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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I guess I should ask my mom about this to be sure but what's confusing for me about 9/11 is that I remember being home when I saw it on TV. but for all I remember, I was always at school on Tuesdays. But my sole memory is watching the clip of the towers falling on the tiny TV in my kitchen
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in this chapter i am putting my focus on self-care ✨💫💖 and putting "taking care of myself" on hold
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
good evening i just realized i only ever purchased Real Socks for myself one time in my life and it was 12 years ago and no wonder my socks are wearing out
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
upon reflection i do *not* recommend flying from california at 2am to land in minnesota at 7am and immediately going to work. this, in my opinion, is a "bad plan"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's so easy to become gnostic
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the airport feels so dystopian today
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
still might be my favorite post ever
post from the verified CIA Twitter account reading "CIA's 2023 theme for #Pride Month is WELCO-ME!

Wellness
Equity
LGBTQ+
Community
Openness
ME!

Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the Agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of our LGBTQ+ officers.

#Pride2023"

it also has an angled picture attached of the entrance to the CIA headquarters with a subtle rainbow gradiant. The words "CIA" and "PRIDE" are superimposed in the center of the image in a white block font, CIA is written vertically, top to bottom, sharing an I with the word PRIDE which is read left to right
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
oh HELL yes, big antitrust lawsuit payout came in today
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the american red cross: make sure to avoid any strenuous activity after you give blood! me: fuck yeah let's lindy hop
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
don't feel like doing my job today
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
.....and my neighbor just said she's nauseous from the heat but that chatgpt told her she's okay cool 😀
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i was promised a thunderstorm tonight and im kinda pissed we're not getting one
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
discovering in my old age (30) that chocolate chip cookies need more salt, generally, than they are allotted
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the reason we don't have hoverboards or flying cars is *because* of the auto industry send tweet
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i should start following soccer i think
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i have a deep self-hatred and disappointed directly related to the fact that i consistently confuse the a train with in the mood when i hear them. what is wrong with me
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
every time linguistics comes up and someone asks me "are you still in the field" and i have to respond "only for party tricks"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
swinging out is an art not a science
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
apparently there's a Netflix adaptation of pride and prejudice coming?
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
trying to learn how to wear sunscreen after a childhood of never getting sunburn is a struggle
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I also have no idea how to tell when i have overstayed my welcome
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i did it again i built in time to make myself a few minutes late and i am still ten minutes early to a party that i should not be early for
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
oof that wildfire smoke came in fast this evening
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if i order a pizza with "light cheese" and cheese is the first thing i smell when i open the box then you deserve death
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
no one i know outside of the internet will understand this but i'm personally obsessed
photo of historian Tom Holland meeting actor Tom Holland and doing the Spiderman pointing meme
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the patriot games are not the hunger games. they're not good, but they're not the hunger games.
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
can tighten's eye lasers melt steel beams
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
also in retrospect it seems fairly clear that in-universe, megamind's weird pronunciation quirks are clearly indicative of someone who learned a ton of vocabulary through reading and not hearing the words
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
megamind is actually a fantastic allegory for systemic inequality
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
which streaming service should i pay for this month
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
lost out on so much of life due to not enjoying soggy bread
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ordered mussels at happy hour, which i have never eaten in america. wish me luck
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i have already worked 32 hours this week, on call has been ROUGH this week
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
massive drama in the neighborhood group chat around a house that keeps setting off fireworks at 11pm on *checks notes* Tuesday?
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
nicolas cage was worried about the theft of the declaration of independence when he should've been worrying about the theft of the CONSTITUTION
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
at a place in my life where i don't understand how people enjoy summers where it's dark before 8
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
do y'all also get people sending you informational videos, articles, and posts about things you already know because the friends sending them know that you studied the things? idk what to do with it
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the saddest thing about seeing norwegian on the internet is knowing that while i can pronounce the words passably, i do not know if i can get the prosody right
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
whatever i've been doing with my shampoo/conditioner combo (leftover stuff from when my hair was bob length combined with buy nothing acquisitions) is making my hair really really soft and i think i'm convinced that conditioner matters even for very short hair
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
why is facebook greeting me, every time i open the app, with a brianna wu post
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
have i mentioned how much i love my haircut
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
oh no a college friend is trying to convince me to go to grad school
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ballroom friend told me he'll have to clear it with his wife before he does any partner dancing at the wedding we're going to tonight. alexa, play "another one bites the dust"
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
choosing to leave my jacket at home was officially the worst mistake i could have made this weekend
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what is the best spot on a bus and why is it the raised seat right next to the middle exit
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
of all the things i expected when i landed in chicago, a guy on the blue line asking to connect with me on linkedin was the very last on the list
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
people spelling it "meyers briggs" may be one of my biggest pet peeves
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the audacity and sense of entitlement required to *pass* someone who slowed down at a yellow light in order to run a red
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
however, my *favorite* part of my office's design is the way the motion detecting bathroom sinks turn off if i put my hands underneath the water
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daylight savings thyme @thyme.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
anyway I'm rereading Arika Okrent's book about invented languages and got to the quote "If you plant a plastic flower, will it grow?" on page 3 & I'm remembering why I was so obsessed with this book
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