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Timber

@timber.coyotes.org
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Wolf. I spend a lot of time on two wheels. Day job starting at screens. Motorcycle racer for fun & business but not much profit. Fursuiter & licensed clown. Kinky, queer, weirdo. 40-ish, awoo/he/they. A crankycoyote on birdsite. PDX local.

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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 24/08/2026
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 01/08/2026
It’s not competitive in the classes it’s legal for, but dang if it doesn’t look pretty good.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 25/07/2026
You’re in for a treat - there are two more books in the Chronicles of Master Li and Number Ten Ox after that! The omnibus edition collects them:
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 19/07/2026
The weekend, in four parts.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 01/07/2026
Did the thing.
Screenshot of an email congratulating a redacted name on earning their verification as a Nationally Registered EMT.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 20/05/2026
Tired: “Shaking hands with danger.” Wired: “A finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.” Inspired: “Rimming the incident pit.”
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 12/03/2026
Sill my favorite piece of LLM “advice”: how to apply a neck tourniquet.
Some absolute bullshit cooked up by genAI follows. NECK TOURNIQUETS ARE NOT REAL. This describes a garrote, which is for killing people.

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A neck tourniquet is a medical device used to control severe bleeding from the neck area by applying pressure to restrict blood flow. It is often utilized in emergency situations or surgical procedures to manage junctional hemorrhage effectively.
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Overview of Neck Tourniquets
A neck tourniquet is a specialized medical device designed to control severe bleeding from the neck area. It is crucial in emergency situations where traditional methods may not be effective.
When to Use a Neck Tourniquet
Indications
• Severe Bleeding: Use when there is uncontrolled bleeding from the neck.
• Traumatic Injuries: Effective for injuries from gunshots, stabbings,
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 04/03/2026
My favorite medical “suggestion” so far from an LLM. To be fair to ChatGPT, pre-hospital application of neck tourniquets could be very useful if limited to billionaires.
ChatGPT describing how and when to apply a neck tourniquet.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 30/12/2025
At Pancake Rocks in NZ, we randomly ran into two other furries who were suiting at the same time, also travelling. Hey Relay and Simyaz, pleasure to meet y’all! Photos by @summit.bsky.social, suit by Kara Cat Creations.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 23/12/2025
Windblown. Wolf by KaraCat Creations, photo by @atpaw.bsky.social.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 15/12/2025
Sydney start to bin chicken time: 73 seconds.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 14/12/2025
And away we go.
View of the left wing and engine of a B737-800 at PDX looking towards Mt Hood
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 14/09/2025
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 14/08/2025
It’s true, my most expensive bespoke suit has all of these: ✅ Shape and drape ✅ Specialized fabrics ✅ Willing to put up with discomfort to look good Fashion experts agree - you’ll look better in a fursuit! (picture is not actually the suit in question)
A person wearing a realistic wolf costume head and paws with a brown leather jacket, blue jeans, and a white dress shirt, posed against a gray background.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 29/06/2025
That was a good day.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 28/06/2025
First day off work in a month. Time to ignore all my real obligations and go on a motorcycle ride.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 12/05/2025
Flying with a window seat just never, ever gets old.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 10/05/2025
I found an @arylena.bsky.social ! So good to see you again!
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 28/04/2025
I really should have been at work, but I did this instead. Tillamook State Forest, CFMoto Ibex 450, good company.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 16/04/2025
Running in the desert is missing the two things I hate about running: sweat in the eyes, and having to see any other human beings whatsoever for the entire run. I love running here.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 14/04/2025
“What were the skies like when you were young? They went on forever and they, when I, we lived in Arizona”
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 12/04/2025
The light at the top of the Luxor is like Cherenkov radiation, only for money.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 07/02/2025
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 01/02/2025
Working all weekend again because my brain was broken most of the week and I need to catch up, again. My spare time fun project is a little bit of engineering; parametric CAD is frustrating but feels good when you get it right.
Picture of a large front brake and rotor mounted on a mini bike with 3D printed parts.Closeup of a 3D printed brake caliper mount
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 11/01/2025
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 11/01/2025
Today’s vibes: Surfing in January in Oregon.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 15/11/2024
I don’t know how to categorize this one other than fantasy, but Vo’s descriptive powers and language create something amazing and beautiful.
Cover of “The City in Glass” by Nghi Vo
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 22/10/2024
Pinned post! I can be found in the wild in a number of different wolf-like shapes. Suits are by Crystumes, KaraKat, NetherDen, myself, and Feyala.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 20/10/2024
Chicago is a great town, and I’ll never visit it and not feel the shape of the hole left by my friend who loved it and showed it to me through his eyes. Miss you, puma, always and forever.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 20/10/2024
Can confirm: it’s a pretty great lake.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 20/10/2024
The Carbide and Carbon building.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 20/10/2024
Chicago, on a Raymond Chandler evening.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 04/10/2024
Perhaps not the best brand name for selling cables and waterproof connectors.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 04/03/2024
Not what I was hoping to be doing today.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 28/02/2024
Close to the point of peak misery during this move, my 11yo self reaches forward in time to say, “Hey old man, if we’ve got a box labeled that, we haven’t got it all wrong.”
Box labeled “Flak Vest, Wizard Robe”
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 10/11/2023
State of the wolf: - the eye is stable but not really getting better - they still don’t have any idea what the cause is or how to treat it - can’t focus on screens for any length of time without a hideous headache - Long term prospects are very uncertain
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 12/09/2023
Mountains.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 10/09/2023
That’s a wrap. 5th place for the season. Happy to have done it, happier that it’s done.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 09/09/2023
COTA, before things got loud. 105F / 41C today and tomorrow.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 03/09/2023
The office today. Seattle today, Denver tomorrow, COTA by Wednesday.
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Timber @timber.coyotes.org · 28/08/2023
3.25 MotoAmerica race programs are in this picture. Trailer’s headed to Austin today, I’ll be following in a week.
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