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Tigerbumm

@tigerbumm.bsky.social
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A tiger of very little brain, always up for a laugh. Living in a cosy den in the north of Scotland. Pronouns he/him, long term married to Mrs T, no cubs at home any more but grandcubs often visit.

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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mrs T had her winter vac today. When's mine? December. Are they hoping I'll croak before then and save the NHS some money?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday 7am it was 4°C. Today 7am it's 15°C. What's going on?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neil Armstrong's first words when he stepped on the moon: "There's no way a cow jumped over this".
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wee trip to Glasgow to see this. Very traumatic 😯
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Never run with scissors. Or without scissors.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like somebody wants to share my bacon roll.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rereading George Orwell's 1984 to refresh my memory before seeing it live on stage on 10 September. #citztheatreglasgow. Last read in secondary school, which I left in 1968.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mrs T took the colander away at dinnertime to look at the eclipse, so I had to drain the vegetables through my sock. Which was issued to me when I joined the Army more than 50 years ago. Bon appetit!
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stranded on St Helena due to flight cancellation 😦. Napoleon had to die to get off this island, hope I don't have to do the same.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Where am I?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where am I?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hydration break.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me and my best buddy...
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seriously considering moving from Highland Scotland to Clacton so that I can vote for this impressive candidate. Can someone please tell me where Clacton is?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We have a guest for the week, a hard working farm dog. She seems to be enjoying her break..
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
School's out for summer this afternoon in the Scottish Highlands. The weather feels like October 🌪️☔❄️
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The three things I like best are eating my friends and commas
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Airport beer. Is there anything better?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Today I had my hearing tested. I said, TODAY I HAD MY HEARING TESTED. Oh never mind 🙉
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Famous in Dingwall! Borrow my books or buy them, I don't mind as long as you read them. Everybody needs a laugh, especially now.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Thank you Dingwall Public Library for promoting my Daily Diaries 👍
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Please don't eat me....."
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
When I was young I had a very good friend who I respected and looked up to. He was sacked from the bank where we both worked, on Friday the thirteenth 1970.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@flups.bsky.social Happy birthday to you! Mine was yesterday so I'm a day (and just a bit 😂) older than you. Keep your funny observations going, I love them! x
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Birthday present from Mrs T. After 43 years of marriage she knows the way to my heart 🍺🍺🍺
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Appropriately named for when you work on MasterChef the Professionals. Sadly Rosie can't spell and Victoria makes me cry 😭
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Not just the duke, but his horsey too 😂 #glasgowsmilesbetter
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What do I look like in a Travelodge mirror selfie? Well now you know.....
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
After a long coach journey this is a very enjoyable way to spend a rainy afternoon in Glasgow. Matthew Kelly and George Costigan are perfectly paired for this deceptively simple yet immensely complex drama.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
On the Citylink bus from Inverness to Glasgow. 11 passengers on board.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Last week: "The Sopranos" on stage in Edinburgh. Next week: "Waiting for Godot" on stage in Glasgow. How's that for a contrast?
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Signs of Spring at last in my wee corner of the #scottishhighlands
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy Pancake Day to all you tossers.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Floss: "are you going to eat that sausage all by yourself, grandad?"
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Me aged six, apparently.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
When you're on holiday it's always interesting to keep an eye on the neighbours.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Floss: My family's away on holiday so I'm living with my cruel Granny and Grandad. I'm being forced to eat chicken and sleep on this uncomfortable sofa. Please send help.
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Stressed out and missing your family, Floss? 😂
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm far from home today, but where am I? 😂
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
So ex-Army personnel can be called up now, right up to the age of 65? My service ended 35 years ago and I'm outside the age bracket now, thank heavens. Anyway Mrs T says I'd never survive the cold in Greenland. Or the heat in Iran. #coldwarwarrior
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Even more praise for NHS Highland. Following on from Saturday's nebuliser experience I took a dip today. Phoned GP surgery 0930, got an appointment 12.25. Got prescription for oral steroids, will be high for the five days! Super service from Receptionist to Student Doctor to GP, thank you all 👍
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Nothing but praise for NHS24, we're so lucky in this country to have such a great service. Friendly and efficient staff sorted me out on a Saturday morning, efficiently and without fuss. Well done 👏👏👏
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@helsmels.bsky.social - Saw this and thought of you lol! Mrs T bought me this as a reward for being a good tiger cos I landed in hospital on a nebuliser this morning. Breathing better now tho, cheers 👍
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Northern Canada? Norway? No, this is #scottishhighlands this morning...
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
After a nice morning clearing paths, look what's happening now.. #scottishhighlands
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sunrise over The Black Isle #scottishhighlands
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
A further dump of snow overnight. This car was cleared yesterday #scottishhighlands
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My back garden this afternoon. #scottishhighlands
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Dear BBC, what's this "17 centimetres of snow" nonsense? Means nothing. FFS tell us in INCHES !
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Tigerbumm @tigerbumm.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
On New Year's Day 1958 my dad passed away following a heart attack. No heart bypass surgery, no defribillators, no stents etc in those days - a heart attack was a death sentence. He was 38, I was 6. If you still have your parents, look after them.
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