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CJ 🐯

@tigrestripes.com
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I'm CJ (he/they). I escaped from Joe Exotic's sanctuary. I watch pro wrestling and collect sneakers. I'm married to @bytepaws.gay! Nice to meet you! My icon is by @nakufin.bsky.social and my banner is by @cloverxstar.bsky.social! tigrestripes.carrd.co

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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 30/09/2026
Ridiculous. Try and do better, I dare you…
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 30/09/2026
I didn’t see you anywhere?
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 30/09/2026
Have you guys ever seen that clown that hides from gay people?
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 30/09/2026
You’ve got this. We had to put down our Garland over a year ago. It still sucks, but it gets easier, I promise.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
Every time I go to 7-Eleven in Spokane, I feel like I’m in “I am legend”
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
why THE HELl was there an ad in my dream?
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
If she don’t know this house, she’s too young for you bro…
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
Anyone into true crime following Lindsey Clancy case? How can people not find her guilty? psychosis is an explanation, not an excuse.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
I was looking at indeed and car sales person popped up. I would be terrible at that cause you kinda have to lie a little, but like if someone came in, and said that’s a little too expensive, I would be like okay you shouldn’t buy it then. You should go.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 29/09/2026
Love him or hate him, the “professor” got totally steamrolled in this debate tonight.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 26/09/2026
When I stopped doing drugs, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die, and because of @bytepaws.gay
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 26/09/2026
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 26/09/2026
When @bytepaws.gay and I went to see the goat, Craig Ferguson “I don’t care if you laugh I already have your money.”confidence on another level right there. He was badass to see live, btw.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 26/09/2026
Let’s all stay up. It’s been a long, long day, and you got the sandman at the door, and let’s do it anyway. It’s okay. Tomorrow’s just your future yesterday.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for drug addiction . He gives into his addiction, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels in college before I met @bytepaws.gay which also helped me immensley to give it all up.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
🎵make up your mind, and say let’s do it anyway. Tomorrow’s just your future yesterday. The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.🎵
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
I fully believe that I would have never met @bytepaws.gay if I had never discovered Craig Ferguson. I have major social anxiety, and he taught me how to speak to girls, embarrassingly, and a lot about sobriety from pills and cocaine. For those two reasons alone. I’m forced in debt to him.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
Watching Jackass with my dad. Producer:”how you feeling our last day of filming out last movie?” Knoxville:”I’m sad” Me in front of my dad…still gets me
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
Found this gem while cleaning this morning. Adult home decor
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 25/09/2026
American Horror Story more like American Boring story…
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Robin and Ted High-Five
ALT: Robin and Ted High-Five
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 24/09/2026
I’m not a video game guy, but so excited chainsaw lollipop is getting a reboot. Excited to introduce @bytepaws.gay to one of my favorite games of all time.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 24/09/2026
2 girls 1 cup
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 24/09/2026
You mad tho? Sorry, I stand with Converse
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry to say that someone hacked my private images on my phone . I hope @bytepaws.gay doesn’t hear about this…
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 23/09/2026
Going back to teaching after a 2.5 year hiatus. If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 22/09/2026
I just do my thing and try each day to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 22/09/2026
I hope what I do, (teaching), has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 21/09/2026
I’ve stopped doing illegal drugs since I met @bytepaws.gay over 12 years ago. sometimes I wonder if I could do it again just for one night. The problem is if I try it one night, one night leads to me waking up four days later with a tattoo, and a sore ass.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 21/09/2026
slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 21/09/2026
Took me decades. Sneaky little fella.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
walmart thinks i wanna put up my christmas tree & eat turkey in my halloween costume
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
If I start giving people what they like,I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
You gotta laugh because if you didn’t, you’d cry.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
It's the beauty and curse having a good relationship with your parents and talk to them every day. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Donald Trump does something stupid , and have lots to talk about, and everyone is happy.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
I got sober from pills and cocaine, which I enjoyed a lot in college I stopped killing myself with the drugs I began to think: 'Wait a minute, if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe living life was worth the risk. You can do it too.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
When I get a fresh haircut, and a beard trim, and look at myself in the mirror for the first time…
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Impractical Jokers Sal: I Love You, Naughty Boy
ALT: Impractical Jokers Sal: I Love You, Naughty Boy
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
Umm that’s extortion, sir. I hope whoever did this gets what they deserve. Sick people in this world, man
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
🎵my new red Converse, I’m gonna wear them, and if you start to make fun, I’m not gonna run.🎵
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
Honest thoughts on the “Converse” shoes add add add? Is everyone looking too much into it and just looking for something to be mad about, or is the anger justified?
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
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Cop Chases Thief on Bicycle
ALT: Cop Chases Thief on Bicycle
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 20/09/2026
Any single furries, or otherwise, the absolute best place to meet single women or men is not a bar, or pary, it is without a doubt a dog park. Went there this morning, and everyone is so friendly, and remembered me from when @bytepaws.gay gay went there, and we started chatting. You’re welcome.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
When trick or treating, and no one’s home, and they leave a bowl of candy saying “please only take one”
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
I don’t get people making fun of Carrot Top. He’s a republican, blah blah. He’s still a person, and depression, and suic**e is not a joke. I have been there before in college. Show some symphony rather than making it political all the time. Not everything has to be political.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
“Get the hell out of the cockpit!!” “You said…” Still makes me laugh. I’m a 34 year old man…
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
Wishing Carrot Top a speedy recovery. I’ve been there in the past, and it sucks. Anyone reading this, just remember you’re valuable, and you matter.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
Along with psycho, my cousin also played in night of the living dead. Bear with me. I’m just learning this after 34 years of life..wtf…
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
The coolest thing about me is my cousin played in the original psycho movie as a cop.
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 19/09/2026
When someone keeps going with their story after you say “wow, that’s crazy” 17 times…
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WWE Triple H Nodding Approval
ALT: WWE Triple H Nodding Approval
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CJ 🐯 @tigrestripes.com · 18/09/2026
Terrible…
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