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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
still might be my favorite post ever
post from the verified CIA Twitter account reading "CIA's 2023 theme for #Pride Month is WELCO-ME!

Wellness
Equity
LGBTQ+
Community
Openness
ME!

Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the Agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of our LGBTQ+ officers.

#Pride2023"

it also has an angled picture attached of the entrance to the CIA headquarters with a subtle rainbow gradiant. The words "CIA" and "PRIDE" are superimposed in the center of the image in a white block font, CIA is written vertically, top to bottom, sharing an I with the word PRIDE which is read left to right
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
prop would you like me to reply in german
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
no one i know outside of the internet will understand this but i'm personally obsessed
photo of historian Tom Holland meeting actor Tom Holland and doing the Spiderman pointing meme
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
have i mentioned how much i love my haircut
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
anyway i'm learning lots of fun things about large trees
screenshot of Google form for those interested in becoming a certified tree measurer
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i was SO SURE i was misreading that first photo but NOPE
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
society if burgers came without cheese by default
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
there's a restaurant/bar/live music venue in Minneapolis called "Icehouse" and they've started posting photos like this which is great, except that they transliterate it as ICE(OUT!)HOUSE and i'm instinctively reading it as "ice outhouse"
a black & white photo of the patio of a restaurant called "ICEHOUSE" in black and white. the first part of the name ("ice") has been crossed out in red highlighter
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
am i drunk or is this fucking hilarious
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
no, zuck, not really!
A screenshot of a Facebook notification page with a notification that says "So many people joined Dating while you were away. Want to meet them?"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
yesss i manifested it
Screenshot of a weather app that says "thunder in the vicinity" and shows a rain cloud with lightning
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
why did i get this promoted post. what does it mean
A promoted post on Facebook from the Washington Post that reads "The Modern Man's Blueprint: Find out how to be the kind of man women actually want to marry."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
apparently i have a mutual on the other site who thinks gk chesterton's "what's wrong with the world" is "🔥🔥🔥" should i comment with this photo
A picture of a hand holding an open copy of GK chesterton's book What's Wrong With the World, which has several ripped pages, above a fire pit where several pages of that book are burning
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
oh shit what did the food truck do 👀
a sign that reads "FOOD TRUCK IS CANCELED: Our apologies for the inconvenience"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
feel like shit just want her back
a map of the twin cities rapid transit streetcar network
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
huh, apparently billy strayhorn was from pittsburgh
photo of the kelly-strayhorn theater, the sign says "gene Kelly & Billy strayhorn"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
mojito acquired. probably should have just done the tequila mule they're serving at a discount but i wanted mint
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i guess i'm not sure but i don't think that's what they're doing
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
i've been urging americans to avoid driving for YEARS and Newsweek has never ONCE talked to me about it
Headline from Newsweek reading "Millions of Americans Urged to Avoid Driving" (in reference to air pollution in the southwest)
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
tonight we're going to try a new nonalcoholic gin
 Bottle of nonalcoholic "London botanical spirit" from the brand ISH
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
this is the worst timeline
A screenshot of a texting app that has a system-generated suggestion to "Send a sleepy selfie." The poster has circled this suggestion and added a question mark
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
i won't. you can't make me
A screenshot of an ad from Facebook from BlossomUp that says "choose your gender to start learning your enneagram of personality" with enneagram types 1-9 listed below in a graphic
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
we need a "vinyl countdown" by relient k for the post-CD generation
Tumblr screenshot of two posts by killz0ne3-deactivated20250521. The first reads "Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows." The second says "Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
what did past me mean by this
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
hemingway-ass buy nothing post
post on a buy nothing group that says "gifting: baby shoes, unworn, size 7"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
we used to watch this show in sunday school
A headline from CNN from January 2, 2014, by Amanda Sloane (HLNtv.com), that reads "Marry girls when they're '15 or 16,' said Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
meta AI can't figure out that a photo with the caption "the Doctor" on a page called "Doctor Who Fans" is of actors that both play the Doctor
A screenshot of a post from a Facebook page called "Doctor Who Fans" captioned "the Doctor," that includes a photo of Ncuti Gatwa and Jo Martin. There's also text generated from Meta AI attempting to answer the question "Who is the couple in the photo?" 

The answer reads "The post doesn't mention who the couple is. It only mentions "The Doctor and shows a photo of a young man and woman posing in front of a store called 'College Fitters""A screenshot of a post from a Facebook page called "Doctor Who Fans" captioned "the Doctor," that includes a photo of Ncuti Gatwa and Jo Martin. There's also text generated from Meta AI attempting to answer the question "What is the couples relationship like?" The answer reads "The Facebook post doesn't provide information about the couple's relationship. The image appears to be a friendly selfie, but it's unclear if they're romantic partners, friends or siblings."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
thanks! (i don't know any filipino languages)
A screenshot from my texting app that shows a prompt from the phone system reading "You won't be asked to translate Filipino again" with the option to "Undo." The background of the text shows only English text.
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
lmao well now i'm DEFINITELY not getting an autism diagnosis
headline from CBS News that reads "RFK's autism study to amass medical records of many Americans"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
she really said "more feminine" and "humanizing" in the same breath
Screenshot of a tweet from @DiscussAvatar summarizing an interview with the actress for Toph in season 2 of the live action Avatar the Last Airbender series. It reads: 

Miya Cech confirms character adjustments for Toph in Season 2 of 'AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER:' "My version of Toph is going to be a little older and slightly more feminine. I feel like wanted to work into a very humanizing space for her because, you knowN, she was a cartoon."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
who is this. do we think it's from the government
A message request on Signal from someone called "M ai" that reads "Hi"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
can't wait to see peter parker come out as aroace in the next comic
A headline that reads "Marvel Comics Exec Editor Pushes Back Against Fans, Says Publisher Has “Concluded Decisively That The Best Platonic Ideal Of Spider-Man Is One That Is Unattached”"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Is it called Left Field because of what a ridiculous tagline this is
An article from Business Insider with the headline "A new anti-swiping dating app wants to be like Pokemon Go for finding love" with the following bullet points: Left Field, a new dating app, has launched in New York City; The app uses location-based notifications to facilitate real-life encounters; Left Field aims to use IRL events like parties to grow users, and expand to college campuses in May.
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
should i carry this around all day
a picture of two helium birthday balloons that read "happy birthday," floating in the middle of my undecorated living room
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
no. next question,
A preview of a Taylor Tomlinson reel that has the subtitle "Have you guys ever gone out with somebody" (the start of a joke)
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
BREAKING: PRIVILEGED AMERICANS ON THE INTERNET ANGRY ABOUT CODE SWITCHING
Screenshot of an article with a headline reading "Millie Bobby Brown Defends Backlash to Her Accent, Explains Why She Goes 'In and Out' Around J..."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
today's american interpretation of the kir royale (heavy on the royale, light on the kir)
picture of a cocktail with ice and a blackberry in it
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
new reality show just dropped
Screenshot of a news article reading "The Boeing 777 destined for Dublin took off from Newark, New Jersey, on Thursday but didn’t make it to the Irish capital until Sunday. Twelve crew and 259 passengers, including America’s top Catholic, Cardinal Timothy Dolan, were rerouted to St. John’s International Airport in Newfoundland, Canada." Poster has highlighted "America's top Catholic"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
at a jazz speakeasy. sitting at the bar. people keep ordering this
Screenshot of a cocktail menu featuring a drink called the Aphrodite which includes vodka, rose, cranberry, lemon, and agave. (Crisp, floral and refreshing...a rosie Cosmo to quench your thirst)
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
we used to be a proper country
a screenshot of Poptropica gameplay, stolen from r/poptropica
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
thinking maybe i will not leave my house today
A screenshot of my weather app that shows a cold weather advisory until Tuesday at noon. It shows a high of 0 degrees fahrenheit and a low of -14. Current temp is -13.
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
happy new year, this was one of my favorite puns that i made in 2024
Conversation where one person said "Could use some help as someone not originally from the area - what's UP?" 

I respond "nothing much, what's up with you," and then change the post title to reflect that U.P. references the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
merry national pumpkin pie day, and a happy new year!
A screenshot from Days of the year dot com that shows today is National Pumpkin Pie Day. It then shows "Today is also..." Christmas Day.
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
like they can usually do it but it ends up looking like this
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
cool, thanks google, this is reassuring
Results from a Google search for "if I killed four mice how many are left." The AI overview reads "If you killed four mice, then zero mice are left, as you have eliminated all the mice that were present.
Explanation: "Killing" means to completely remove something, so if you killed all the mice, there are none left."
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
i should have unfollowed this page years ago but this is definitely the last straw
A screenshot of a headline from Relevant Magazine reading "Comedian Matt Rife Gets Baptized - the comedian opened up in a new interview about 'getting baptized in a dude's pool.'"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
do you mean like. myself
A quote painted on the sidewalk that reads "LET GO OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOUR WORTH TO"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
it's my fault, i should have served this instead
Screenshot of a label for oliphant brewing's strawberry pickle beer, a brined lager with strawberries
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
let's do it
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