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TimBooWolfe

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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might not be entirely accurate since I have basically never played a MonHun so I had to guesstimate with analogues in other games, but (Also, the quiz burasut.com/en/monsterhu... )
Result from a Monster Hunter personality quiz that shows that my highest match was 75% to Rathian, saying "Fierce wheen protecting what is yours. Stable and aware of everyone around you." As well as showing some stats based on answers, some of which are sort of accurate, like middling sociability and ambition, or high caution and decent cooperation. But others seem more off the mark, like high initiative and low curiosity. 
Apparently 9.2% of other people who took the quiz got this result.

My second and third highest matches were Mizutsune and Garangolm with 63% each, but no descriptive text for those. I'll have to see if someone got those results and posted a screenshot to sate my own curiousity.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Y'all ever just absolutely haymaker yourself completely unintentionally?
Screenshot of a post of mine from Mastodon that reads:
"'It's been 16 years since I last [did a thing]'
...
'Wait, fr*ck (frick censored for comedic effect. It's not very funny), I meant that to be hyperbolic but that's actually accurate and possibly undershooting how long it's been.'

And so I have once again been reduced to dust for at least a few moments."
End post.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is this anything? (but seriously another solid cosplay 💅)
A two panel meme where the top panel is a picture of Puss in Boots (as he was in The Last Wish) looking scared, with a caption reading 'Gyaru Zeph isn't real, Gyaru Zeph can't hurt me.' And the bottom panel is Death (the wolf) with 'this cosplay' placed directly over his face, referring to the Ulrika cosplay Zeph is doing in the post this is replying to.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Don't be silly Noob. It's clearly Heatmor
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Four panel comic of two birds talking. The first panel has the first bird syaing "Aww, that lady was whistling for us." The second bird says "Hah. Yeah, now she looks like she catcalled that shirtless dude." In the next panel, the first bird says, "What?". The second bird replies, "Yeah she's gonna be super embarrassed forever thinking about how she whistled at a shirtless dude while trying to whistle at us.
The third panel has the first bird looking down, trying to puzzle out what its friend is talking about. In the final panel, the first bird again asks "What?" in a way that implies its friend is talking absolute nonsense. 

It's a meme format, the original comic link's back to falseknees.com circa 2017
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm pretty sure that's easily the most citations I've seen for one thing on wikipedia before.
Screenshot of a portion of the wikipedia page for insomnia. Specifically, the section under "Problematic digital media use". 
After one sentence there are ten citation footnote links.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Somehow, amazingly, still managing to avoid a bingo
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The fact that the closest I am to Bingo is still 2 spaces away is almost impressive.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Oh right you didn't count "leaving Tora to struggle" like I did
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Share your last four played games to expose your gaming habits.
Baldur's Gate 3Sleeping DogsCyberpunk 2077 (with Phantom Liberty DLC)Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Having a moment
screenshot of a search engine with the field filled out to say "why are wasps so shit at flying down to get out of the window they just came in through?"
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If you wanted to get your hopes up SUPER high for the direct in the morning so that they (and you) could be completely shattered when none of them come true, here you go! (I was actually gonna do more but I accidentally hit enter and since it's a goof I figured I'd just leave it)
Screenshot of me making a bullet point list of completely unrealistic expectations for the Switch 2 Nintendo Direct in the morning. 
The list includes: 10+ hour battery life. 
Free library of retro console/handheld games built into the system that requires some kind of convoluted button press or menu sequence to access. (The sequence is cracked and posted online within a day of Switch 2 release).
Attachable second screen accessory included in the box that works with the DS, 3DS, and WiiU games from the previous bullet point.
A built-in internet browser (finally)(again).
Free 5G support for gaming on the go.
Nintendo rep announcing that they made a mistake in last week's direct, and you can lend digital games out to other members of you NSO Family Plan online, not just locally.
Surprise update to ACNH (Animal Crossing New Horizons) that adds a ton of quality of life changes and gives villagers more depth.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
So I'm thinking I might drop Pokemon TCG Pocket.
A list of 3 Diamond rarity cards in Pokemon TCG Pocket with a price to trade of 120 of whatever dumbshit new currency that game added in to trade "high rarity" cards.A list of 4 Diamond rarity cards in Pokemon TCG Pocket, which are basically just your basic EX cards, but cost 500 trading coins or whatever nonsense to trade.A screenshot of my immersive art Pikachu EX. Literally the rarest card I have. And if I dust it for those trading coins I only get 300 of them. Crumpling up my rarest card doesn't even give me enough currency to trade one basic EX
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Gonna go ahead and assume this is down to the wildfires out in California. Hope anybody out that way is staying clear of all that mess.
Screenshot of down for everyone or just me dot com with a list of outages happening right now that goes from Github, AirBNB, Letterboxd and Hypixel pretty recently to Apple Pay and Discord as far back as last night.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Screencap of a Pop Team Epic panel with Popuko nodding completely (and falsely) self-assuredly. There's a speech bubble edited to say "That's how the game should be played." with a smaller bit of text with an arrow pointing at her that says "Has never played Hades".
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Here are a couple
Philly, famously not just camera shy but shying away from me all the time, requires candid shots. Candid shots are hard.If not the most turtles I've seen on sitting on that outcropping in an area I take walks in, then it's in the top 3 easily.Baby snapping tortResident cat in some kind of store I walked past at some point.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Like ???
screenshot of my playtime for Wizard of Legend, described with: "Timbrrwolfe picked up this game for the first time and was immediately hooked".
It was almost fully half of my playtime of all games for the entire year, even though I only played it in December for like 2 weeks.Baldur's Gate 3, my second highest percentage of playtime on steam this year. About a third of my total playtime. I played some in January, more in February, then didn't touch it until playing a little in December.

I have been saying literally all year I need to make time to play this game and yet I have not been doing that. I love adhd.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My steam replay is so funny because it's just: game I just got that I played a bunch for like 4 days game I've had for over a year that I've barely made progress on game I played during a free weekend game demo game I play once a year for 2 hours with friends.
My steam replay showing 5 games played, 37 achievements unlocked, 64 sessions, and 2 new games.
Most played games are: Wizard of Legend, Baldur's Gate 3, Dying Light 2, Fragmented City, and Long Live Santa.

It is a patently ridiculous replay.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped is very funny when you barely listen to Spotify throughout the year
Spotify Wrapped that shows 
Top 5 artists: Franz Ferdinand, If these trees could talk, System of a Down, Bruce Faulconer, and Nine inch nails. 
Top 5 Songs: Worldwide Suicide, Sinner, From Roots to Needles, DragonBall Z, and What’s in the ground belongs to you.

Less than 3000 minutes listened to.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Manga panel of a small anime girl saying "Ah, so it's like that huh? I understand everything now." inside of a word bubble. And then underneath the bubble it says "Doesn't get it at all" with an arrow pointing to her.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
All the candy corn I've been eating the last few days has finally caught up with me
A screenshot of Yamcha from popular anime DBZ laying in a crater, heavily wounded. Or dead.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
About a month ago a friend was asking me if they'd forgotten anybody on their hear me out and I mentioned offhandedly that probably somebody found an appliance from Brave Little Toaster attractive. So I'm glad to see I wasn't off-base with that assumption hahaha
screenshot of a discord DM that reads 
"I was gonna ask about robots but most robots that aren't humanoid tend to be more like...pet/friend-coded. But I guess there are things like one of the appliances from Brave Little Toaster that would fall under that kind of an umbrella.
And with how much that movie could scar people I could believe somebody's hear me out list could have someone from that

The fun things that happen when fear and excitement are basically the same emotions so it's easy to cross wires"
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I meant to post this yesterday but I was doing the Lapras event and the fact that this dude managed to get 2 KOs without evolving is very funny.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
So I finally saved up enough hourglasses to open 10 at once again and uh, got a few hits (only one of these had the opening effect of a Rare Pack)
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Going for the low-budget Alarmo Setup i.e. using the phone I already have to play game music as the alarm. No motion sensing but that's the price you pay when you pay none dollars. Also I've tried this a few times and, naturally, every time I've woken up before the alarm. Alas.
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Anyway, in better news, got my first Wonder Pick from a friend in PTCG Pocket and managed to nail the pull. So that was pretty sick. (Thanks @ivoryvee.bsky.social )
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
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TimBooWolfe @timbrrwolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Oops I still barely use this site but (also immortalizing a seasonal name I guess)
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