thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 14/10/2026What a terrible day today was. Go to hell, stupid day. 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Omfg I literally just put together that he’s Lowly because he’s a worm. Wtf. 020
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There’s an Easy Man in my cabinet if you want it 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Some guy on tinder described himself as an “intellectual mercenary” and so I deleted the app. 000
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Kids are an excellent source of fuel if you dry them out and light them on fire. #safely 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wonder if that means I’m insecure… 100
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The bartender at the arcade where I take all my first dates pointed out that after seeing me on 50+ dates she knows “if the guy is late, there’s no second date” I mean, I didn’t realize it until she pointed it out but yeah 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have good news: we had nothing to do with it. Similar to pandas, cheetahs were on their way out already and are likely only still around because humans think they’re cool. 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a modern day masterpiece in the style of Arlo Guthrie 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mine was The Nothing from Never Ending Story. 020
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love that female elephants carry grudges and pass them on to future generations. 110
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jesus didn’t even go to there checkmate 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I always imagined it as multiple skeletons huddled together and playing cards in a medium sized closet 111
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do not understand how you’re not a millionaire 020
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have no idea who you are or what you’re talking about 😒😏 020
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Who’s a good girl? Who’s such a good girl? It sure as fuck isn’t me so it must be YOU who’s a good girl!” 020
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only thing keeping me alive rn is my dog and I’m pretty sure that’s why dogs were invented so good job, ancestors. 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nah, only the profitable animals warrant names at this zoo. 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here’s a haiku I just wrote: I am right, you are wrong. I learned nothing and I have no regrets. Bitch. 032
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One time my friend got me a Cameo from Nick Holmes and that alone kept me alive for months. Also, if you were ever on the fence about getting a Cameo from #nickholmes I highly recommend you do so! He was charming, committed, and a total professional. 130
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I ask you now, as a personal friend, tear the system down. 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Like, if the apocalypse happened and suddenly in order to save humanity you had to climb a rope in a gym for no real reason. 021
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What’s something that would make rock-bottom worse? Ex: A math class. 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m so profoundly fucking sad. 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Only some of the fingers were his. 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got fired today! Anyone got a good reason* to go on living? *aside from witnessing the inevitable collapse of capitalism while cackling wildly 220
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Which is weird since he’s a “confidence man” 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 year old me would be horrified at the person I am today. It’s ok though cuz I’m horrified by the person 20 year old me was, too. 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean, they believe chatbots are as alive as they think any woman should be. 130
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ll never find my soulmate because I’m sure he’s having fun in #Canada at the #TurkeyVulture festival and I’m trapped in stupid end-stage capitalism. 150
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m right on top of that, Rose! 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried to form human connections tonight and I think I’m done with that for awhile. 030
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Parks and Rec was originally called Polar Coordinates. 130
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I genuinely think she’d love this joke. 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Whyyy did I wake up this morning now I’m stressed 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ummmmmmmmmm if I ever get the living room clean can we…? 120
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I absolutely will stop doing crimes if 1960’s Batman is around. If modern day Batman is around he can fuck off with his hoarded wealth. 010
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My special brand of white lady is the perfect genetic combination of mixed crackers which makes my digestive system rebel against me yet I remain fat. Seriously, I’m gonna be so good in the upcoming famine. 040
thylacineitall.bsky.social @thylacineitall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Feeding the snakes at a snake-handling church. 120
