. To us it just lowers the ceiling.
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Tim @timc.eu · 11/08/2026
About 4.999.995 of those advertisers perform worse than the average. Having an AI agency work for them will dramatically increase the effectiveness of their campaigns, and raising the floor. Leading to them spending more budget, leading to a more efficient flywheel.
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/08/2026
Can we now collectively stop posting absolute idiocy on LinkedIn? No? Ah… was worth a shot
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/08/2026
If you think Meta has a “corporate” or a “consumer” play. And is going to be “a formidable force” in the leading edge AI fight… You need to put the GPT down. All of this will go into ads, because that’s where all the easy money is. And easy money always wins.
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/08/2026
For all you wannabe “AI experts” out there. Here’s a quick summary of why meta needs its own model. Meta has a 200.000.000.000 ad business. Meta has 9.999.000 SME advertisers. Meta can create ad agency level visuals, copy and optimisation with its own models, improving performance.
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Tim @timc.eu · 02/08/2026
Let me be clear. If the AI takes over the world, and if it’s Siri… I’m going to be taken straight to the extermination camps
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Tim @timc.eu · 28/07/2026
You know what I really needed? An AI assistant, let’s call it Kit, from Spotify that turns my fucking inbox & calendar into a daily fucking briefing.
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Tim @timc.eu · 28/07/2026
Society: we don’t want your AI Every single tech company:
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Silence of the Lambs: Wild Bill's Lotion Quote
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Tim @timc.eu · 27/07/2026
You have to hand it to Infantino, I didn’t know my eyes could roll that far back
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Tim @timc.eu · 24/07/2026
Oh look. It’s threatening tariffs for its consumers again.
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Tim @timc.eu · 20/07/2026
The world is healing
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Tim @timc.eu · 17/07/2026
Why is the Orange idiot talking about election fraud as if he and his merry band of spineless chums weren’t duly elected?
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Tim @timc.eu · 16/07/2026
78 Emails in the box, 78-emails. Open one and archive it down. 81 emails in the box.
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Tim @timc.eu · 16/07/2026
It’s intense, and it’s more the relentlessness of the intensity than it’s scary/gory scenes. It’s like a ratchet that keeps building tension, that only gets released right at the end of the second act. So, I’d say yes.
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Tim @timc.eu · 15/07/2026
Let’s talk The Odyssey. First 15 minutes are rough. Last hour borders on perfection. Closing message ties together our time with that time. A must see.
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Tim @timc.eu · 12/07/2026
You gotta hand it to the English. Just when you thought about how they needed to pan Argentina… their fans started singing “There won’t be any more rowing anymore” and now I’m cured. Vamos. #engarg
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Tim @timc.eu · 10/07/2026
Proud for the boys. Thankful for the past 12 years. Ready for the future. #belreddevils
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Romelu Lukaku Goal Celebration
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/07/2026
Whatever he touches, for whatever reason, eventually turns to dead ducks. #usabel
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Tim @timc.eu · 07/07/2026
Fuck off you fat orange fuck #usabel
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Tim @timc.eu · 02/07/2026
Reading the @vinl.bsky.social analysis of the #belsen match begs the question: shouldn’t they be at Schiphol covering the arrival of @onsoranje.bsky.social
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Never doubted it #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Never doubted it Clive #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
#belsen
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JJ Verhels @jjverhels.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#BELSEN
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Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
I’m not one to call for sacking managers but damnit Rudy Garcia has been trying for 18 months. And today it seems like he’s succeeding. #belsen
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Tim @timc.eu · 01/07/2026
Headline of the year contender?
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Tim @timc.eu · 29/06/2026
Apparently we’re doing crazy politics posts on LinkedIn now?
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Tim @timc.eu · 22/06/2026
Alternate headline: Monorail salesman says to buy genuine, bonafide, electrified, six car monorail!
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Tim @timc.eu · 22/06/2026
I don’t know but looking back… Maybe… Maybe… Letting a 1,89% margin popular vote margin decide major decisions wasn’t the best of ideas? Maybe number 7 can fix it?
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/06/2026
Football coaches get those resumes out. The Belgian head coach position is opening up in a few days.
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Tim @timc.eu · 21/06/2026
But @thyng.bsky.social might be onto something deeper than silly jokes
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