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Tiffany Bond

@tiffanybond.com
7.8K followers 3.2K following 19K posts

Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets. No one of consequence. Somewhere in the Maine mountains.

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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 23/09/2026
I got very exciting beans in the mail today but don't know how to make them. Give me your favorite suggestions!
Box of Rancho Gordo beans
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 22/09/2026
You all. I spy with my little eye SOLAR IN MY FENCE.
Fence panels being installed, with solar.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 17/09/2026
First panel of the fence in 🍾
8 foot tall fence panel on posts.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 09/09/2026
I've finally had to charge my vehicle away from home. This is SO MUCH less than gas.
Charging estimates cost <$30
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 08/09/2026
Making 13 and his BFF's baseball dreams come true.
Pitcher on mound at Fenway
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 06/09/2026
Husband says I have perfected the blueberry ratio in pancakes (approximately half blueberries)
Blueberry pancakes in panStack of blueberry pancakesSo much blueberry
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 03/09/2026
What's up, duc?
Duck, ripe for the booping
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 30/08/2026
Move in day 😬
Empty dorm room
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/08/2026
Look how wiped out our boy is from a week of sleep away camp
Dog asleep in car
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 18/08/2026
21 years ago today...
Wedding photo
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 08/08/2026
They have a much bigger pool, but this is their pool of choice. Reminds me of how our cats will always sit in the small box.
Ducks in small kiddie pool
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/08/2026
No, thank you.
98°F
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/08/2026
What kind of peppers do we think these are? I planted a random seed I found on my kitchen counter to see what would grow, but there are probably at least a dozen kinds of pepper seeds we've had in the house.
Baby peppers
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 30/07/2026
I'm just a girl, watching a Senate race set money on fire in a way that won't take Susan Collins out of office less than 100 days from an election, wanting them to make wiser choices.
Scene from Austin Powers: slow moving, completely preventable death
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/07/2026
My office is separate from the house. However, the duck barn is visible. I'm in a mediation and it starts raining so in the background right here on the screen a whole Benny Hill scene plays out in this window with 13 trying to get the ducks back into the barn as he slides around on wet grass/mud.
Shot of corner of screen showing window outside
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/07/2026
Here are the contents ⤵️
2 moldy ice cream cones
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 29/07/2026
15 has been struggling with the no snacks upstairs rule we have so I got him a cookie jar with a lid for if he MUST have something to snack on while doing homework so that there is less temptation for rodents. Friends, would you like to guess what I found in this?
Grinch cookie jar
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 26/07/2026
'sup?
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 24/07/2026
I had better not end up with a house duck.
Duck on dog bed
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 21/07/2026
Facebook is feeling like a desperate ex
Memory reminder...from 17 years ago
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/07/2026
Current view
Dog on sofa at a small business
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/07/2026
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 17/07/2026
Today's unexpected work challenge was locating an envelope in my office (I send things priority mail these days with no internal envelope). Why would I need a regular envelope? To snitch to court on a party for emailing me a photo of someone else's erect junk last night. Never a dull moment.
Envelope with "explicit image enclosed" written on the front
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/07/2026
Husband, who claims to very much dislike the ducks, has taken the initiative to set up a duck-cam. What have we become?
Ducks, in barn
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/07/2026
I am pleased to say the ducks are no longer in my kitchen and have been relocated to one of the barns. It's a festivus miracle!
Ducks, in barn
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 12/07/2026
When I ran for Congress I got a lot of shit for trying not to campaign much on Sundays and/or taking kids with me. (See below for me collecting signatures with a child strapped to my back)
Someone signing on a clipboard while I stand by with a child on my back
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/07/2026
What a spectacular July 3rd.
Families playing at the lake
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 11/06/2026
I have ducks that were born a week ago this Monday that arrived at my home a week ago this weds. They have to be in a tub in my office until they are bigger or the cats will eat them. They figured out how to jump today, apparently.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 11/06/2026
I had a client send me a reddit forum post talking about me. You all...OMG.
Tiffany Bond undoubtedly. She's a miserable, insufferable human, capable and comfortable of very much crossing the line - any line really. People I know that've used her report her as being intolerable. But they acquiesce because they always win. My ex uses her and cleaned the floor with me. I kept telling my attorney she needed to be more like Tiffany, but she refused saying she can't be that mean. Also, the firm I contacted asked me who the opposing attorney was and when I told it was Tiffany they informed me they don't take cases she is involved in.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/06/2026
I got suckered into ducks.
2 day old ducklings in box
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 19/05/2026
W. T. F.
102°F
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 16/05/2026
Pillow thief #caturday
Cat, on pillow
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 02/05/2026
Right now I just have the middle of the road charing solution. I'd this is too slow, then I'll spring for the more robust charter.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 02/05/2026
IT'S HERE AND IT FITS IN THE GARAGE!!!!! @lucidmotors.bsky.social
Vehicle being delivered off the truck
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 01/05/2026
You all...IT'S NEW CAR DAY! My @lucidmotors.bsky.social is en route. I hope I don't have to pay for gas again for a very, very long time.
Screen shot of text messages showing car loaded on truck. "On the way. Will be there after 5pm."
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 18/04/2026
Look at these ridiculous breakfasts our children talked us into buying them.
Pancakes with nutella and allllll the sugarRed velvet waffles, piled with various sugary treats.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 11/04/2026
I need to get up, but I'm being catblocked. Happy #caturday!
Cat, tucked in
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 11/04/2026
The gang's all here
Deer on lawn
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 05/04/2026
What's your glaze today?
Chai mix and mustard
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 27/03/2026
Look how blue the sky was today 😍
Blue sky over snowy yard
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 20/03/2026
Yard has a glow up from yesterday ➡️ today
Sad snowy yardPretty, white puffy snow yard.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 18/03/2026
Say hello to my little friend who has emerged from its winter slumber.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 15/03/2026
Happy π day!
2 pies
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 14/03/2026
Yard got a freshening up 😍
Snowy yard
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 12/03/2026
May I present performance art from my home entitled: "cat, stealing toast"
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 11/03/2026
Couldn't it be snow instead?
Early closure of school due to freezing rain
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 07/03/2026
If you are driving up to Saddleback this weekend, you are going to need AWD/4WD.
Rutted mudpile of a road.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 04/03/2026
The bar is open
Raccoon at water bowl
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 03/03/2026
Apparently it was sitting by itself in the middle of the floor and it freaked him out so he kicked it into the corner with some other stuff.
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Tiffany Bond @tiffanybond.com · 01/03/2026
My Samsung has a typo.
Even autocorrect doesn't like this typo and keeps correcting the transposed letters.
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