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I mean, he *could* but I could also win the lottery and become the Queen of England, I suppose. And I know which is more likely to happen

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 4h

The shocking part of this is that it wasn't Polk county

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 4h

Florida cop hitting on a high school girl at a restaurant asked her if she wanted to see a dead body. He was subsequently arrested. floridadaily.com/two-pinellas...

During another encounter at the restaurant, Stanton reportedly asked the teenager whether she wanted to see a photograph of a dead body from an unrelated law enforcement call. She declined.

A sheriff’s office phone Stanton was carrying inadvertently recorded a 17-minute conversation between the two, Gualtieri said.

The girl filed a formal complaint with the sheriff’s office Aug. 26 and told investigators Stanton’s advances made her uncomfortable.

Coworkers reportedly described Stanton as “a little flirty” with the teenager. The sheriff said Stanton also referred to her as his “queen” when speaking with other deputies.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 13h

With next year being the 20th anniversary of the Cavemen TV show, ABC should celebrate the anniversary by greenlighting a Biberty TV show.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 16h

I have some bad news about your generation, though.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 17h

What the bullshit sponcon is this? Of course they carry wallets

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 21h

How was there possibly demand for another NCIS show?

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 23h

please ignore the part where I just had to fill up a rental car immediately after getting it, but I hope all of you are jealous

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 23h

no last minute "oh fuck it I'm going" for PLM this year.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You have a stellar BMW lineup and a stellar Porsche lineup. Now you have Palou in a Mercedes. If you have Polish roots, the beat down Germany is about to hand the rest of the world in the international race is going to be unlike anything felt since 1939, my God.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You could hardly tell the difference in quality, though, given that WTXL has always sucked ass. Scripps overpaid for the station that can barely scrape together 20% of the market in a 2 station news market. They're leveraged to the hilt and cost cutting is their only option.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oh no it's going to be cold in Indy isn't it

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Phew, now that that's taken care of I can go back to hating that the autograph session is at like 9am on Saturday.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I guess since it's down to 9 days until I am Indy again, I should probably go and book my hotel.

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dropoutesq @dropoutesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching baseball before going to sleep risks nightmares of Biberty, the AI agent who places bets for you on prediction markets about how much weight any given NBA analyst might lose on medication

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No I think it came out of his penis

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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol I know, I just love the South Park prostitute song. So obviously I can't confirm it but that's what I was told by someone that's been right way more than they've been wrong through the years.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🎶🎶🎶🎶 A prostitute is someone who loves you No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children. That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards. That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes! 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I remember when kids weren't on reddit

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You don't get fired from the team you co-own to maybe attempt to go run for a manufacturer that there's no guarantee will ever figure out how to fit a round peg in a round hole. Which is I guess why he went around trying to fill holes like he was Mamdani or some shit. Big Brain Brad, the horse doc

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Where were you when you read the post that mentioned publicly that Brad Keselowski may have been caught sticking his dick in someone that isn't his wife? Was it his assistant? Or was it this? I don't know. I do know that the person that sent this knew about Kyle Busch long before y'all did, soooo.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eating good in the neighborhood?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed theonion.com/political-profile-abdu…

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And no it doesn't involve a race team or OEM. It might involve him being a dumbass, but.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the rumor is true, I think it's an incredible self-own, even by Brad's standards

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes you can have addition by subtraction, especially if your team has had 1 win in 5 seasons

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the fire is what the smoke looks like, God I am laughing at RFK and especially the K

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phiI @philclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm sure Brad Keselowski will be a glue guy for a different team

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RFK never beating the allegations that they're an unserious team

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I didn't know you were allowed to show a bangfest on twitch

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And realistically I can't think of one that's not just a smaller number than 60

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

For real. "Yes, 60 days in jail for being a child molester is much better than 1 day" Well, yes, technically, but it doesn't really address the real issue...

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pausing the gas tax for 30 days starting 35 days before an election where the candidate he's endorsed is in a very tight race with an opponent many in her own party despise. Amazing. Definitely not a form of election interference or anything.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thought about Long Beach for 2027 but then I saw flight prices and laughed and then cried. Guess that's not happening.

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I may have to go now if we're going to have rain

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's early but there's a good chance of rain in during Petit Le Mans this weekend 👀. Hell yeah chaos

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is the strange part Google thinking people are going to pay $1000+ for Android in a laptop when they barely pay $1000+ for Android in a cell phone?

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🤔🤷‍♂️ @tightoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I remember when Politifact wasn't complete garbage. Kinda wild to watch the tumble almost in real time. This is "half true" despite being mostly true at worst, and Trump just straight up lying is "mostly false".

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